DETAILS:Website/Phone number: See links below
Number of visits: 4, Time spent per visit: 1hour, Fee paid per visit: £100
PREAMBLE:I decided to bother to write a review again; this time about a brothel near Euston tube station. The reason I am reviewing them is because they are a relatively OK establishment BUT they are not doing themselves a favour with the very dishonest way they advertise on Adultwork. So here is a review that will describe in detail exactly what to expect by your visit so that you can decide consciously whether you want to go there after considering all the negative parameters. I will also briefly comment about three girls I personally had sex with in this brothel. Also I have seen almost all the girls working in this brothel in person during … lineups (read more details under the section “how the brothel operates”) so I can confirm about pictures authenticity of the various profiles belonging to the brothel.
ADULTWORK PROFILES USED BY THIS ESTABLISHMENT: 1. Allesyaa:
External Link/Members Only (tel: 07423796625)
2. SweetyAntonia:
External Link/Members Only (tel: 07586116882)
3. Ebony Student Lily:
External Link/Members Only (tel: 07884561957)
4. Model Celine:
External Link/Members Only (tel: 07423796617)
5. Sexy Deniseee:
External Link/Members Only (tel: 07553183950)
6. Student Anaa:
External Link/Members Only (tel: 07721714270)
7. ModelDelia:
External Link/Members Only (tel: 07884649743)
8. Delia A LEVEL:
External Link/Members Only (tel: 07423796620)
Notes:(a) There are also other girls currently working in the brothel with no AW profiles.
(b) The above profiles change hands and swap names all the time. When the profiles were first created and verified most of the girls displayed in the above profiles were different.
(c) Some profiles have hidden feedback or negative feedback. Some have positive feedback. In any case AW feedback for these profiles is completely meaningless. Perhaps the hidden feedback just says that they didn't meet the girl they booked or that some services that were confirmed on the phone were not offered. Also the +ve feedback may refer to a different girl.
(d) The price structure for incalls is 15mins:£50, 30mins:£70, 1h: £100, 1.5h:£150, 2h:£200, 3h £300
Pictures of girls that currently work or worked in the past in this establishment: All the girls displayed below are genuine, i.e. they work or they worked in the past for this establishment.
Hidden Image/Members OnlyThe girls that are definitely currently available are Allesyaa, SweetyAntonia, Lily, Celine, Denise, Anaa and Eva (nb Eva does not have an AW profile). On the contrary Isabelle_Chanel, ModelDelia, blondeGuila, ModelDeea and Elisa worked there in the past but they are currently on (long) holidays –they may return in the future but they may not.
ABOUT HOW TO BOOK AND HOW THE ESTABLISHMENT OPERATES: (mixed) (a) The phone call is always answered by the same female receptionist (maid) who pretends to be the girl behind the abovementioned AW profiles.
(b) Once you make a booking the maid texts you (from a different phone number which is always the same and unchanged for a long time now) the full address.
(c)
It doesn’t matter which girl you book on the phone. You will be presented with a line-up of the available girls at the time of your visit. You can leave if you don’t fancy any of the available girls. You may also leave and return when a particular girl becomes available. Also the girl you initially booked on the phone might actually be available so you can pick her immediately. (d) When the girls stand on the line they wear just their lingerie (bra and knickers).
(e)When the girls stand on the line you may ask each one separately about services and confirm before you choose. The maid is not present during the selection process. Also the selection process doesn't count on the paid time; you pay after you select a girl and the clock starts ticking when you are alone with a girl in the bedroom. The maid doesn’t knock the door to indicate that your time ends. Time management is done by the WG herself (at least this is what happened during my own visits to this brothel).
(f) It is possible to call and arrange an almost immediate visit (5-10mins from the time you call).
(g) Each time I visited the brothel the girls were clean and those that I selected were also clearly freshly showered. The girls work there in swifts.
(h) A couple of times I collided with another incoming punter at the entrance!!!! Well not literally but for example the first time I got in and while the door was still open the other punter also passed the door. We were swiftly placed in different bedrooms by the maid.
ABOUT THE VENUE: (mixed) In the past this establishment used to be located in WC1X near the Kings Cross tube station and had a different way of operation (no lineups but still more shitty mainly due to the shit place). I estimate that they moved to their current location (WC1H) at the beginning of 2014. Anyway the current location is 6 mins walk from the Euston tube station and very near to the Premier Inn London Euston hotel. The flat is a semi-basement of a building of very characteristic external architecture. The entrance of the brothel is sideways of the building. Internally the flat is OK enough. The bedrooms are smallish but clean and tidy. There are no radios inside the bedrooms so better have a nice playlist of songs on your smartphone to play some music. There is good sound proofing in the flat – I couldn't hear any action from adjacent bedrooms or noise from outside (but perhaps the fact that there was music playing in the background played its role). The flat has two bathrooms –one used by the punters and one by the WGs. There is a shower with good pressure but it is bit tricky the first time you use it to set the temperature correctly (and I thought that I knew about all types of shower mixers, lol). Shower gels are available and a fresh towel is given by the WG.
COMMENTS ABOUT THE GIRLS I HAD SEX WITH:I visited this establishment 4 times so far. The first time was in their previous location in Kings Cross and the girl I met there was Isabelle (back then she used to be called Model Delia but she later created a new profile as Isabelle_Chanelle which is now inactive-I refer to her as Isabelle to avoid ambiguity with the current “Model Delia”). The last three times have been at their current location in Euston and I met in turn Allesya and Eva (twice). Please note that for the appearance scores that I will give you may refer to my (often heavily criticised) quasi-scientific picture-calibrated beauty scale which you can read
here.
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Eva:Eva (pronounced with ee as per the word Diva) is currently available in the brothel. She doesn't have an AW profile.
APPEARANCE: (
POSITIVE)
Eva is a young (mid 20s), tall (5ft9in-5ft10in barefeet over 6ft with heels) white Latvian girl with black hair, full cup 36C boobs, dress size 8-10. According to my scale her face score is 7.9-8.0/10 and her body score is 9.4/10 (thus overall attractiveness is 8.8/10).
SERVICE: (
POSITIVE)
Positives:
-Very friendly and polite.
-Amazing DFK. DFK to the extreme! Basically she treated me as if I were her long lost boyfriend.
-VERY enthusiastic and VERY passionate non-stop shagging in several positions. Fully committed and works hard tirelessly over the entire visit.
-Excellent OWO & ball sucking with eye-contact.
-Responsive during RO.
-No rushing and no clockwatching.
-She seems to enjoy herself.
-She speaks very good English. She seems educated - says that she has/had an interest in philology.
Neutrals:
-No CIF or CIM
-No shower together and no fingering
Negatives:
-She wears heavy boots even during sex and this requires some caution to not accidentally get hit by them while changing positions. It was a close call a couple of times!
Comment: As there are no pictures of Eva and the girls in this establishment change names all the time rather than asking for names better try to recognise her by my description and by also knowing which girl is which from the girls who do have pictures. Eva is one of the few girls working there who is NOT Romanian.
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Allesyaa:Allesyaa is currently available in the brothel.
APPEARANCE: (
POSITIVE)
Allesyaa is a young (22 years old), Romanian girl, 5ft8in-5ft9in tall, with full 34C cup tits and dress size 8. Her profile pictures are genuine and fairly accurate (85% accurate –facially she looks slightly worse than in her pics but this may be attributed to the fact that she wears no or very light makeup – and NOT much because of photoshop. Body pictures are very accurate). According to my scale her face score is 7.8-7.9/10 and her body score is 9.3/10 (thus overall attractiveness is 8.7/10).
SERVICE: (
MOSTLY POSITIVE)
Positives:
-Friendly and polite.
-Enthusiastic and tireless during shagging (several positions).
-No clockwatching.
-Good enough OWO
Neutrals:
-No CIF/CIM
-French kissing was with tongue but not very generous. Please note that FK is only provided for 1hour meetings or longer. It is not available for 15min or 30 min bookings.
-No shower together and no fingering
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Isabelle_Channel:Isabelle is not currently available. She comes and goes every 6 months working for 3-4 months while she stays.
APPEARANCE: (
POSITIVE)
Isabelle is a young (20 years old), Romanian girl with full 32B cup tits (some could pass it for cup C but nope it’s full cup B). Her picture above is accurate– she is actually better than it. According to my scale her face score is 8.4/10 (actually as you can see from my scale I used her face picture to define the score 8.4!) and her body score is also 8.7/10 (thus overall attractiveness is 8.6/10).
SERVICE: (
NEUTRAL)
Positives:
-Friendly and polite.
-Responsive during RO.
-No clockwatching.
Neutrals:
-No CIF or CIM
-OWO was extra £20 (personally I don't care much about OWO so I just had OW- she has good technique)
-No fingering and no shower together
Negatives:
-No proper French Kissing with tongue (only lip kissing + some VERY LITTLE and VERY infrequent tongue involvement)
-A bit mechanical during sex (but overall shagging was OK and in several positions).
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CONCLUSIONS:If you are a punter who is not afraid visiting a brothel then you might want to give it a go. Technically it is a bait and switch as the profiles are almost meaningless. Practically though it’s a re-selection within a smaller group. Because the location is so convenient and booking a visit is ultra-fast I personally mostly use this brothel as a plan B (well one of the many plan Bs that I have).
PREVIOUS REVIEWS AND COMMENTS ABOUT THIS ESTABLISHMENT ON UKP:1.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=23186.02.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=24603.msg391112#msg391112UPDATE AUGUST 2014: Admin, please change the rating of this review into NEGATIVE and please modify the title into "Euston / Kings Cross Brothel - Adultwork - the punters' worst nightmare".
My advice is everyone to AVOID THIS ESTABLISHMENT LIKE THE PLAGUE. Ignore any positives I mentioned in my original review as they are not valid anymore. Also Eva (the only really good girl that I was meeting there) has left this brothel and my recent experiences in this brothel with other girls went from lacklustre to horrible to nightmare. Personally I will NEVER ever revisit them but of course it is up to you whether you want to waste your own money. In any case you have been warned and some of you know that I have a very high level of tolerance and forgiveness before I give such an absolute NEGATIVE rating.