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External Link/Members OnlyIt took me a while to decide whether this should be a Neutral or Negative.
There were a couple of good points (cracking pair of tits) to the experience, so if you don't mind the things that put me off, then she may be worth your cash and time. For me, I won't be going back.
CommsVery good. From initial contact through to final confirmation the response was fast and to the point. However the experience below makes my doubt that the conversation was with her. There is a booking agent involved
LocationI didn't need directions as I have been to the big house by the posh school before. Rather than park in the drive, there is ample free (after 5.30) parking bordering the playing fields of the school. Just a short walk away. Not a bad decision as it turn out as the neighbour was putting her washing on the line when I arrived. It did take longer than expected for Blondie to answer the door. Not sure if that was due to the bell not working or my knocking not being loud enough.
LooksAll my picture are real and recent
... She is the girl in the pictures, so the first claim is true, but recent? Probably 5-10 years ago. She does however have (as mentioned above) a cracking pair of tits.
ServiceIn the comms I asked for the advertised Nuru to be followed by a session to include anal. After all she does say, in bold
ANAL INCLUDED FREE IN ALL 1 HR BOOKINGS - BECAUSE I LOVE IT !!
This came as a bit of a surprise to her, and although happy to give a Nuru, after a glance at my (average) dick she indicated that I was too big.
A brief interlude
I should point out here that her spoken English was poor to non existent, the sort you get trying to buy something in an out of the way village shop in a remote part of a foreign country ... all done by gestures and pointingThe NURU: After watching Asa Akira in action on popular porn channels, this has been on my to do list ...
I lay down on the massage table (WHAT, no inflatable mattress to slide about on!) and waited while Blondie went for the gel. While not a true NURU as seen on the TV, it was pleasant, particularly having her slide her (cracking) tits over my back while her hands slid down between my legs to give me a slippery tug. Turning over gave the opportunity for a nice tit wank. While a pleasant enough experience that got the motor running, it was not what I would expect from someone with this in their FAQ:
Q. Do you offer a real NURU Massage? A. Yes I do I have all the gel and equipment and the experience.
The Action: Onto the BIG bed. Not to get too descriptive ... tit wank ... tit fondling ... RO (a bit of stubble) looking up at a pair of tits pressed into the headboard ... oral (used to apply cover in stealth mode) ... cowgirl to completion. That was all fine, but after a rest (during which I was able to deduce from our pigeon conversation that she is of Venesualian descent with family in Spain and Majorca rather than the stated Portugal) round 2 things started to go downhill. Her manual technique, while providing enough stimulation to maintain rigidity also caused the nuts to bounce up and down on the tops of my thighs enough to neutralise any further passion build up. Most odd.
The Letdown: In the middle of having my balls hit my legs the alarm went off and she said the few words of English she has mastered
5 minutes, you shower
and got off the bed. I had my shower, got dressed and left.
TimingI looked at my watch a number of times leading up to the booking and afterwards. These have been the principle reason for turning a neutral to negative. To use NASA mission timing where T is the time the booking was made for and numbers are minutes...
T-5: Arrived at front door and started occasional ringing and knocking
T(ish): Door opens
T+5: Finances and shower complete
T+10: Nuru starts
T+50: "5 minute" alarm goes off
T+60: In car and driving away
So for a 1 hr booking you get 40 minutes of action
