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Offline snoopy

« Reply #9200 on: July 27, 2023, 02:05:16 pm »
Quote from: Cupid Stuntz on July 26, 2023, 05:19:59 pm
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If you google "tattooed eyes" there's a story from last year in The New York Post about this Lady loosing her eyesight due to the eye Tatts.

Must be the winner. Certainly hope so!

Offline jlike

« Reply #9201 on: July 27, 2023, 11:43:43 pm »
I've seen better looking orangutans.

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« Reply #9202 on: July 28, 2023, 01:59:32 am »

Offline WelshClipper

« Reply #9203 on: July 28, 2023, 06:18:35 pm »
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Profile name is : Please Come Visit.     er no thanks  :scare:

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Offline Rumpelstiltskin

« Reply #9204 on: July 29, 2023, 11:24:42 am »
Only £30 for 15 minutes though, so I’m kind of tempted to give her a try  :lol:

Offline reders88

« Reply #9205 on: October 04, 2023, 04:38:45 pm »
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Her original profile was posted a few years back under 'UKgapegirl'
She's back with avengence. Theres also a thread on another site dedicated with same new username...
Good God
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Offline WelshClipper

« Reply #9206 on: October 04, 2023, 05:47:35 pm »
Quote from: reders88 on October 04, 2023, 04:38:45 pm
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Her original profile was posted a few years back under 'UKgapegirl'
She's back with avengence. Theres also a thread on another site dedicated with same new username...
Good God

Like…….  Why…… is it a fetish thing to see the innards of an anus?   :unknown:

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Offline Punterperson1971

« Reply #9207 on: October 04, 2023, 05:53:06 pm »
Quote from: Rumpelstiltskin on July 29, 2023, 11:24:42 am
Only £30 for 15 minutes though, so I’m kind of tempted to give her a try  :lol:
Well a video on her profile is her and big dave and I wonder how big is big Dave is her bigger than her

Offline JontyR

« Reply #9208 on: October 04, 2023, 06:02:58 pm »
Quote from: WelshClipper on October 04, 2023, 05:47:35 pm
Like…….  Why…… is it a fetish thing to see the innards of an anus?   :unknown:

 :vomit:
If you research then you will never see Citizen Kane in the same way again.

Online DastardlyDick

« Reply #9209 on: October 04, 2023, 07:53:58 pm »
Quote from: WelshClipper on October 04, 2023, 05:47:35 pm
Like…….  Why…… is it a fetish thing to see the innards of an anus?   :unknown:

 :vomit:

Never thought I'd be glad to see pixelation!

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« Reply #9210 on: October 08, 2023, 01:34:44 am »
Quote from: WelshClipper on October 04, 2023, 05:47:35 pm
Like…….  Why…… is it a fetish thing to see the innards of an anus?   :unknown:

 :vomit:

A couple of years ago on here someone kept posting such pictures of his 'work' and others defended his right to do so.

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« Reply #9211 on: October 22, 2023, 01:10:56 am »
Her gunt looks like an arse.

Anal missionary anyone?

Wants £140 hr tho!

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P.S. BB included  :scare:

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Offline Ipunter

« Reply #9212 on: October 22, 2023, 11:35:20 am »
Quote from: Cupid Stuntz on October 22, 2023, 01:10:56 am
Her gunt looks like an arse.

Anal missionary anyone?

Wants £140 hr tho!

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P.S. BB included  :scare:

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Surely when you have an ass on both sides, you start making some lifestyle changes

Offline WelshClipper

« Reply #9213 on: October 22, 2023, 02:41:00 pm »
Quote from: sparkus on October 08, 2023, 01:34:44 am
A couple of years ago on here someone kept posting such pictures of his 'work' and others defended his right to do so.

And I would probably defend his right too. Still don’t understand the lure but I suppose it takes all sorts.

 :hi:

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« Reply #9214 on: October 27, 2023, 08:50:49 am »
Just gonna leave this here  :D

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Offline DouglasReynholm

« Reply #9215 on: October 27, 2023, 02:15:40 pm »
Quote from: sparkus on October 27, 2023, 08:50:49 am
Just gonna leave this here  :D

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Offline Bonker

« Reply #9216 on: October 28, 2023, 12:29:13 am »
Nice to know that Oddjob finally found a vocation.

Offline big-al93

« Reply #9217 on: October 28, 2023, 07:24:15 pm »
We can't have it both ways though!! We all moan about bait and switch, at least this SP is being honest, she won't be for all (including me) but at least you know what will be hiding behind that magic door. IMHO this thread has started to lose it's way and should be for the truly horrific, not just a list of those women who we may not find all that attractive.

Offline mancsguy1975

« Reply #9218 on: October 29, 2023, 02:22:36 pm »
Having read this thread today on a lazy sunday afternoon, im astonished that they are expecting to pay anything at all for service - surely it should be the other way around.  :scare:



Offline Eager Thighs

« Reply #9219 on: October 29, 2023, 02:33:37 pm »

Offline filthyscotslover

« Reply #9220 on: October 29, 2023, 03:11:14 pm »
Quote from: sparkus on October 27, 2023, 08:50:49 am
Just gonna leave this here  :D

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Ffs someone needs told their gran has signed up to adultwork

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« Reply #9221 on: October 29, 2023, 03:29:07 pm »
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Offline DouglasReynholm

« Reply #9222 on: October 31, 2023, 10:25:31 am »
Quote from: filthyscotslover on October 29, 2023, 03:11:14 pm
Ffs someone needs told their gran has signed up to adultwork
No need as she's gone, sadly. But the image has changed External Link/Members Only

Offline DouglasReynholm

« Reply #9223 on: November 03, 2023, 02:20:51 pm »
Invasion of the Pole body snatchers......

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This is the first photo on her profile. Just licking her lips at how good your brain is going to taste..... Not mastered earth spelling yet hence she's called herself SexY_MeLLisa_

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Offline mr.bluesky

« Reply #9224 on: November 05, 2023, 07:53:40 am »
To be honest I've seen a lot worse examples posted on here, not my cup of tea especially the trout pout but she has a decent body on her and she has a lot of positive reviews.
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Offline DouglasReynholm

« Reply #9225 on: November 05, 2023, 10:37:49 pm »
Quote from: mr.bluesky on November 05, 2023, 07:53:40 am
To be honest I've seen a lot worse examples posted on here, not my cup of tea especially the trout pout but she has a decent body on her and she has a lot of positive reviews.
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Which means that if she is pretty as the review say, that makes her pictures the worst!  :thumbsup: The opposite of all the accurate, honest pictures of Nora Batty and pals.

Offline dexpunt

« Reply #9226 on: November 06, 2023, 10:27:23 am »

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« Reply #9227 on: November 06, 2023, 10:33:33 am »
Quote from: dexpunt on November 06, 2023, 10:27:23 am
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anyone tempted !

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Offline chatbite

« Reply #9228 on: November 06, 2023, 10:42:11 am »

Offline Silencio

« Reply #9229 on: November 06, 2023, 11:09:39 am »
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2nd picture in particular... yikes, and barebacker too!!

Offline StingRay

« Reply #9230 on: November 06, 2023, 12:42:45 pm »
Quote from: Silencio on November 06, 2023, 11:09:39 am
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2nd picture in particular... yikes, and barebacker too!!

I think she's wedged in the bath!  :timeout:
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Offline big-al93

« Reply #9231 on: November 06, 2023, 06:08:53 pm »
Quote from: dexpunt on November 06, 2023, 10:27:23 am
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anyone tempted !

No but it's a moot point as they are not escorts anyway.

Offline webpunter

« Reply #9232 on: November 06, 2023, 06:13:30 pm »
Quote from: StingRay on November 06, 2023, 12:42:45 pm
I think she's wedged in the bath!  :timeout:

 :lol:
If she's in a flat i hope its on the ground floor
If not & she fills the bath with water she could end up in the flat below

Offline DouglasReynholm

« Reply #9233 on: November 06, 2023, 10:38:08 pm »
Quote from: big-al93 on November 06, 2023, 06:08:53 pm
No but it's a moot point as they are not escorts anyway.
He says he's a "HUNG BULL".

removed, not just because from a private movie, but no one wants to see that shit

I must be a donkey then. I think this deserves bonus point because you can't even shag them. You can look but you can't touch fellers.
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« Reply #9234 on: November 07, 2023, 03:37:48 pm »
Quote from: StingRay on November 06, 2023, 12:42:45 pm
I think she's wedged in the bath!  :timeout:

Last of the Summer Wine has taken a pretty grim turn.

(That is truly disturbing all round)

Offline WelshClipper

« Reply #9235 on: November 07, 2023, 04:12:54 pm »
I have no wish to appear prejudiced. Each to their own as long as they’re happy in their skin.

But when reading the profile, it is one hung dude and one trans girl.

Consequently her tits remind me more of man boobs, or moobs, with little nipple.

Anyone else see it  :unknown:

Offline DouglasReynholm

« Reply #9236 on: November 07, 2023, 11:09:33 pm »
Quote from: DouglasReynholm on November 06, 2023, 10:38:08 pm
He says he's a "HUNG BULL".

removed, not just because from a private movie, but no one wants to see that shit

I must be a donkey then. I think this deserves bonus point because you can't even shag them. You can look but you can't touch fellers.
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Just used the direct picture URL that was the difference, so no Play button on top.

Offline mr.bluesky

« Reply #9237 on: November 08, 2023, 07:40:46 am »
Quote from: dexpunt on November 06, 2023, 10:27:23 am
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anyone tempted !

I think we have finally found a winner in scraping the bottom of the barrel in what so far has been a very deep barrel  :scare:

Offline Private Parts

« Reply #9238 on: November 08, 2023, 07:53:45 am »
Quote from: mr.bluesky on November 08, 2023, 07:40:46 am
I think we have finally found a winner in scraping the bottom of the barrel in what so far has been a very deep barrel  :scare:

How do we let her know that it is quite possible
that she (?) has a chance of winning, and to prepare her/?self
For the awards ceremony.  :D

Offline Cheekypunt69

« Reply #9239 on: November 08, 2023, 08:46:10 am »
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Looks like Keith from the prodigy!!

I thought he passed away a few years ago but it seems he just took a career change !

Offline mancsguy1975

« Reply #9240 on: November 08, 2023, 11:55:41 am »
Quote from: Cheekypunt69 on November 08, 2023, 08:46:10 am
Looks like Keith from the prodigy!!

I thought he passed away a few years ago but it seems he just took a career change !

 :lol:

Offline mr.bluesky

« Reply #9241 on: November 08, 2023, 02:19:00 pm »
Quote from: Cheekypunt69 on November 08, 2023, 08:46:10 am
Looks like Keith from the prodigy!!

I thought he passed away a few years ago but it seems he just took a career change !

Died in a fire didn't he  :unknown:  :D

Offline Harry Monk

« Reply #9242 on: November 08, 2023, 07:57:43 pm »
Quote from: mr.bluesky on November 08, 2023, 02:19:00 pm
Died in a fire didn't he  :unknown:  :D

Don't start  :mad:

Offline A Decent Fist

« Reply #9243 on: November 22, 2023, 09:34:31 am »
Quote from: mr.bluesky on November 08, 2023, 07:40:46 am
I think we have finally found a winner in scraping the bottom of the barrel in what so far has been a very deep barrel  :scare:

Technically, that profile is disqualified. They don't escort, only cam. Clear winners otherwise.

Offline DouglasReynholm

« Reply #9244 on: November 22, 2023, 11:44:05 am »
Quote from: A Decent Fist on November 22, 2023, 09:34:31 am
Technically, that profile is disqualified. They don't escort, only cam. Clear winners otherwise.
I agree. They've tried to be the bottom of the barrel and succeeded.

External Link/Members Only "Sucking and playing with his balls and he is toss" he certainly is sir/madam - and External Link/Members Only he doesn't have a long or thick cock, nor is he taking it for a walk.

Offline midyorkie

« Reply #9245 on: December 05, 2023, 12:32:52 pm »
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Offline DouglasReynholm

« Reply #9246 on: December 05, 2023, 12:44:15 pm »

Offline chatbite

« Reply #9247 on: December 05, 2023, 12:47:19 pm »
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Jesus fucking christ  :vomit:

You can just tell from the pictures that house stinks

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« Reply #9248 on: December 07, 2023, 02:44:26 pm »
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Shes got 5 positive AW reviews as well :unknown:

Offline Private Parts

« Reply #9249 on: December 07, 2023, 02:51:59 pm »
 :scare: How can I unsee that?
Please!! :hi:
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