1 hour in call (I walked after 20mins) in Guildford this week with url:
External Link/Members OnlyI’m a bit of a luker on the forum here, sorry, but this punt was so bad that I have to warn others of this girl.
I know I took a risk with this one, Romanian, 0 feedback, etc. it was going to be risky from the start. But my thought was, if she wasn’t the girl in the pics i.e. hot, then I’d just walk.
Comms were ok, txted and got a message back with a location of flat near the station in Guildford. The address followed by a txt, “I wait for you babe” type of thing.
Parked ok, bit of a walk, and got buzzed up to the flat.
The girl was hot enough and pics were accurate, so I thought great, I’m onto a winner here. Bit skinny, very nice boobs.
So said 30mins ok? Yes but its £20 for owo, May as well for go 1 hour and it’s included. So £80 for 30 mins with owo or 1 hour for £100 with owo. So I went for 1 hour.
Again I was a bit on an idiot here, she was very much like “common babe do 1 hour” type of thing.
Money out the way, I ask for a shower. “sorry no towels”. Not 1? No no towels at all left. A bit of back a forth, me basically saying, “really? But I need a shower”. In the end - Ok so I won’t take a shower, bit unhygienic but I’m not going to stand around and drip dry…
Took clothes of, lay on the bed. Grabbed my old chap, loads of wet wipes and then inspected it like it was some sort alien species for at least two minutes, made it really awkward.
The owo was the worst I have received, barely made contact with her mouth at all and lasted all of 45 seconds before the condom was put on, despite me saying wait. I think she was not keen at all to perform owo/oral. Oh FYI kissing I did not try, I picked up on her distant attitude straight away and assumed it was an absolute no.
So condom on, after literally 45 seconds of oral, I ask for more and she was like “no sex time now”.
“Ok I’ll go ontop.” – I said. “No doggy or me on top only…..” her response.
Right you go on top…. She did it was terrible, awkward and she made ridiculous “ooh yeah baby” noises. After approx. 2 mins, as this was doing nothing for me and I was going floppy. I asked to go behind.
Slightly better, however her ass was skinny and did not smell fresh… After about 1 min, she said “you done baby, it’s too hard”. I said, “No it’s been like 1 min….”
She pulled away, so I lay back down and thought fuck it I’ll just get a bj, cum and leave.
She started clumsily give me a HJ. I said how about some more oral. – “no not after the condom has been on, no more oral”…
By this time I had gone full floppy, her attitude was terrible, boarding on offensive. There was no way with her being the con artist, offensive, terrible person she was that I was going to get hard again.
So I thought fuck it, and said “why are you in a bad mood?” her response - “I’m not baby you fuck me for 20 mins and not cum, I’m trying to make you cum.”
I said “its been 5 mins..” - “No baby its been 30 mins so far..”
“You shouldn’t try and con people like this, its not good for business, people won’t come back and you’ll get bad reviews” - “what baby I don’t understand”
“look I’ve been here 15mins, this isn’t going to happen, can I have half my money back and I’ll leave” - “no money back” (she understood that one).
“ok fuck it I’m going to leave anyway, can I use the bathroom” - “there is no towels” her response.
“ok no problem, I just need to use it and leave”
So she gets up, goes to the cupboard and no jokes pulls out a clean, white fluffy towel.
“what happened to there was no towels???” I said
“this is my towel” and wrapped it around herself….I have no words.
Fuck it went to the bathroom naked carrying my clothes, washed as best I could, went to leave absolutely fuming. She now was very sheepish, I think she had cottoned onto the fact that she’ been a con artist and taken it too far.
As I left I made it clear that I would leave her a review so she wouldn’t be able to rip anyone else off.
The worst punt I’ve had, I’ve now decided to give punting up for as long as I can, there is too many shit puns between the good to justify the high expense.
It also looks like she may change profiles a lot, so I’m saving her images and should she crop up anywhere else I will post the new AW URL to avoid. Looks like she is currently in Croydon and touring.
TLDR –
• Comms – 8
• Location - 5
• Looks - 7
• Service – 0 (the worst I’ve encountered)
• Attitude – 0 (the worst I’ve encountered)
Con artist, with a terrible service and the worst offensive attitude, make sure you avoid at all costs.
Would I return? – Never, literally even if you offered me £10k to do so.
This experience has put me off punting all together for the foreseeable future. (Apologies for the essay)
