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Author Topic: Worst thing ever said to you by a WG  (Read 7242 times)

Offline SirFrank

Following on from redkettles best thing thread, what's the worst thing a WG has said to you? When it comes to shagging, I'm normally like a white British 100m sprinter - ie I normally come last. I have however let myself down a few times, oddly enough it's usually with girls that I don't find hot. About 1-2 years ago, I'd literally just slipped my cock into the tunnel of love when I blew my nuts - I'm talking 2 jerks and a squirt and she said, fuck have you come already? Ah fuck the shame. Totally gutted.
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member

Offline Siadwel

'Oh, it's gone all soft. Again.'

i got called an ugly twatfuck the other week

she had a point

Offline Ali Katt

"I do kiss, but not with you".

"I'm disgusted that you can even suggest CIM (or talk about it); I'm not even submissive so don't touch me" - What a cunt! The other one wasn't so bad.

Offline cueball

"No, no kissing"
"Stop, no fingers inside"
"It keeps leaking pre cum, I can't suck that"
"You've got my number, just drop me a text next time you want to come round"

All from the same lass, I didn't need the number ever again.

Offline yorkshire123

Same quote from the best thing thread for me

I'm starving, fancy a bacon butty.

She burnt it & I had heartburn for fucking hours, what is it with women & the inability to cook bacon  :unknown:
Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

I'm retiring. You dont need to call me again  :unknown:

Offline DG

My period is just starting  :vomit:
Banning reason: White-knight

"Next time you see me I'll let you shit on my face if you like!"

That isn't a typing error I hasten to add. :vomit:

Offline spkmstr48

The Romanian mantra:

"Have you cum yet, hurry up and cum" wait 15 seconds then repeat.

They don't get it do they? Nothing more likely to stop me from cumming than that shit.

Combined with wanting to get you in their pussy asap, all they achieve is getting fucked for the entire duration of the punt. "Fine by me but you ain't half gonna be sore by the end of the day if you do this 10 x a day luv."
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

Offline spkmstr48

"Next time we'll do all the stuff you mentioned"

Not sure which thread that one belongs in?
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

I'd literally just slipped my cock into the tunnel of love when I blew my nuts - I'm talking 2 jerks and a squirt and she said, fuck have you come already?

This happened to me last year, and then after 15 or so mins of chat she started sucking me off to get me hard again... nothing happened. Then she said "what's wrong with you" fuck me talk about being shot down. Took me weeks to get over that!

jcdmj12

The Romanian mantra:

"Have you cum yet, hurry up and cum" wait 15 seconds then repeat.

They don't get it do they? Nothing more likely to stop me from cumming than that shit.

Combined with wanting to get you in their pussy asap, all they achieve is getting fucked for the entire duration of the punt. "Fine by me but you ain't half gonna be sore by the end of the day if you do this 10 x a day luv."

Yes - one punt:

"You want touch pussy?  Twenty pounds"
"No kiss tits.  Kiss tits, twenty pounds"

By that stage I was actually laughing whilst fucking her, it was that silly.

Offline Flunt

That's an extra £££

You too big for anal!

I just answer this one...

Could we rearrange for tomorrow hun?

It happens all the time...

Offline nike

I don't go on top and no doggy to start and I don't like fingers inside.
when trying to suck her titties, the're already erect, they don't need any help from u. Never been back to see either WG again.

Offline nigel4498

My period is just starting  :vomit:
'Shit, my period has started,' when I pulled out and the condom was covered in blood.  :vomit:

Offline MrBridger

'Ooh you've made me cum you naughty boy'. Not only did I not believe it but I'm 48 years old FFS and I don't want to be patronised by a woman who claims to be 20 years younger than me (but in reality maybe 10 years younger).
Banning reason: Spreading allegations against another punter because of personal dispute

Offline MrBridger

'Shit, my period has started,' when I pulled out and the condom was covered in blood.  :vomit:

Each to their own - some people would pay extra for that (only sick bastards obviously, but even so...).
Banning reason: Spreading allegations against another punter because of personal dispute

Offline punk

Looks at watch and says

"Have you finished?"

Offline lancspunter

"No, no kissing"
"Stop, no fingers inside"
"It keeps leaking pre cum, I can't suck that"
"You've got my number, just drop me a text next time you want to come round"

All from the same lass, I didn't need the number ever again.

I think I must have booked the same girl!
Banning reason: Convicted criminal

"oh have you cum?"

"you have a wedding ring you evil man!"



Offline spkmstr48


"you have a wedding ring you evil man!"

At least that one has an obvious comeback line

"you're selling your body you evil girl"

Actually, I'd love a punt to start with those two lines
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

Offline OakTree

"I do kiss, but not with you".


That's got to be the best yet.  :lol:

Offline Sqn Ldr Brown Wings

" you are a really nice man"
No i am not i am a married man fucking you a prostitute
Banning reason: Previously banned troll

Cute Romainian, shit attitude, trying (NOT) to get me hard at start of nightmare punt.

"It's really small"

It got smaller.


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