External Link/Members OnlyProssie told me it's a different girl every week so this review on services is pretty worthless. I'm doing it anyway
I saw the profile and knew that it would be a bait and switch. The verification pic doesn't match the profile pic plus it says that she's japanese which you know is impossible (great white buffalo).
Called after a ridiculous day trying to get a punt and a woman with passable english answered the phone. Said that she was working and I could come straight over which I did. I text her confirming the price of £100 for the hour and asked if there were any extras as the profile just says handjob, oral and shitting on you. She text back saying that all extras were included which makes no sense but I didn't follow it up.
Found the place and parked up nearby. I called for the door number and on approach found an old chinese guy standing outside looking up and down the road and another punter coming out of the door. I walked right past them as I didn't think it was very cool for some dude to be there. She called me asking me where I was and I told her that I'd be 2 minutes. I came back and the old guy was gone so I called again for her to let me in and the old guy opened the door to greet me. I didn't like that
He led me to a room where a woman who did not look like the profile pic or veri pic was standing in a little dress. I entered her little room and found that she couldn't speak hardly any English so not the woman on the phone. I asked her name which she replied was Lina or Leena or whatever and she was Chinese. Body not bad and nice rack so not a problem. She asked if I wanted a massage or just sex to which I replied both for some reason.
She undressed me and I lay on the bed where she proceeded to rub her tits all over my body. She asked if I wanted a blowjob and when I confirmed that indeed a blowjob would be pleasant she whipped out a condom. I asked if that was necessary for a BJ and she offered OWO for an extra "ten pah". After a few more times I managed to understand this as £10. I said ok and she proceeded to give me the most thorough cock baby wiping that I've ever had. She was very good at sucking the cock though, little bit of hand and strong suction. A few times she stopped moving her head and just kind of wanked me with suction which was wild but felt amazing.
She asked if I wanted sex now and as I'd never boned a chinese girl before I said sure let's do it. She whacked a condom on me and climbed on for some asian cowgirl. Fuck me she shagged the shit out of me. Proper pounded my cock I don't think it's ever been so deep in a woman before. It was crazy and amazing and totally unexpected. I told her to turn around for some reverse asian cowgirl which again she slammed me into a frenzy.
She asked if I wanted to go on top which I did and gave her some missionary. She reached her hand around and put pressure on my gooch and balls which I love and I came quite fast after that. Normally I take ages which is why I always book 1 hour sessions and with a condom is usually a waste of time but from the start of the sex it took me 10 minutes which is unheard of for me. It was probably one of those prossie tactics for making you cum faster but as I usually take so long it was a positive for me. for YOU, yes YOU, it may be a negative
She gave me a massagefor a while which was a bit shitty but whatever. After the half hour mark my phone rang which I didn't answer and I got a text from the maid asking where I was. Not sure what that was about but maybe she got the wrong number. I left soon after as there was nothing left for me there. Tried to make conversation but wasn't happening. I got the info that she'd been in England for 37 days and was going back to London on Monday
Pros - the BJ was good and the sex hard and fast. I liked the gooch action
negatives - Don't like men answering the door to me. B&S but still ok looking.
I'm giving this a neutral as for me it wasn't that bad. I'm sure most of you will see this as a negative but this is my review so up yours
