I haven't had much luck so far this trip on the punting front. When I was out here in the summer I could hardly do any wrong and yet now in the second week of my autumn/winter trip, I've yet to have anything particularly outstanding.
First to get the ball rolling there was Nurse Pizzaface. She is a genuine nurse who told me she was coming to see me direct from work and so would be wearing her uniform. Phworhh I thought and harboured hopeful erotic thoughts of this perhaps turning up at my door
What I actually got was this
So I was understandably disappointed. She had bad skin (hence the name) and was lamentably lacking in the tits department. But she was a happy smiling soul who tried very hard to please. Unfortunately, she somehow just didn't do it for me.
Then I had an entirely forgettable experience with a girl who turned up at my condo dressed like a street hooker. I'm staying in a quite exclusive block and this girl stood out, in the lobby, like a prick at a lesbian orgy. She was petite and cute enough though so I quickly maneuvered her to the lifts and up to the condo, only to find out when I got her kit off that she was on the blob. Fuck!! So she was unceremoniously booted out with a small note for her trouble.
Then yesterday I had another piss poor punt. It started badly in that she got stuck in the killer weekend traffic and was over 2 hours late. Then when she did arrived, she was a lot chubbier than her Facebook photos indicated. How did she do that?
C'est la vie, I prefer my girls slender bordering on skinny but I'm not adverse to the occasional porker. She was pretty enough though and had fine big breasts but as the session progressed, it became increasingly apparent that she was one of these types that is totally passive and non-proactive. I would have had more fun with a blow-up doll as I physically maneuvered her about the room and into positions that I wanted. She had agreed to a facial but obviously hated every moment of it and made this all too apparent. I'm ashamed to admit I got a little tickle of malicious delight from her reaction particularly as I accidentally hit her smack bang in the eye. Then it was on to the main event which was like banging a large lump of dead meat, However she did have a fine big ass and the view was rather splendid in the canine position to the degree that I managed a second pop, something I doubted that I would ever manage.
Onwards and upwards though and I have two punts planned for next week, one with a competition winning pole dancer which should be interesting.