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Author Topic: Any tips for a first-time girl punter??  (Read 5361 times)

I can't quite believe that people here will pick apart a review or assume some 'new punter' looking for advice is taking the piss but a woman looking for an escort and choosing this completely male dominated & at times rather cruel site out of all them is somehow believable.

I don't buy it, there's bound to be a bisexual/lesbian only escort forum somewhere, why would any sane person look for advice here?

is anyone taking it seriously as i said the OP is supposed to be a hot 19 year old bi sexual who cant get any snatch :rolleyes:. The verbage they used as was sort of suggested above does fit in with this recent troll

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=97141

I can't quite believe that people here will pick apart a review or assume some 'new punter' looking for advice is taking the piss but a woman looking for an escort and choosing this completely male dominated & at times rather cruel site out of all them is somehow believable.

I don't buy it, there's bound to be a bisexual/lesbian only escort forum somewhere, why would any sane person look for advice here?
Good point but I haven't quite thought about that. Was just googgling escorts and came across the wiki, then the forums. Found it all very interesting, your reviews are a better read than erotica, not gonna lie. Mind you, I wouldn't be surprised if on a girl site I'd instead get called out for oppressing women instead of getting any advice… >,>

I love what stir my presence is causing, but I'd be a fool if I expected otherwise :p I overheard my Father say that this is a man thing. Any male escorts would be gay. Any women seeking escorts would be hairy grannies. This is not the first stereotype I broke…
But if you're implying insanity, then I do have an edge of crazy on me, I mean I tried to stab myself for a woman 9 years older than me just over a year ago… Ok enough of the emotional stories.

That's as much proof I can give ya :rofl:


I just guess this place reached a milestone of sorts and after years and years one crazy girl ended up here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Alright, on point now. Thanks for the xhannahx recommendation, that's exactly what I was seeking! Not being able to see her face concerns me (saw a lot of women in public with 11/10 backside and 2/10 face), so I'll try to take your word for it she's that pretty :p

I'd love an income and I should get a job sooner or later, after exams. But my psyche is just demanding a woman, now xD
« Last Edit: June 11, 2016, 01:54:54 PM by GetGirlsGOG »

Good point but I haven't quite thought about that. Was just googgling escorts and came across the wiki, then the forums. Found it all very interesting, your reviews are a better read than erotica, not gonna lie. Mind you, I wouldn't be surprised if on a girl site I'd instead get called out for oppressing women instead of getting any advice… >,>

I love what stir my presence is causing, but I'd be a fool if I expected otherwise :p I overheard my Father say that this is a man thing. Any male escorts would be gay. Any women seeking escorts would be hairy grannies. This is not the first stereotype I broke…
But if you're implying insanity, then I do have an edge of crazy on me, I mean I tried to stab myself for a woman 9 years older than me just over a year ago… Ok enough of the emotional stories.

That's as much proof I can give ya :rofl:


I just guess this place reached a milestone of sorts and after years and years one crazy girl ended up here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Alright, on point now. Thanks for the xhannahx recommendation, that's exactly what I was seeking! Not being able to see her face concerns me (saw a lot of women in public with 11/10 backside and 2/10 face), so I'll try to take your word for it she's that pretty :p

I'd love an income and I should get a job sooner or later, after exams. But my psyche is just demanding a woman, now xD

well cant you ask the old man to buy you some snatch then maybe as a present ?

though the other bit highlighted in bold did make me laugh your either a good troll or a mentalist

Offline Burnside

If you are for real, and do book a female prossie a review would be good, and good for reading if It's a positive. :D
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Offline Anadin

Good point but I haven't quite thought about that. Was just googgling escorts and came across the wiki, then the forums. Found it all very interesting, your reviews are a better read than erotica, not gonna lie. Mind you, I wouldn't be surprised if on a girl site I'd instead get called out for oppressing women instead of getting any advice… >,>

I love what stir my presence is causing, but I'd be a fool if I expected otherwise :p I overheard my Father say that this is a man thing. Any male escorts would be gay. Any women seeking escorts would be hairy grannies. This is not the first stereotype I broke…
But if you're implying insanity, then I do have an edge of crazy on me, I mean I tried to stab myself for a woman 9 years older than me just over a year ago… Ok enough of the emotional stories.

That's as much proof I can give ya :rofl:
http://s33.postimg.org/tr2y1ertr/Photo_11_06_2016_05_33_39.jpg

Well that's me told. :hi:

Assuming you're not having a laugh then good luck with your mission but if I were you I'd almost certainly look for help elsewhere & hopefully you won't have to fork over a penny.

Offline dubs

I would have thought that it was easy for a 19yo girl to get some pussy at any gay/lesbian club but if you really want to model type from the pic maybe you do have to pay for it.  Search on adultwork for girls who see girls and list themselves as bi-sexual or bi-curious (which generally means gay-for-pay), note their Id number and then search here for it to see how their service is.

Also check the reviews here for FFM threesomes where the girls fully interact. 

Avoid Romanians, and if it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

Offline mrhappypants

If this is genuine I predict this thread will reach 50 pages

Let's hope that there are enough punters on here with their heads screwed on that she/ he / it are banned LONG before then.

That pretext = fantasist for sure.

Dave

Offline dubs

Actually, she does sound a lot like indigoRose

I'm sorry if pouring out my worries bothers you. This indeed ain't the best place, it's just I kept it inside so long that I couldn't stop myself from saying so much. So apologies for sounding so weird and raising your suspicions.

Oh and guys, I'm not having a laugh. I'm wondering what to make of all this, but thankfully there are some helpful tips, so all good.

Actually, she does sound a lot like indigoRose
Who is that? Someone else on this site, a WG or notorious troll who just won't get lost?

You know, I sometimes do wonder how comes I've never had a relationship and stuff, but given how weird I act irl, then no surprise. I've had few friends also (but at least that meant no fakes/backstabbers). I guess a lot of people are scared of me… :S Or jealous, as I'm a bit of a geek and often talk about stuff people don't understand. Yes I do attend a psychologist (an old hag who I'm scared of, not a hottie like I fantasised) and I've wondered whether to say this, especially in the face of the troll thread some of you quoted, but they do suspect ASD, that could explain why I struggle with socialising. And I spend too much time alone, too. How can I expect to meet someone then??

I guess I am still very naive, wayyy more than I should be for my age, and probably dream one day I'll just meet the love of my life on the bus, who in addition looks like a model, is intelligent, likes girls etc.… Needless to say, despite how much I ride buses, this hasn't happened. Although I've came across plenty of chicks I could not get my eyes off from. Some that made me cry when they were gone.

well cant you ask the old man to buy you some snatch then maybe as a present ?

though the other bit highlighted in bold did make me laugh your either a good troll or a mentalist
I wouldn't dare… Whenever he hears me complain how alone I am, he tells me to go to a concert or something… Well I went to an 80s one but it was full of 40yr-olds and their families :/ I did not fit in, even though I enjoyed the tunes. If I made such request he'd laugh me off and tell me to go out to people.
Well my Dad is quite direct with sexual stuff and he even tells me about women he banged before my Mum ffs, not exactly something I'd want to hear :S But that means we sometimes end up talking on such weird topics.

I'd rather be a mentalist, thanks :angelgirl:
However bizarre what I've said so far sounds (sorry guys! This likely is my fault too, I might have fuelled some controversy myself I admit wholeheartedly), I'm just a very derranged girl who went nuts due to loneliness, lack of love, falling for an unobtainable woman and just generally stressful life(style).


Well my Dad is quite direct with sexual stuff and he even tells me about women he banged before my Mum ffs, not exactly something I'd want to hear :S But that means we sometimes end up talking on such weird topics.



have you thought about tag teaming a whore with your old man ??

i know they say never do tag teams with blood relatives but maybe it could bring you closer as dad and daughter maybe make the suggestion for a fathers day gift

have you thought about tag teaming a whore with your old man ??

i know they say never do tag teams with blood relatives but maybe it could bring you closer as dad and daughter maybe make the suggestion for a fathers day gift

Here's a possible solution, find a member on here who is willing to book a nailed on bisexual girl who is happy to accommodate the request and share the cost?

Here's a possible solution, find a member on here who is willing to book a nailed on bisexual girl who is happy to accommodate the request and share the cost?
Well I would be happy to toft a threesome with say English Daisy of Marylebone, who I have not yet met but appears to meet The OP's physical spec?

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On second thoughts maybe she is too busty for OP ?


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On second thoughts maybe she is too busty for OP ?

If you were unable to attend TT I would be delighted to fit in, so to speak....


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If you were unable to attend TT I would be delighted to fit in, so to speak....
ha ha well it was your idea ;)
I think we need to see what the OP thinks   :unknown:

ha ha well it was your idea ;)
I think we need to see what the OP thinks   :unknown:

Seriously, it might be a good idea, wonder what the OP thinks....

Offline will-ow

If you want genuine and decent you may have to pay more. I'd suggest somewhere like house of divine you can chat to the maid on the phone explaining the situation but prices start from 70 for 30 minutes.....

Seriously, it might be a good idea, wonder what the OP thinks....

In the off chance that neither of you can, I'm ok with being Plan C.

On a more serious note, I wish the OP best of luck finding a WG. I'd love to read a (hopefully positive) review.

Maybe this will start a movement for ladies who see WGs to join UKP?  :thumbsup:

@ getgirls I'd be willing to borrow you the money as long as I can watch?


And tongue both your arseholes

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On second thoughts maybe she is too busty for OP ?

Oh wow what a girl!!! Spot on with what I was looking for <3
I knew that'll work cause as soon as I saw her picture, I smiled involuntarily. And yes, it was a wide smile. The fact such a woman is around here somewhere makes me all dreamy… And the fact I could associate with her even for just 2 hours or so seems so abstract…
Major thanks for this recommendation. And why too busty? As long she doesn't feel uncomfortable with these (it can get heavy, even A-cup like me experienced this O.o), then all good. And since she done them, then I definitely shouldn't worry lol


Sorry, but any kinky threesomes are out of question. Even if you pay, thanks :P I wanna try with a guy one day, too, but not just yet. I know it's just not the time yet. Not mentioning that I am even more picky about guys… Yes, it's possible… I only saw 3 interest-worth fellas since the start of 2016!! And long lost the women count, obviously.
Ahem and my Father does have someone to sleep with and that's my Mother for crying out loud! Besides, he's a polar opposite compared to me in terms of confidence, and he'd have no problem picking up a chick if he wanted to. But he doesn't need to, Mum is a bit of a psycho but still very pretty-looking, so all good (just wish they didn't drag me into their arguments…).

Shows a bit of my childishness for judging based on looks so much… But what can you do, it's part of our nature. One of the prettiest women I've ever seen in my life, on a Northern line train (got off at Euston, hehe…), kept poking her boyfriend with her flip-flops and it drove me mad such a perfection could be so basic. Waste of a body!!


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You got a Link to your mum?
Here's Stifler's mom instead  :lol:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUEJdJZk4H8

PS - OP your pic looks good.  Don't think you're gonna get kicked out too quick.  You might even get an extension after your paid time expires.  If you pick the right one
Most importantly - you've survived UKP.  Least you can do is wazz up a review when the deed is done

Offline fabfab

I will recommend you to ask your question on http://ukescorting.com/ might be a better place to get in touch with WG.

Offline shagbambi

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Offline mf_1101

Been off this website for a while, noticed this thread - I hope the OP comes back with a review  :cool:

And I can tell by the way she types, she is definitely a girl aged 18-25, types a lot like my female friends (I am in the same age bracket, just about).

I'd also recommend emailing WG's rather than calling them about the predicament, explaining what you want.




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