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  ;) I'm sure you would. But I'm not here to tout, here for market research, rant and let off steam.

Fair enough, but lets flip this around for a moment.  Where would you like us dirty bastards to cum on you?  Is anywhere off limits?

Curious6705

Yeah there was a study done that suggested the same thing. Porn is big on facials so more people think it's normal. Unfortunately only a small percentage of women are even quite capable of doing it well.

Guess you mean it's the woman doing the finishing and taking it on her face? Even in porn this is quite rare - porn fans are always complaining about cumshots where it's the guy does the jerking, not the woman.

Obviously if it's the punter doing the finishing then all she has to do is stay still and not dodge the cum - if it's even heading for her. If the pee trails in public loos are anything to go by precision cum shooting may be beyond most punters!

Offline Marmalade

They've just been brainwashed by watching too much porn... Praise be to social conditioning!  :D

Yeah. Maybe they just need a bit more of it.

1 The innocent "ooooooh! I didn't quite expect that!" expression is quite cute and excuses a slight jerk of the head

2 The *get on with it i am carefully positioned to avoid it in my eye, hair or sort-of-clean sheets" is maybe better for the aim but lacks sparkle

3 The "I'm gagging thinking about it and if my neck could extend more i would be closer to the holy grail of your holy spunk i can't wait i'm choked with desire just splatter me fuck my mouth with it and cover my face with your delicious jizz filth please please please" look is definitely an improvement, and her free hand furiously frigging herself quite acceptable if she doesn't move too much

Sadly most prossies get stuck in (2) for all eternity.

Offline Whore Of Babylon

Fair enough, but lets flip this around for a moment.  Where would you like us dirty bastards to cum on you?  Is anywhere off limits?
I tend to get excited when asked this and want it everywhere at once. But it's got to be mouth, nice creamy mouthful or boobs and then smear it all over.
If safe sex were not an issue I would really like to have some guy shoot his load up my arse, never experienced that before. unfortunately safe sex is and always will be a issue. But a girls gotta dream eh. :D

Offline Lurtz

I almost got it in my own mouth a couple of times.

Offline Whore Of Babylon

Never cum with your mouth open  :D Been quite surprised at the number of guys that like to cum swap mouth to mouth.

Offline Lurtz

Never cum with your mouth open  :D Been quite surprised at the number of guys that like to swap cum mouth to mouth.

Yes, I've found that too - especially priests and Scout Leaders.

Offline toon972

I tend to get excited when asked this and want it everywhere at once. But it's got to be mouth, nice creamy mouthful or boobs and then smear it all over.
If safe sex were not an issue I would really like to have some guy shoot his load up my arse, never experienced that before. unfortunately safe sex is and always will be a issue. But a girls gotta dream eh. :D
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Offline toon972

I tend to get excited when asked this and want it everywhere at once. But it's got to be mouth, nice creamy mouthful or boobs and then smear it all over.
If safe sex were not an issue I would really like to have some guy shoot his load up my arse, never experienced that before. unfortunately safe sex is and always will be a issue. But a girls gotta dream eh. :D
I feel like going for punt now  :P

Offline Marmalade

Guess you mean it's the woman doing the finishing and taking it on her face? Even in porn this is quite rare - porn fans are always complaining about cumshots where it's the guy does the jerking, not the woman.

Obviously if it's the punter doing the finishing then all she has to do is stay still and not dodge the cum - if it's even heading for her. If the pee trails in public loos are anything to go by precision cum shooting may be beyond most punters!

A lot of make porn stars have to jerk themself cos they are already so jacked up on Viagra.

Regarding porn and expectations - I can't recall the name of the movie - serious art house by an acclaimed and respected director - he made a documentary about making a porn film. At least that's what he told the applicants. Actually the film was about them. He asked them what sort of sex they had and what sort of sex was in their minds normal. Something like that. These were all rookie kids, 18-21, and male. Given the high percentage of answers that included facials he asked them why they thought that was normal. They mostly said 'everybody knows that' and then quoted porn. Adolescents can get hold of porn movies easily now whereas the previous generation could not. In this way porn has influenced tastes and expectations. 

Great movie. But there are doubtless done academic studies on it as well if you care to check.

Offline Whore Of Babylon

In this way porn has influenced tastes and expectations. 

Sounds like a good movie, please let us know the name if you remember.
Think porn has massively changed tastes and expectations unfortunately many young guys and girls who main masturbatory life starts and revolves around porn find it harder to adapt to real life sexual interaction. Expectations are not fully met.....  Suppose it's kinda hard to get a 15 guy 2 girl gang bang with triple penetration in sets, ending in anal creampies for your cherry popping session.

However think it beats the days when there was no sexual education and porn was hard to get hold of. Must have lead to some really weird presumptions.

Friend of mine confessed his childhood was so sheltered that for many years into his adolescence he thought his penis was meant to go into the girls belly button.
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