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Author Topic: Sweetshop - I pissed on her. Tower Bridge, London  (Read 2131 times)


3 review(s) for SweetShop (2 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


At the top of my punting bucket list is watersports.  Having done a few searches on UKP, there were a few girls who offered and received it according to their likes but did not actually provide the service.

It came down to two options, Little Miss Orla or Sweetshop.  Orla was not available and decided on Sweetshop.

https://www.adultwork.com/839078
https://www.adultwork.com/SweetShop

Paid - £100 for 1 hour.  No extra's charged for.

Comms
Contacted Sweetshop a few days before hand via AW to confirm services and availability.  A phone call later I was booked.  I was asked to confirm x hours before hand on the day which I did.

The girl (very loose term)
Sweetshop is old, I would say mid to late 50's.  A previous review did state she was older than the age on her profile and that the pictures were out of date.  Knowing this I set myself up for the worst.  This was a planned dirty fuck with a dirty girl.

In the flesh, she is old, her tits are fake and actually nice.  She has a belly, not a saggy one, but one that does protrude.  Facially she looks like her pictures.

The venue
It's a flat, 10-15 walk from Tower Bridge.  Venue was OK, did not feel dirty, just needed a bit of spring clean.  She smokes, so when you enter the smell hits you.  Not a problem for me as I smoke myself.  I managed to have a ciggie with her before and after the punt.

Pre event.
This is important for giving watersports.  In addition to the usual amount of coffee I drink, I started drinking at least 0.5l of water every hour about 7 hours before the event.  This meant I had to time my toilet breaks to ensure I did not get caught short.  I took my last pee about an hour before the punt and then drunk another litre of water within that time. 

I was quite concerned as I was peeing regularly but no where in the quantity that I thought would be sufficient to give Sweetshop a soaking.

The event - before the piss
After the ciggie, had a quick shower.  Came out with the towel wrapped around me, she was in stockings and went straight in for DFK.  I so wanted to pull back as it suddenly dawned on my I was about to bang a grannie.  She pulled the towel away and played with me, so I thought fuck it and went with it.  She's a good kisser, knows how to handle cock and balls.  Down she went and just sucked deep and wet.  I could see the spit dribbling down her chin as I looked down.  I grabbed the back of her head and face fucked her and until she pulled back.

On to the bed and she rubbered me up and rode me, she has a bit of a loose pussy but she know how to ride.  Sweetshop is very vocal and let loose with the moans very loudly.  Feeling the need to pee I asked if we could do the pissing aspect.  She said sure.

The event - THE PISSING!!!
She put down a towel and positioned her mouth about 10cm away from the tip of my cock.  Needing to pee, I stood there and...nothing.  I got stage fright.  So I stood there, trying to push out my piss.  Then what felt like an eternity I could feel the flow rushing down my urethra.

Out streamed out a jet of clear piss straight into her mouth.  It kept going, so I aimed at her face, then her tits, all over her body and back to the mouth.  It just kept coming, it was like I was taking my first piss of the morning and on it kept coming.  I could hear the stream of water hitting the back of her throat, streaming down her body, splashing on the wooden flooring and splashing back on to me.  Eventually it stopped and saw some of my piss stream out of her mouth. 

At this point I was horny as fuck.  She looked at me, gasped and called me a fucker for producing so much piss.

Knowing it was my turn next, Sweetshop informed me that she did not need to pee yet and we jumped back on the bed.

The event - After the piss.
I inserted my fingers into her, she was still dripping with my piss. I then discovered what must be the biggest clit I have ever seen.  It was the size of golf ball and felt like a squash ball.  Within a few minutes of touching it, she came...loudly.

She got up, and gave me a BJ.  Wanting to finish I flipped her over, stuck my balls in her mouth whilst she wanked me off.  Needing to explode, I pulled my balls out and literally covered her entire face, hair, the pillow she had her head on and a bit in her mouth.

I then wiped away the cum from her her eyes and pushed it in to her her mouth which she swallowed with the rest that was already there.

A bit of a clean up, we then both walked to the shower where she let me know she needed to pee and if I still wanted to receive.  I replied affirmatively and she positioned herself above my head in the bath.

At this point it dawned on me that a 50+ woman was about to piss on me and as I looked up also realised that not all pussy's are that good looking.  This was an old woman's pussy.  Fortunately all I got was a small trickle which landed on my chest.

She left and I ensured that I lathered and cleaned every part of my body twice.

A ciggie later, I left.

This a box ticked for me.  On to the next item on my list.


3 review(s) found for SweetShop linked to in above post (2 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline KentAde

Why 'Neutral' then when it seemed she did everything you wanted and you knew what she was like body and facial wise?  :unknown:

Why 'Neutral' then when it seemed she did everything you wanted and you knew what she was like body and facial wise?  :unknown:

The venue, the smell of smoke.  After the punt, I just felt like a box had been ticked.

Some punts I feel leaving knackered but a smile on my face.
Others I feel like I wasted my money.

This one...nothing.  Something in between...Neutral.


Offline The_Don

The venue, the smell of smoke.  After the punt, I just felt like a box had been ticked.

Some punts I feel leaving knackered but a smile on my face.
Others I feel like I wasted my money.

This one...nothing.  Something in between...Neutral.

Your punt, review and rating (IMO)


Thanks for sharing  :hi:

Offline EnglishRebecca121

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yea im kinda on side with ade here

she seemed to provide exactly what  you asked for and at a good rate too!! 

each to there own....

The OP's ratings in general are rather severe (a lot of neutrals and negatives) but I think this is compensated for by quite a lot of detail in most of them, I've noticed. I once nearly punted Sweetshop but she rang me just as I had set off in the car and blew me out with an excuse. Probably a regular whom she already knew gazumped me. A bit pissed off as I was really horny that day and subsequently never tried to rebook. May have another think now as WS is on my bucket list and she seems well up for it.

Offline The_Don


each to there own....


YMMV with any W/G

Hence for the OP, it did.

As I stated above:

Your punt, review and rating (IMO)





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