Author Topic: Why we use escorts! (Read 1356 times)

Professor4 · « **on:** January 20, 2018, 11:46:52 am »

So in the sun today Fern Britton says she would rather have a cup of tea than sex with her husband of 18 years. That is exactly why men use escorts. Your husband is 56 years old and still needs sex regularly! He will be getting it somewhere Fern so think about it! Poor bloke . Far too many wives like this.

mills_and_bhuna · « **Reply #1 on:** January 20, 2018, 11:54:36 am »

Maybe they should have asked him if he'd rather have a cup of tea .

arrow0404 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 20, 2018, 12:01:30 pm »

Quote from: bigbadbob on January 20, 2018, 11:54:36 am

Maybe they should have asked him if he'd rather have a cup of tea .

I would have the cup tea over fern Britton.. but if your talking Fern Cotton that's a whole different ball game.

Jonestown · « **Reply #3 on:** January 20, 2018, 12:08:42 pm »

Why do you suppose she feels the need to humiliate her husband of 18 years by having that printed in a national newspaper, what are his freinds, colleagues & fimily going to think. What a bitch.

Autopunter · « **Reply #4 on:** January 20, 2018, 01:15:48 pm »

If my wife told me that she'd rather have a cup of tea than have sex with me in a national newspaper, we'd be getting divorced by the end of the week. I'd send her a tea bag in the post with my wedding ring.

Why is it still socially acceptable to humiliate a man in public in this country, when nobody would ever dream of being so casually cruel to a woman, if only for fear of the loss of "face" that would befall them afterwards?

nigel4498 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 20, 2018, 02:11:43 pm »

Obviously OP you must be happy with what you are getting off the OH as no reviews from you yet.

fairfield · « **Reply #6 on:** January 20, 2018, 02:26:22 pm »

Sometimes a wg asks "would you like a drink?" - and if its cold outside, i ask for a cup of tea. Gives me a chance to take off all those layers of clothing and warm my hands up. Sadly sometimes .... the tea IS better than the sex.
I wonder if that's why too many of my punts go wrong. Is asking for a cuppa code for - 'no sex please, we're british'? Think Boy George said something along the same lines.

Kenaldo · « **Reply #7 on:** January 20, 2018, 02:33:16 pm »

Quote from: greekboy7 on January 20, 2018, 12:01:30 pm

I would have the cup tea over fern Britton.. but if your talking Fern Cotton that's a whole different ball game.

Now if you’re talking Dot Cotton, I’d rather have Fern Britton!

Health and Fitness · « **Reply #8 on:** January 20, 2018, 06:22:27 pm »

Quote from: nigel4498 on January 20, 2018, 02:11:43 pm

Obviously OP you must be happy with what you are getting off the OH as no reviews from you yet.

Must be as he did say the other day that his wife had spent 12 grand on the new kitchen. Guess that doesn't leave much left for prostitutes, feel bad for Professor having to put up with a woman like that splashing out with all the cash.

Sticky · « **Reply #9 on:** January 20, 2018, 06:26:58 pm »

Ah The Sun, the bastion of journalistic integrity.

Fair point in the OP, but the source removes almost all credibility to the story.

Professor4 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 20, 2018, 07:31:07 pm »

Yep. Money is short af present. The new one at haydock today helped a bit. Be flat season before real money comes in. Must not bet on any football though as always lose.

Marmalade · « **Reply #11 on:** January 20, 2018, 07:36:08 pm »

A bit picky but... given the OP has zero reviews how the fuck can he talk about “we”.

Phaedrus · « **Reply #12 on:** January 20, 2018, 11:03:28 pm »

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Quote from: Professor4 on December 01, 2017, 09:53:05 am
I thought people would say I should write reviews before I say anything. I have only seen one girl so far and that was a while ago and she has retired so no point in writing one. I am studying the reviews on here to pick another girl. It just went through my mind that even the reviews on here could be fantasy or even a pimp becoming a member and writing them.

Quote from: Professor4 on January 19, 2018, 09:51:37 am
My first punt with Reyna oriental, now sadly retired. Booked 15 mins as she had another booking in 25 minutes. I walked in paid she rubbed herself against me and within literally 30 seconds I cum. £50 I thought wasted but no she proceeded to give a nice wank and then a covered blow job and in about 10 minutes I was shooting into the condom.

Quote from: Professor4 on September 28, 2017, 05:38:14 pm
I have only met one girl so far. A couple of years ago and not a good punt. Before I found this site and I guess I'm being a bit over careful at present.

Quote from: Professor4 on July 07, 2017, 09:29:33 am
I'm a 55year old looking for my first punt. Is it best to go for an apartment or hotel? Was going to see a girl last week but when she was in a hotel it put me off.

Quote from: Professor4 on September 28, 2017, 11:45:53 am
All I want is a blow job. Preferably covered so as not to catch anything. Middle aged and never had a bj as wife is unwilling to oblige.

Quote from: Professor4 on November 18, 2017, 10:43:43 am
Brilliant post mh. Once married they seem to slowly withdraw the sex. I bet not many men would marry in another life . In my case it’s once a week or so but a blow up doll would probably be better at it than my lazy bitch. No blow job for years. Funny how it’s ok before marriage! Even the hand job is now lack lustre. Come in wives.

Pr0fess0r Zero,

So I had a look at your posts because I wanted to quote you to say something funny, then I started to see the contradictions instead

You said were looking for your first punt July 2017.
You also said that you’ve only met one girl so far, a couple of years ago and not a good punt.
You also said that your first punt was not a good punt.
You also said that your first punt was with Reyna Oriental and you came within 30 seconds and she gave you a nice wank and blow job.
However you also say that you’ve never had a blow job from your wife and in fact started a thread saying that you only want a blowjob.
You also said that your wife hasn’t given you a blowjob for years.

So which is?

Did you punt a couple of years ago or around July 2017?
Did you have a good first punt with someone who retired a few years ago who made you come twice or was it a bad punt?
Has your wife never given you a blowjob or did she stop doing it a few years ago?

If you are going to come on UKP how about you:
1. Contribute by reviewing.
2. Tell the truth.

By all of your own accounts you are full of contradictions and you still have given ZERO reviews.

Instead all you have done is
1.Leech,
2. Waste punters forum time by starting threads that help no one,
3. Lie or at least prevaricate

I would say that unless you have something to actually helpful contribute your net value here is ZERO

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Bogof60 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 20, 2018, 11:15:46 pm »

Quote from: Phaedrus on January 20, 2018, 11:03:28 pm

Pr0fess0r Zero,

So I had a look at your posts because I wanted to quote you to say something funny, then I started to see the contradictions instead

You said were looking for your first punt July 2017.
You also said that you’ve only met one girl so far, a couple of years ago and not a good punt.
You also said that your first punt was not a good punt.
You also said that your first punt was with Reyna Oriental and you came within 30 seconds and she gave you a nice wank and blow job.
However you also say that you’ve never had a blow job from your wife and in fact started a thread saying that you only want a blowjob.
You also said that your wife hasn’t given you a blowjob for years.

So which is?

Did you punt a couple of years ago or around July 2017?
Did you have a good first punt with someone who retired a few years ago who made you come twice or was it a bad punt?
Has your wife never given you a blowjob or did she stop doing it a few years ago?

If you are going to come on UKP how about you:
1. Contribute by reviewing.
2. Tell the truth.

By all of your own accounts you are full of contradictions and you still have given ZERO reviews.

Instead all you have done is
1.Leech,
2. Waste punters forum time by starting threads that help no one,
3. Lie or at least prevaricate

I would say that unless you have something to actually helpful contribute your net value here is ZERO

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Glad I am not the only one who thinks this

FlyingBreadMan · « **Reply #14 on:** January 20, 2018, 11:24:39 pm »

Quote from: Phaedrus on January 20, 2018, 11:03:28 pm

Pr0fess0r Zero,

So I had a look at your posts because I wanted to quote you to say something funny, then I started to see the contradictions instead

You said were looking for your first punt July 2017.
You also said that you’ve only met one girl so far, a couple of years ago and not a good punt.
You also said that your first punt was not a good punt.
You also said that your first punt was with Reyna Oriental and you came within 30 seconds and she gave you a nice wank and blow job.
However you also say that you’ve never had a blow job from your wife and in fact started a thread saying that you only want a blowjob.
You also said that your wife hasn’t given you a blowjob for years.

So which is?

Did you punt a couple of years ago or around July 2017?
Did you have a good first punt with someone who retired a few years ago who made you come twice or was it a bad punt?
Has your wife never given you a blowjob or did she stop doing it a few years ago?

If you are going to come on UKP how about you:
1. Contribute by reviewing.
2. Tell the truth.

By all of your own accounts you are full of contradictions and you still have given ZERO reviews.

Instead all you have done is
1.Leech,
2. Waste punters forum time by starting threads that help no one,
3. Lie or at least prevaricate

I would say that unless you have something to actually helpful contribute your net value here is ZERO

Hidden Image/Members Only