Worst thing ever said to you by a WG

[Boundless]

You look old enough to be my grandfather.

I suppose she was correct.

I usually am but have never heard a girl say it.

I'd be tempted to reply, "What the fuck do you expect? You suck old blokes cocks for a living, you ain't gonna get Johnny Depp breezing thro the door love"

[Diehard]

Me. So you all good for deep French kissing

Her. I only dfk clients I'm attracted to

Me. Please may I have my money back

Her. No, you pay for my time, what I provide is at my discretion.

Me. Ok fine, I've been here discussing this two minutes your rate is approximately 2.50 per minute so you may retain five pounds. Goodbye.

And so I picked up the money minus the five quid and walked out the room followed by ,'don't ever fucking book me again you sad desperately ugly fuckwit,' and the sound of the door almost taken off its hinges given how hard it was slammed shut!

This thread could be expanded to worst thing done by a hooker! That would be having my cock practically quarantined such was the vigour and amount of wet wipes used on it before oral without, then she had the temerity to say Id gone soft!!! no shit sweetheart!!!

[freddiej]

"What's that rash?"

Well it wasn't an STD but it made no difference.

[Dime]

"Don't touch my hair, your hands have just been in my vagina! I don't have a hairdryer".

[spkmstr48]

"Don't touch my hair, your hands have just been in my vagina! I don't have a hairdryer".

I'm sorry but in that situation there's no way I'd be able to resist ruffling up her hair with both hands.

 

[Siadwel]

"Don't touch my hair, your hands have just been in my vagina! I don't have a hairdryer".

Hmmm, Posh Bird, huh?

None of the girls I've ever gone with have ever used the word 'vagina'.

Maybe down the clinic, but certainly not to me.

[Cuntminion]

Hmmm, Posh Bird, huh?

None of the girls I've ever gone with have ever used the word 'vagina'.

Maybe down the clinic, but certainly not to me.

Reminds me of the worst words I ever read to describe female genitalia

Copy of rustler mag when I was 15 one of them write in story's


"As I gently touched my haddock pasty"


 

[FlyingBreadMan]

"Your cum is very sweet...are you diabetic?"

How could I respond?

[biker-boy]

"Can we leave today's meeting? I need to put your payment into my bank to cover my water bill"!

[mf_1101]

Me. So you all good for deep French kissing

Her. I only dfk clients I'm attracted to

Me. Please may I have my money back

Her. No, you pay for my time, what I provide is at my discretion.

Me. Ok fine, I've been here discussing this two minutes your rate is approximately 2.50 per minute so you may retain five pounds. Goodbye.

And so I picked up the money minus the five quid and walked out the room followed by ,'don't ever fucking book me again you sad desperately ugly fuckwit,' and the sound of the door almost taken off its hinges given how hard it was slammed shut!

This thread could be expanded to worst thing done by a hooker! That would be having my cock practically quarantined such was the vigour and amount of wet wipes used on it before oral without, then she had the temerity to say Id gone soft!!! no shit sweetheart!!!

Just reading this I have to commend you for how you dealt with that stupid bitch 

Can you give me the relief of knowing she is no longer active?

[mf_1101]

On topic - Worst thing a WG can say is "you got 2 minutes to come" - How can I under that sort of pressure?

[NottsNylonLuvr]

"You've left your wallet in the car".

[englandfan]

'i see you are married, and have removed your wedding ring.........i can see the mark where your ring goes, so you must be married'

i pay you to suck my cock love........not interrogate me

thats Amber, Romanian from Colchester

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[ATMIV]

Five minutes into the punt

"It's £10 extra to suck my tits"!!!!!

At the end of a different punt

"Just pop that tissue in that bin with all the others"!!!!

[KenniLingus]

'Are you done yet?'

[LL]

Finiiiiish, finiiiiish.
The mantra as versed, two minutes into the punt, by the shitty variety of Romanian.

[Turtle1]

Being a big guy with an average size cock, it can look tiny especially when soft.

Went to an oriental fav of mine back in the day. New girl was starting that day ( cute petie thing ) I took off my clothes and she burst out laughing. "oh you have small dick, im not afraid, i was scared but now i see ur dick, it small" ( im a grower  , fuck you.....i'll just spend the next 8 years in the gym to compensate )
This lasted the whole punt lol. It was still funny and a very good punt. This sort of thing has happened a few times lol.

[Sonny Crockett]

An absolute nutcase of an escort who shouted to me "JUST HURRY UP!!!" as I was struggling to cum!!!!! The condom I was wearing was making my dick go soft... after taking it off I struggled to get hard again. Instead of finding a way to turn me on, she should this at me.... She treated me with complete disrespect and made me feel worthless. At the end I could not get a hard-on, and the punt ended. When I left her place I felt so angry. This is the sort of thing that would (heaven forbid) make you consider fucking WGs bareback...... As at least you would manage to stay hard throughout the punt!!!!

The name of that bitch....... Sara Kane (now known as Sara SeXXXy Star and based in Nottingham - the home of obnoxious, nutcase escorts)

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[cueball]

An absolute nutcase of an escort who shouted to me "JUST HURRY UP!!!" as I was struggling to cum!!!!! The condom I was wearing was making my dick go soft... after taking it off I struggled to get hard again. Instead of finding a way to turn me on, she should this at me.... She treated me with complete disrespect and made me feel worthless. At the end I could not get a hard-on, and the punt ended. When I left her place I felt so angry. This is the sort of thing that would (heaven forbid) make you consider fucking WGs bareback...... As at least you would manage to stay hard throughout the punt!!!!

The name of that bitch....... Sara Kane (now known as Sara SeXXXy Star and based in Nottingham - the home of obnoxious, nutcase escorts)

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[NottsNylonLuvr]

An absolute nutcase of an escort who shouted to me "JUST HURRY UP!!!" as I was struggling to cum!!!!! The condom I was wearing was making my dick go soft... after taking it off I struggled to get hard again. Instead of finding a way to turn me on, she should this at me.... She treated me with complete disrespect and made me feel worthless. At the end I could not get a hard-on, and the punt ended. When I left her place I felt so angry. This is the sort of thing that would (heaven forbid) make you consider fucking WGs bareback...... As at least you would manage to stay hard throughout the punt!!!!

The name of that bitch....... Sara Kane (now known as Sara SeXXXy Star and based in Nottingham - the home of obnoxious, nutcase escorts)

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Utter thundercunt

[Sorted]

I once got a call from a WG after I'd walked due to a crap service 30 mins into a 2 hour booking.

And I quote:

"Bring back my phone you bastard and I will give you your money back"

Needless to say - I didn't have her phone.

Worst thing I've heard after cumming?'

"BANG ! And the dirt has gone! "

I shit you not !

[cueball]

"BANG ! And the dirt has gone!

Ha ha, I'm going to use that line next time ha ha, might rename myself cillitman

[Dime]

I can feel someone going soft. Don't worry,  my boyfriend still has issues. 

[MrBridger]

Ha ha, I'm going to use that line next time ha ha, might rename myself cillitman

Threecillitman?

[spkmstr48]

Threecillitman?

Surely threecillitbang?

[NottsNylonLuvr]

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[bristolqwerty]

"Do you have problems ejaculating" (thanks love that helps) jasmine lovely becoming increasingly pissed that I was getting all of my 120 ph from her. Finished with 2 minutes  of my hour to go, but I let her off. 

"Now you give massage" toothless, chubby Thai girl who was so horrid and smelly I refused to fuck, suck or go near her pussy, even the massage on her was nasty as she had a large hump. 

[Cuntminion]

I once got a call from a WG after I'd walked due to a crap service 30 mins into a 2 hour booking.

And I quote:

"Bring back my phone you bastard and I will give you your money back"

Needless to say - I didn't have her phone.

Worst thing I've heard after cumming?'

"BANG ! And the dirt has gone! "

I shit you not !

  this you found on another forum edited out the personal details

Hi girls,
Few weeks ago I had a call for incall booking ( in Camden). The customer wanted me to wear high hill shoes. Soon after that he arrived - a who was well dressed and behaving nice. Session ended fast and he did not show in any way that he might steal my phone. The only thing that was unusual that he wanted two times a glass of water (that is when he has stolen it). After that he had a shower and took all his dress with him. I am sure that in the shower he took out the battery, because straight after him I tried to call myself from my other phone and it was off. He isn't answer his phone and soon after that it off as well.
This is the number that he called me from - .

Be careful with your stuff!

[Cuntminion]

Was just kidding but on a serious note who would go to Nick a phone 

[Turtle Z]

The customer wanted me to wear high hill shoes.

Strange request!

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[Cuntminion]

Strange request!

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[Ali Katt]

"You sweat a lot"

That's because I'm working your arse off.