What is the strangest question a WG has ever asked you during a booking?

[alabama1]

She was only the welder's daughter, but she had acetylene tits.

Pretty sure it should be acetylene legs. Don,t give up your day job. 

[jimbobted]

Just this week.
Mid shag "Oh, actually, could you just go and wash your hands please?"
WTAF?!
Yes, had showered upon arrival.

[Thecunninglinguist]

That could be another 30 page discussion.
Should a punter buy fish and chips for a WG?

Many, many years ago, I had ferried my daughters and their friends from t'th north to a Bros concert in London. Being bored I found a walk in massage parlour not too far away with maybe 4 or 5 girls/women working plus receptionist etc. After the massage they decided they were hungry and gave me the cash to go and get then fish and chips. Heaven knows why the trusted me, I could have just walked off.

[denneboom]

I was just about to get started in a well known parlour in Birmingham when the Romanian SP looked out of the window and asked, there are  Police outside we are about to be raided do you want to escape out the rear fire exit ?

[bristolnick]

I was just about to get started in a well known parlour in Birmingham when the Romanian SP looked out of the window and asked, there are  Police outside we are about to be raided do you want to escape out the rear fire exit ?

Was that the only time she offered the rear entrance?

[StingRay]

I was just about to get started in a well known parlour in Birmingham when the Romanian SP looked out of the window and asked, there are  Police outside we are about to be raided do you want to escape out the rear fire exit ?

Was probably extra! 

[Maverick1808]

My strangest was “Would you like to come to Tesco with me” as i was getting dressed post punt.

I had to walk past it on way back to the car so i said yes. She was very young and pretty clueless when it come to escorting. Maybe she thought it was customary to ask every punter to Tesco once finished 

[lillythesavage]

My strangest was “Would you like to come to Tesco with me” as i was getting dressed post punt.

I had to walk past it on way back to the car so i said yes. She was very young and pretty clueless when it come to escorting. Maybe she thought it was customary to ask every punter to Tesco once finished 

Had that too  , she was also not very clued up or experienced.

[Home Alone]

Or perhaps she took her responsibilities as an Escort too seriously?  

[Crackanut]

Early in punting days, before I discovered this site. I met a slightly bigger girl that I wasn't that attracted to. I didn't have the balls to walk back then.

Anyway, she's really putting in effort and trying to snog me and I'm actually properly not into her so keep turning my face.

She stops and says, "Aw, bless, I can tell you haven't done this much before, are you shy of kissing girls?"

I sort of just laughed, thinking actually I'm shy of kissing whales.

Horrible experience.

[JD1]

Early in punting days, before I discovered this site. I met a slightly bigger girl that I wasn't that attracted to. I didn't have the balls to walk back then.

Anyway, she's really putting in effort and trying to snog me and I'm actually properly not into her so keep turning my face.

She stops and says, "Aw, bless, I can tell you haven't done this much before, are you shy of kissing girls?"

I sort of just laughed, thinking actually I'm shy of kissing whales.

Horrible experience.

Oh dear

[Crackanut]

My very first punt 20 years ago I was 22. Beautiful raven haired beauty. I was balls deep in her. She takes me face in her hands looks me in the eye and says. You do fancy me don't you? Please tell me you think I'm pretty. Which I replied yes I do and yes you are. Never had anything like that again

That actually sounds really crazy and really hot.

[Crackanut]

Oh dear

She thought I was a massive fucking loser, which she probably wasn't wrong about but after banging Rio Lee the week before this was a real come down.

[lillythesavage]

Or perhaps she took her responsibilities as an Escort too seriously?  

I did not need to go to Tesco, I was her escort to there, was on the way to the station though, guess she was clued up after all 

[cunningman]

I did not need to go to Tesco, I was her escort to there, was on the way to the station though, guess she was clued up after all 

I think these nice "now we're acquainted" actions are really nice, even if "friends" is a bit too committal.  More likely with an SB who needs a lift or values a walk with 'a friend' (aka someone who isn't a complete arsehole and can string a sentence together).  They don't cost much (even if paying a taxi) and they do make a repeat more likely to work out.

I guess we should cherish it from a 'pro' - not just limbering up for the guy in 15 minutes time.  Some SPs are really just part time when they fancy it, as and when - like an SB or slutty civvy.  I rather like that.

[JD1]

I have also been to a supermarket with an SP after a punt. Seems to be a common trend.

[lillythesavage]

I think these nice "now we're acquainted" actions are really nice, even if "friends" is a bit too committal.  More likely with an SB who needs a lift or values a walk with 'a friend' (aka someone who isn't a complete arsehole and can string a sentence together).  They don't cost much (even if paying a taxi) and they do make a repeat more likely to work out.

I guess we should cherish it from a 'pro' - not just limbering up for the guy in 15 minutes time.  Some SPs are really just part time when they fancy it, as and when - like an SB or slutty civvy.  I rather like that.

Yep, she was very part time and I like that too, should have been a real gentlemen and carried her bags home, you never know  .

Slutty civvy, now there is something I have not found for a while. Must get out more 

[BackdoorSmasher]

Nothing too weird - always get asked "if i'm single, and why".

Often get asked what i do, or what car I drive (guess to see how affluent i am).

[Shagswell2001]

Had that too  , she was also not very clued up or experienced.

I've had similar.  Had a girl ask me to take to Asda, about 5mins away and drop her back as it was chucking it down. As I was miles from home and had plenty of time

I agreed.  While I was waiting in the carpark for her, I was approached by a guy admiring my 4x4. Could I get rid of the silly bollocks, could I fuck. Meanwhile the girl comes out, and giving her credit,  she stays back until the guy leaves, must have stood in the rain for 10 mins. She eventually got back in with me and handed me a red bull and Mars bar say I needed to build up my energy after the punt😅😅😅

[Boundless]

The usual ones:

Is that your real name?
Are you married?
What's your job?
Where do you live? 

More unusual:
Would you wait while I lock up and walk me to my car? Maybe she was worried about being mugged.

[MerlinGray]

Let it slip the area of law I practice, got asked for legal advice on a divorce.

[pbrown355]

Well I thought it strange. Few days ago I'm standing behind a WG with my dick resting in her arse crack, and cupping, squeezing and generally manhandling her amazing tits. (review will appear soon).
She says "you like?"
What the hell do you think.

[slippyin]

Have you been eating asparagus?

Just after I had CIM, yes I had but she still swallowed like a good girl.

[Atrueyorkie]

Happened just before the booking took place, so a technicality perhaps.

Saw a vivastreet ad and loved the pictures. Great body, might go to.

Fired over a text. No reply, so distraught I left it.

Hours later get a reply and thinking with my horn I still want the visit to go ahead.

I start getting asked 21 questions, a lot which is not even relevant to the punt which I find odd, maybe it was building some rapport I dunno.

Next was a request/photo of my dick. This is where I scratched my head, what relevance is this.

She then proceeded to sext me and as you can guess the punt never happened 

I look back at that text exchange every now and then and think she was off her rocker

[Melnw6969]

Hi all - experienced punter but first post on this forum, marvellous community indeed.

Anyway to the point… this was a number of years ago down south on business when I nipped away from the hotel during the evening for some well earned me time.  Arranged a massage with HE from a lady who was around 30mins drive.   Arrived on time… pleasantries exchanged… naked on my front receiving an incredible sensual massage with her hands wondering around the right places… then on my back with her hands gripping my hard on… “I’m a white witch… are you okay with that?” 

[1599337]

I had one follow up the "why are you single" questions with a fairly in depth presentation on the pros and cons of various dating apps

Another one asked me what anime I watched. Not that weird a question in the grand scheme of things just weird to hear from a sex worker that I hadnt really talked to before or during the meet. Not sure if that was something she asked everyone or if she somehow pegged me as the type