Following on from redkettles best thing thread, what's the worst thing a WG has said to you? When it comes to shagging, I'm normally like a white British 100m sprinter - ie I normally come last. I have however let myself down a few times, oddly enough it's usually with girls that I don't find hot. About 1-2 years ago, I'd literally just slipped my cock into the tunnel of love when I blew my nuts - I'm talking 2 jerks and a squirt and she said, fuck have you come already? Ah fuck the shame. Totally gutted.