By way of providing a balance to Nik's thread asking if punting is a waste of money, I paid the balance of my holiday today and wondered how I would spend that if I kept it for punting.
£1200 would get me;
10 one hour meetings with my favourite, cute regular.
24 half hour punts split between two of the best value WGs in Glasgow; Scottish.Sophie and Naughty but Nice xx
60 blow jobs from Horny Evik, a fullsome Czech lady
1 overnighter with a 'High Class Courtesan'
I could go on. Does any combination of the above beat a week in Sharm el Sheik with the missus? I might get two shags if I'm lucky and it will cost about £2000 all in!!!