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Online mr.bluesky

Shes got 5 positive AW reviews as well :unknown:

Crikey that nipple will take your eye out, a barebacker too  :scare:

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Shes got 5 positive AW reviews as well :unknown:


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Positive    d502ranx11 (1)    04/06/2022 17:29    Seeking Services
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Disputed:    I have not met this person




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15 Mins "quickie"
Anal Play
Bareback
BDSM (receiving)
Being Filmed
CIM
Deep Throat
Dinner Dates
Face Sitting
Fingering/Finger Play
French Kissing
Hand Relief
Massage
Oral
Oral without (at discretion)
Oral without Protection
Penetration (Protected)
Rimming (giving)
Rimming (receiving)
Spanking
Spanking (receiving)
Swallow
Swallow (at discretion)
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What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)    Fisted an ex boyfriend's arse....we are now fWB's

What sort of men turn you on?    Men with hairy chest
Good kisser


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:scare: How can I unsee that?
Please!! :hi:





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This could be the 2023 winner  :scare: :vomit:

Back to the days when HP was adding to this thread regularly, via his reviews.  Brave or what  :hi:



Offline The0neAnd0nly

I really wish you were able to unfollow threads.

But some kind of sorcery compels me to click on unread posts when I see this thread on New Replies   :lol:

Offline Bonker

I have a recurring nightmare.
I've fallen into a sewer and the turds have become animated creatures.

Offline LordGrantham

Oh no, I’ve just discovered this thread. I’m not sure I’ll be able to sleep tonight.

Offline myothernameis

I really wish you were able to unfollow threads.

But some kind of sorcery compels me to click on unread posts when I see this thread on New Replies   :lol:

Maybe we can re-post some hot not photos, for you  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Offline Thephoenix

I have a recurring nightmare.
I've fallen into a sewer and the turds have become animated creatures.

I have the same nightmare!

Are you taking statins?


Offline webpunter

That socket's got a terrible brown seepage over it. Could be very dangerous.

And what about the [edit: plug] socket ?
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Offline Iloveoral

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She’s 86 and still going strong 😂


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I thought someone was riding her, it’s not an arse it’s her belly  :D :lol:



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Offline chatbite

No matter how hard I try I can't stop seeing George from Rainbow  :lol:

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Offline pepsicolaboy

She’s 86 and still going strong 😂

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Is there The oldest escort picture challenge thread? Asking for a friend...

Offline Roadster

Is there The oldest escort picture challenge thread? Asking for a friend...

Do your mate a favour and start one.   :D

Offline The_Don

Is there The oldest escort picture challenge thread? Asking for a friend...




How many year out the the real ages be

+1 +5 +10 +20 (in W/G years)

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Offline DouglasReynholm

Do your mate a favour and start one.   :D
Do me a favour and don't. I'll only post in it - and then get notices for every bloody update.

Isn't this thread a bit sexist though? Time to redress the balance:

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Apparently, he's new to this game. He says "I have a 5 inch cock when erect, I love having it sucked." - don't all phone him at once.

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Offline MysteryManNo.7

Do me a favour and don't. I'll only post in it - and then get notices for every bloody update.

Isn't this thread a bit sexist though? Time to redress the balance:

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Apparently, he's new to this game. He says "I have a 5 inch cock when erect, I love having it sucked." - don't all phone him at once.

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A whole 5 inches? Bloody show off!

Offline rocket88

Do me a favour and don't. I'll only post in it - and then get notices for every bloody update.

Isn't this thread a bit sexist though? Time to redress the balance:

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Apparently, he's new to this game. He says "I have a 5 inch cock when erect, I love having it sucked." - don't all phone him at once.

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I bet he drives the girls wild with his selection of sexy undercrackers :lol:

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A whole 5 inches? Bloody show off!

At least he is honest. Fair play to the bloke

Offline JontyR

At least he is honest. Fair play to the bloke

How do you know he is being honest?

Offline DouglasReynholm

How do you know he is being honest?
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However, at least he was honest enough to use his real name. So don't search up on that.

Offline DouglasReynholm

You are probably wondering how I found him. But, he's right there on the front page of the site: External Link/Members Only and apparently available tonight. And every night and day for the next ten years.

Offline Fuzzyduck

You are probably wondering how I found him. But, he's right there on the front page of the site: External Link/Members Only and apparently available tonight. And every night and day for the next ten years.

Self promotion is against the rules, mate.
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Offline A Decent Fist

Alleged tranny is an “escort virgin” and ”can't wait to pop my cherry” but couldn’t be bothered to shave for the pictures.

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Offline ZeroCount

Alleged tranny is an “escort virgin” and ”can't wait to pop my cherry” but couldn’t be bothered to shave for the pictures.

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Alleged? You took a look at that third profile pic, and you're still on the fence about it?

Offline A Decent Fist

Alleged? You took a look at that third profile pic, and you're still on the fence about it?

“ALLEGE: to assert without proof or before proving”

It's him doing the alleging, not me.

Offline ZeroCount

“ALLEGE: to assert without proof or before proving”

It's him doing the alleging, not me.

Tranny - noun - a transvestite or transgender person.

I don't care which one of you's doing the alleging, I'm inclined to believe them.  :lol:

Offline DastardlyDick

Alleged tranny is an “escort virgin” and ”can't wait to pop my cherry” but couldn’t be bothered to shave for the pictures.

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That'll be a serious case of "dusty phone"  :lol:

Offline covertlook

Alleged tranny is an “escort virgin” and ”can't wait to pop my cherry” but couldn’t be bothered to shave for the pictures.

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Sebastian Vettel has let himself go a bit.

Offline DouglasReynholm

Self promotion is against the rules, mate.
You wouldn't think so actually, given the number of people here who review themselves when they should be writing about the girl.

That'll be a serious case of "dusty phone"  :lol:
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Let's be honest: his phone is a squeaky dog toy. He doesn't even have an XBox, just the controller. Even his baccy pouch is empty. Small, floppy dick, a room with just an old sofa...  Definitely deserves some kind of accolade.

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Sebastian Vettel has let himself go a bit.

Fuck me! 6'6" and a full stubble beard. What's the appeal here?

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Sebastian Vettel has let himself go a bit.

Fuck me! 6'6" and a full stubble beard. What's the appeal here?

He's got nice eyes.

Offline DouglasReynholm

Sebastian Vettel has let himself go a bit.
Fuck me! 6'6" and a full stubble beard. What's the appeal here?
He's not six foot six. "I'm 43 but still feel 21" scroll down and it says "age 52". "Chest Size: 40" A Natural"  :lol:

Gallery captions say "Getting hard - pics of full horn is my private gal" "Feeling sexy in my mew dress" - probably not even British.  :sarcastic:


Offline MJ.spritzen

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42? fuck she's had a hard paper round

£20 for 15mins.

Even at that price I think I'd rather have a wank.


Offline webpunter

£20 for 15mins.

Even at that price I think I'd rather have a wank.

Rather ?
Deffo better bashing one out

She is sooo bad you could have a competition with mates
To see if anyone could shoot in 15 mins
I really dont think so
Thinking of the wank bank fave SP / massage burd is unlikely to make much difference
Eight pints of Nelson & a kamagra sachet just maybe with a vigorous HJ eyes shut

Offline MJ.spritzen

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When they say "big clit", do they mean a dick?

This one even asks you for a deposit before booking.

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