RitaLove, Swindon (on tour)

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£120 for 1-hour incall

Communication: by text.
Calls went unanswered, but SMS got a reasonably good response.

Location: cheap hotel room in Swindon. Unrestricted parking on nearby roads. I found a space, but there weren't many.

Appearance
Rita has quite a pretty face (YMMV), very pleasing tits, a surprisingly pert behind, slender proportions and mostly smooth skin.
The biggest negative was her distended stomach.
Pregnant? I don't think so and anyway the bulge wasn't the right place or shape for a womb with a view.
Fat? There wasn't much fat anywhere else on her.
Other things one might imagine? Urgh; but Rita seemed too comfortable for any of the obvious ghastly suspects.
Whatever the explanation, it was unappealing and slightly disconcerting.

Personality
Good attitude throughout. Easy to talk to and pleasant to be with - in a very professional way.

Services
OWO (including ball-licking, tongue-work and eye contact), 69 (apparently very responsive), cowgirl (plenty of deep grinding), HR, sensual massage.
No CIM, which was a shame because I'd have liked it and it's right there on her "Enjoys" list (at the time of writing). Miscommunication, perhaps? Maybe.
Apart from that, it was all very good for me. She enhanced the experience with some properly good acting, to the point where I suppose it's distantly possible that when she "came", she actually came. She certainly got surprisingly wet during a very enjoyable 69.
Handwork and massage skills were pretty good, but Rita needs to invest in better-quality lube. Baby oil is for amateurs.

During the session
A litle bit of clock-watching, but that was mostly by me, because I was on a tighter schedule than normal.
No time-wasting: ready to go immediately after the paperwork. She did offer a massage, but was fine when I declined.
No interruptions as such, although one of her four or more 'phones started buzzing a lot about half an hour into the punt.
Rita gave me her full attention throughout.

Boundary-pushing
The telly was on, the whole time. That's hardly a first: it's one way to disguise the noises that might otherwise be clearly audible coming from hotel rooms with WGs in them. What WAS unprecedented for me was that the telly was on one of the news channels and on several occasions, I found myself staring at David Cameron or even Harriet Harman while I was being expertly wanked.
An experience as sick and bizarre as this surely deserves its own term on the "Enjoys" list. [Exercise for the reader: give a suitable name for the activity. Use two or at most three words, no more than one of which should be "jizz", "fap", or "tosspot".]

After we finished
The post-punt atmosphere was pleasant and friendly, with no rushing. Smile and a goodbye, but no hug or kiss, on the way out.

Summary
Pros: friendly and pleasant; good attitude throughout; good tits; small but pert behind; very good OWO; good massage; responsive to RO; good acting skills; no time-wasting; minimal interruptions; safe and accessible location with adequate parking
Cons: bulging belly; no CIM; needs an oil change (as it were)

Would recommend to others? Yes.
Would I see her again? Yes.

[Roth]

Nice one.    Here's hoping she tours Bristol. 

[Cunning Punt]

The telly was on, the whole time. The telly was on one of the news channels and on several occasions, I found myself staring at David Cameron or even Harriet Harman while I was being expertly wanked.

I bloody hate it when the WG has the telly on, puts me right off my stroke. And it's worse when it's not a music channel.

Thanks for the review - very useful as we don't get many of ebony WGs.