I don’t punt often and my last one was over two years ago now. Circumstances are that I’m disabled and a low wage earner so gathering funds when SWMBO keeps a tight purse string is difficult, but manage to hide a few shillings here and there. Due to my disability I’m watched like a hawk and kept tabs on you know like a young teenager, “ where you going, how long are you going to be, whose with you” etc etc. Now I know there looking out for me and I appreciate that, and SWMBO is a diamond but not in the bed, hence the punting. Now this two year itch has become a big scratch and had an ideal opportunity for a home visit but my lady of choice was away, a few others read my mail and didn’t bother to answer so my next choice is to go out for an incall, had an opportunity in the diff/bay but sadly turned this down with a well reviewed girl as a Swansea call with another well reviewed girl was easier to get to and booking made on AW. Gave my likes and preferences the night before all hunkydoory and asked to call in the morning to confirm.
Two hours before KO I get a text sorry can’t make it today, I know things crop up that can’t be helped but it’s sooo frustrating, anyway enough of my rant I’m £180 better off, spent some on a few beers, a bottle of spiced rum, found a bottle of baby oil in the cupboard, some porn on the web and an oily hand shandy it is :rolleyes:let’s see if I can spunk over my own tits
