thanks for you replies...
@ ivybridge - great post, what kind of year are we looking at for your memories? I'm guessing 80's or maybe earlier? early to mid 90's latest...
on the subject as shepherd market as a street, this jogged a couple of memories... shepherd street runs parallel with picadilly with white horse street to the east and park lane / hyde park to the west and that little arch way... there used to be that walk up by the taxi rank but there were also brothels in the mews houses up by the arch way... i remember using a phone box on park lane really late one night and being given directions to a really swanky little mews house and being shown a line up of 6 or 7 girls... they each said their names apart from one really sexy little dark haired, olive skinned thing in nice red lingerie who just looked at me like "fuck you theakston"... i presumed she didnt want to be chosen (charming) and i chose a gorgeous blonde girl wearing denim cut off hot pants, called "sky" who was lithuanian or something... the maid / madam was a scary northern hussie who took my money and sent the girl back in after the deal was done... a wet blanket of a punt and I kept stopping in alert because of loads of commotion and activity on the stairs and outside the bedroom door... as if somebody was about to burst in... I remember walking home thinking it was the kind of place you read about and regretting the whole thing...
when the walk ups weren't of interest for what ever reason the phone boxes had potential... but it could always be a pain and cost a couple of quid, ringing round (the whole time looking furtively over your shoulder in case anyone is looking) just to be directed to somewhere the other side of town...
but there was one card that always said "genuine photo" (yeah right) and "shepherd market" on it... I called it once from near the alley way up by berkley square that has loads of cafes etc... a distant voice with strange accent told me to go to number "xx shepherd market"... this was in the day time and the number happened to be the same as the trebeck street walk up so I presumed this must be it and I knew from previous late night excursions that the venue was a bit iffy but decided to have a snoop, anyway I was half up the stairs when i bumped into a haggered looking looking english brass putting up a sign "gorgeous young slim brunette" (or something) so i asked this middle aged bag of hammers what the girl was like and she replied very abruptly that the "girl" was her... so I said something like "I'll be back in a minute" and about turned... out on the street I made a mental note note to never try that card again thinking it was just marketing for the trebeck st joint... anyway, later on that card was a common sight in the local phone boxes and late one night I was making my way towards rose's walk up to see what was on the menu and cut through one of those tiny little walk ways that connects the square to shepherd street and saw a door open that I had never seen before... there was a very crude (even by walk up standards) hand written sign that just said "girls" with an arrow pointing in... how could I resist... as I entered I noticed the number "xx shepherd market" and realised that it coincidently had the same number as trebeck street and I had gone to the wrong place before... so up the stairs I went and was let in by a mysterious african girl who was all grins and over the top with her graciousness and showed me straight into this strange little room that looked like a DIY conservatory in somebodies council house... it had a clear glass door with a curtain on the outside and an ensuite... one by one 4 or 5 girls came in and shook my hand and told me their name... all fake smiles and over the top eye contact... I chose a cute submissive "japanese" girl called "yoko" (yeah I know)... she looked a picture in poka dot lingerie complete with suspenders and poka dot stockings and had a cracking backside on her... as soon as she came back she headed straight for the ensuite and I could hear her racking up and snorting... I frantically tapped on the door and hissed for her to bloody well give me a line... she said she didnt have enough (bitch) but proceeded with a great service (we were both fucked, LOL)... anyway we were about half way through and I was doggy styling her when i noticed some feet under the curtain that was covering up the outside of the glass door... fucking hell... i looked further up and saw a beady eye watching the action through the gap where the curtains pull together... I freaked... the gap snapped closed and the feet disappeared... I stopped the action, thinking it was the african maid and miss theakston was all like "whaaa wrooong babeeee?" I explained the situation not sure what to do... and the girl was very apologetic but we lost the moment and I decided to cut the punt short... miss theakston explained that if I come back i should ask for another room where we could secure the perimeter... but she also explained that we could meet up and party... she could bring "supplies"... great idea... she scribbled her number on a piece of paper with her make up pencil... I lost the number before I even got home but I saw her sometime after in her civvies walking through the neiboorhood but she didnt see me... she was carrying a designer handbag, wearing 501's and looking looking cute with her backside following her around... anyway after that I never saw the sign up again but did decide to try the card... the african girl gave me the same vague directions but this time I knew where to go... they must have lost a certain amount of trade to trebeck street I reckon... this time "yoko" wasn't there but I chose a really nice albanian girl and specified a different room, the african girl gave me a knowing look and sent me up stairs to a similar DIY job but the wall was partitioned with thick frosted tiles / slabs that you can only see a blurry outline through and you would have to come right up the stairs and i could see if anyone was there so it felt safer... nice punt with the albanian... sprayed her with hot stuff to finish... then we got chatting... we took too long and heard footsteps on the stairs... a mans blurry figure appeared on the other side of the glass, made a deliberate show of looking at each of us and banged on the door slow and hard, he disappeared down the stairs again killing the mood... the girl looked mortified and I realised this was the cunt who had been spying on me that time...
I never went back and never saw the sign again.