What is the strangest question a WG has ever asked you during a booking?

[daviemac]

Carmen at sandys superstars once asked me the difference between a posidrive and a Philips screwdriver

That's a sensible question I hope you told her. (Posidrive screwdrivers don't fit Phillip headed screws BTW)

[Dylanbob]

Saw a "Stereotypical Brazilian working girl", poor service but silly hot.

Me -  What is Brazil like?

Her - Nice, Hot

Me - How hard was it learning English from Portuguese?

Her - No Brazil, not Portugal.

[jimbobted]

Like other have said you are missing out. First time a trusted regular did it to me she wear a strap-on and took me up the ass and reached round and played with my cock. Wanked me till l cum and was one of the strongest cum l had ever had.

Agree. I've never been fucked up the arse, but a long time girlfriend many years ago shoved a finger right up my arsehile whilst I was ploughing into her one day. I was like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DO.... Oh, keep doing that!"

[Whiteknight]

I was asked 'are you Russian?'

No idea what she asked me that.

 I wonder why 

[signy]

Carmen at sandys superstars once asked me the difference between a posidrive and a Philips screwdriver

I wish more people would ask that question before they bugger up their screwheads, and then expect someone else to sort it out.

[daviemac]

I wish more people would ask that question before they bugger up their screwheads, and then expect someone else to sort it out.

It's amazing how many people think there's no difference yet they are totally different.

[bristolnick]

I was asked 'are you Russian?'

No idea what she asked me that.

She might have thought you were pumping hard and trying to finish early

[JontyR]

I was asked 'are you Russian?'

No idea what she asked me that.

Because you'd left the car running?

[DastardlyDick]

Several years ago I was just about to shag an SP, she asks "You Jewish?" . No idea why! I'm not, by the way.

[bristolnick]

are you circumised?

[northface]

'Can you drive me to the Chemist to get some condoms'.
It was a Rom that had just arrived.

[Bru1901]

After the deed ' can you get me some food?'

Replied with if you come with me

Did a drive through a mcdonalds

[bristolnick]

After the deed ' can you get me some food?'

Replied with if you come with me

Did a drive through a mcdonalds

Did you buy the food as well?

[DastardlyDick]

are you circumised?

No, which is what had me thinking WTF!

[donnybob]

Not exactly a question, but had an appointment with a SP in Hull and she was watching television, it was just showing a plane crashing into one of the twin towers

I assume we actually did the deed although I cannot remember a single thing about it, and then went home to catch up with what had happened

So when questions come up about what you were doing on certain days, Elvis, JFK etc I don't mention that one

[TP84]

Do you know how to poach an egg 

[dirkdiggler583]

Apart from the usual
'you don't look the type to be doing this' , asking what you do for a living etc.

back around 2009 I had a regular (weekly) who got a puppy and was useless at training it.
So my 1hr sessions became 1.5hr sessions with the first 30 mins of me teaching her how to train the dog.

Then around late 2013 there wa a FBSM girl I saw once a month for a year or so and we  got to know each other and I ended up helping her with course work for her Open University degree outside of the sessions but in return for a free weekly session.
She qualified and got a real job - part of me wish I hadn't helped her so much!

[Thecunninglinguist]

Do you know how to poach an egg 

No but I would be happy to demonstrate how to fertilise them?

[BollywoodBoy235]

Saw an Indian girl (I know, how original considering the username)

Basically I was her last booking of the day and she asks me if I would like to have some roti (chappati) with her

....I did

[Andywb]

Also after being the last booking of the day....... can you give me a lift to the railway station?

I did since it was on my way home

[JD1]

Not exactly a question, but had an appointment with a SP in Hull and she was watching television, it was just showing a plane crashing into one of the twin towers

I assume we actually did the deed although I cannot remember a single thing about it, and then went home to catch up with what had happened

So when questions come up about what you were doing on certain days, Elvis, JFK etc I don't mention that one

I had a similar one to this recently - was driving to a punt when the queens death was confirmed on the radio. When I got there the SP asked me if I had heard the news, then we fucked.

[Dave82]

Was asked to help put out a fire. SP used her house plant as an ash tray in her bathroom which caught fire.

[versace]

I’ve been asked the following:

Do you have a wife or ex-wife?
How much do you earn a week?
What do you do for a living?
Why haven’t you come and see me earlier, have you been seeing other escorts?(asked by a regular)

The strangest thing was when a girl texted me before coming over if I could you do her a favour and buy a pack of baby wipes and a box of condoms on my way over. It was a touring girl and apparently she didn’t have any.  Got some from Tesco Express. It cost me about £16, she gave me a £20 note.

[Punterperson1971]

I’ve had a wg ask for cigarettes and even paracetamol from shop on my way to hers

[big-al93]

Are you a plumber?

An SP who liked you tocall from a certain road a couple of minutes away from her incall location. When I got there, her friend that rented her a couple of rooms to live in and work from, had bought a new washing machine, and had undone the hose from the back of the old one without shutting off the valve. I ended up getting soaked as when I looked the wee tap bit was missing and I had to wait while she got some pliers to turn the valve.

[rubric]

'Can you drive me to the Chemist to get some condoms'.

I mean it's not so strange is it? I've had the request via text from a previous regular on the last time I saw her, think it was her last day of working and she was somewhat more disorganised than normal.

[dubs]

I’ve had a wg ask for cigarettes and even paracetamol from shop on my way to hers

I had a girl phone me to get condoms on the way to hers for a 2 hour meet.  I was already in Tescos with a bottle of prosecco in my basket so I popped in the condoms and took it to the checkout.  The woman gave me a knowing smile... ha you think you're going to get lucky tonight eh?

[Southernbloke]

Weirdest one I’ve ever had was after we had finished she asked me to take her to get fish and chips and then pick up her kids and run them all back to her place.
Very awkward, in the end I just went and got her some fish and chips but said no to picking up her kids.
Didn’t bother keeping in touch after that

[Punterperson1971]

I was on the way to see my regular and I asked her her if she’d like a madonalds breakfast and she said yes and when I gave her the breakfast she was like so grateful not even her hubby had bought her  anything like a simple breakfast.
And also she said during one meet here is a key to let yourself in if I’m running late.

[jimbobted]

Weirdest one I’ve ever had was after we had finished she asked me to take her to get fish and chips and then pick up her kids and run them all back to her place.
Very awkward, in the end I just went and got her some fish and chips but said no to picking up her kids.
Didn’t bother keeping in touch after that

That's just bizarre.
Makes you wonder what sort of lives some of these WGs and their kids are living.

[Southernbloke]

That's just bizarre.
Makes you wonder what sort of lives some of these WGs and their kids are living.

It was a shame because she was really good at her job but after that it was a swerve from me

[jimbobted]

Just remembered I had one ask me which company I worked for. Had the usual vague conversation about what I do for a living, mentioned she was the spitting image of a girl who used to work for the company "Oh, which company is that then?". I just looked at her and she smiled sweetly.

[Moby Dick]

Who picks up the dogshit from guide dogs for the blind?

[lillythesavage]

Who picks up the dogshit from guide dogs for the blind?

 

[Thephoenix]

Weirdest one I’ve ever had was after we had finished she asked me to take her to get fish and chips and then pick up her kids and run them all back to her place.
Very awkward, in the end I just went and got her some fish and chips but said no to picking up her kids.
Didn’t bother keeping in touch after that

That could be another 30 page discussion.
Should a punter buy fish and chips for a WG?

[Bonker]

If it was for a nice bit of crackling

[Bonker]

Who picks up the dogshit from guide dogs for the blind?

Clarks

[lillythesavage]

Clarks

Here comes a list of shoe and boot makers 

[Home Alone]

That could be another 30 page discussion.
Should a punter buy fish and chips for a WG?

Surely only if she works from her own plaice?

Sorry; I’ll get me coat!

[Thephoenix]

Surely only if she works from her own plaice?

Sorry; I’ll get me coat!

That's 'Brill' HA

[Moby Dick]

That's 'Brill' HA

Doesn’t get much “batter”

[Atrueyorkie]

Do you like “insert WG body type” girls? - Well Yes, that’s why I’m here

[Atrueyorkie]

“Why are you not moaning my name”

[Stevelondon]

I’ve had a wg ask for cigarettes and even paracetamol from shop on my way to hers

Place I used to visit regularly. The maid would ask if I could get milk or tea sometimes. Occasionally I’d buy the girl working (only if I knew her) and the maid, some lunch. Usually chicken salad/fruit………. Oh and yes. Cigarettes too.
I never minded.
Always got good service with extras.

Another benefit.
One or two other punters used to buy wine or spirits……… I always drank it. 

[B4bcock]

Surely only if she works from her own plaice?

Sorry; I’ll get me coat!

She was only the fishmonger's daughter,
But she lay on the slab and cried "Fillet!".

Oooh, the old ones are the best!   (Wanna share a taxi, Home Alone??)

[Home Alone]

She was only the fishmonger's daughter,
But she lay on the slab and cried "Fillet!".

Oooh, the old ones are the best!   (Wanna share a taxi, Home Alone??)

     

[Natedrake606]

My very first punt 20 years ago I was 22. Beautiful raven haired beauty. I was balls deep in her. She takes me face in her hands looks me in the eye and says. You do fancy me don't you? Please tell me you think I'm pretty. Which I replied yes I do and yes you are. Never had anything like that again

[Chazz]

She was only the fishmonger's daughter,
But she lay on the slab and cried "Fillet!".

Oooh, the old ones are the best!   (Wanna share a taxi, Home Alone??)

She was only a road worker's daughter,
But she liked her asphalt!

 

[Bertiebeenthere]

She was only a sergeant major's daughter,
But she knew what Reggie meant

[WARSZAWA16]

She was only the welder's daughter, but she had acetylene tits.