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Author Topic: Talk about a fluffy Field Report...  (Read 959 times)

Offline KentAde

..check out the content of this shit...

 https://www.adultwork.com/FR?124491
 
Definitely no oil painting!  :D

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Amy can kiss and cuddle for England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland. Probably Europe, maybe the world.

A child would write this, what a dick, I notice he has reviewed that compete idiot Daisy Flowers who come here to white knight McFly after his behavios !   :wackogirl: :wackogirl:

 :lol:
did he just lose his Virginity,
She sounds so sweet she might just give it back to him, so he can lose it all over again with her for free  :sarcastic:
fluffy twat

Offline hullad

Oh heck must have written that whilst the spunk was till damp on his knob end FFS

I looked at her as I do go upto Scarborough now and again, far better up there TBH .

She has no doubt been pouring the sweet poison in his ear. 

Offline two20

I love the "until I climaxed" it's like a trip back to the Eighties. I'm sure the guy has a mullet to go with his vocabulary.


You would have to be a complete bell end to come up with that sort of shite

The cunt missed the bit about delving in her lady garden to find her rosebud....

Fuckin' daft cunt I bet this was the first time the knob had ever had sex.

Man what a cunt, he should be shot.

Great find.

Just pissed myself laughing.

I'm just hoping William Shatner will bring out a voice recording of it so the whole world can appreciate its majesty   :music:


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Probably Unclesnideheart using another nick. :rolleyes:

Offline EnglishRebecca121

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love this one i just seen

    simonchill (45)    30/03/2016 18:58    Seeking Services
     Savor the fruits this beautiful lady bestows - it's equal is said, only to have been found within the mythical gardens of Babylon.


 :sarcastic:

love this one i just seen

    simonchill (45)    30/03/2016 18:58    Seeking Services
     Savor the fruits this beautiful lady bestows - it's equal is said, only to have been found within the mythical gardens of Babylon.


 :sarcastic:

Love the language a wonderful use of the personification   :dancegirl:


love this one i just seen

    simonchill (45)    30/03/2016 18:58    Seeking Services
     Savor the fruits this beautiful lady bestows - it's equal is said, only to have been found within the mythical gardens of Babylon.


 :sarcastic:

 :lol: :lol:


Well I'm sure he had good intentions before drinking turpentine and writing that .

love this one i just seen

    simonchill (45)    30/03/2016 18:58    Seeking Services
     Savor the fruits this beautiful lady bestows - it's equal is said, only to have been found within the mythical gardens of Babylon.


 :sarcastic:


You can practically smell the ink on his quill  :sarcastic:


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