I've punted probably between 100 and 200 times and I got a several hours freebie once and been offered a bogof, so I'm not going to say it's beyond the realms of possibility, but on a first punt, with an expensive lady, who looks fucking gorgeous? Sir, you have received a nomination for next week's wanker of the week, which frankly you deserve, either for spouting such utter bulllshit or for being such a lucky cunt!!