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Offline Jimmyredcab



Have a nice christmas guys.  I am.  And  make sure the chips on both your shoulders dont weigh you down. ;)

I will be amazed if you are still here in 2013, you will be far more at home on the Saafe forum with the other bitter and twisted harridans.    :hi:

Offline Me Myself I

I only see young, fit, pretty girls ----------------- none of them "tour" because they have more bookings than they can handle, I have never understood the concept of touring, unless we are talking about rock bands.   :rolleyes:

And do you think you would even be on their radar if you didnt have the reddies.  Not a cats chance in hell Jimmy.

The sooner you get the idea out of your head that girls just tour  because they "need to" to get work the sooner you will really understand the business.  Many girls (whether young fit and pretty) cant tour because of the huge numbers of similar girls all over the country.  They just wouldnt get the bookings they need to make the tour profitable.  They HAVE to stay at home to keep their earnings up at the level they need to survive.  If you read many of the forums it is the young ones who are complaining that they are quiet and NOT the mature ones.

You see it doesnt always work in the favour of the younger ones. The younger ones have the competition of all the EE girls flooding the market with the prices quoted in the title of this thread.  :(


Offline Jimmyredcab

And do you think you would even be on their radar if you didnt have the reddies.  Not a cats chance in hell Jimmy.

Absolutely correct, that is why I use the services of prostitutes, if I wanted a fat old lady I would go down to my local Wetherspoons and pull one.    :music:

Offline Deliciousmsdee

On AW if you are a service provider, you tend to get a lot of clients who request that you visit certain areas.  But yes at times a lot girls do tour because they make more money but you will also find it is the porn stars of the slim fit young wg's who do most of the touring.

For a wg at times it can get boring having the same routine, day in and day out but a lot of girls also do it because they "dont want to shit on their own front door".

Offline Deliciousmsdee

  If you read many of the forums it is the young ones who are complaining that they are quiet and NOT the mature ones.

You see it doesnt always work in the favour of the younger ones. The younger ones have the competition of all the EE girls flooding the market with the prices quoted in the title of this thread.  :(

I completely agree with this  :thumbsup:


Offline crystaldenison

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I used to tour (don't now due to not wanting to be away for weeks on end) but then I did I was very very busy , I was also busy at home but sometime its nice to pack up a few bags and see a different city just for the sake of being able to :)

Offline Deliciousmsdee

Of course you do.   :rolleyes:

Oh do let me rephrase, you are absolutely right jimmy older fat prossies, dont have a leg to stand on, they are not popular because you would not touch one with a barge pole, they only tour because they can not scrape enough together to pay their rent and spend all their benefits on clothes from Primark that does not even fit them, how dare they even be out there.  Especially when such a fine specimen such as yourself can pick one up for free at your local Weatherspoons  ;)

Have a fantastic day Jimmy and like I said Merry Christmas come here and give me a bit fat kiss! :kiss:

Offline Me Myself I

Absolutely correct, that is why I use the services of prostitutes, if I wanted a fat old lady I would go down to my local Wetherspoons and pull one.    :music:

You really are dillusional my dear Jimmy.  Any self respecting female in any pub would probably run a mile if you showed yourself in there. You spend most of your time online with your imaginary cyber friends who wouldnt know you from Adam and definitely wouldnt help you in your "hour of need" whether sexually or not.
 
You wouldnt stand a chance in a pub whether with young, old, fat or thin females.  Oh and btw old and fat dont always go together any more than young and thin do, all in the sad minds of dillusional men like yourself on here.

Tara, have a good one.

Ravanelli

My experience is also that mature ladies (especially those who have taken care of themselves and retained a good figure) are not in any way short of work. There is a strong demand for a well turned out mature woman who knows what she's doing. The younger girls might give you more eye candy but a lot of them don't have a clue.

Offline Jimmyredcab

You really are dillusional my dear Jimmy.  Any self respecting female in any pub would probably run a mile if you showed yourself in there. You spend most of your time online with your imaginary cyber friends who wouldnt know you from Adam and definitely wouldnt help you in your "hour of need" whether sexually or not.
 
You wouldnt stand a chance in a pub whether with young, old, fat or thin females.  Oh and btw old and fat dont always go together any more than young and thin do, all in the sad minds of dillusional men like yourself on here.

Tara, have a good one.

You are clearly a very bitter elderly lady, maybe it's time you found a real job, how about a school dinner lady.    :thumbsup:

Offline Me Myself I

My experience is also that mature ladies (especially those who have taken care of themselves and retained a good figure) are not in any way short of work. There is a strong demand for a well turned out mature woman who knows what she's doing. The younger girls might give you more eye candy but a lot of them don't have a clue.

I never thought I would hear a man on here saying something sensible but I stand corrected Ravanelli.  Well done on your observation.

You will probably be the more successful when it comes to getting bookings.

Offline Me Myself I

You are clearly a very bitter elderly lady, maybe it's time you found a real job, how about a school dinner lady.    :thumbsup:

As for poor dillusional Jimmy.  Well, he will remain the bitter, twisted old guy in the corner.  JimmyNoMates awwwwwww. 

You are wrong on every point there Jimmy, you are the winner hands down when it comes to being bitter and elderly.

Dinner Lady, why Jimmy, I dont even get time to cook for myself never mind for anyone else.

Family arriving soon, so got to take leave of you all.

Try and brush those chips off your shoulders Jimmy.  You may find out there could be a nice person underneath (I doubt it but you never know).

Ciao.

Offline crystaldenison

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All you have to do is read the info in the forum only available to those paying the subscription to know to just ignore ignore ignore lol 

Offline Jimmyredcab

I will be amazed if you are still here in 2013.

I wish I was as good at picking lottery numbers.   :D :lol:

Offline Marmalade

On AW if you are a service provider, you tend to get a lot of clients who request that you visit certain areas.  But yes at times a lot girls do tour because they make more money but you will also find it is the porn stars of the slim fit young wg's who do most of the touring.
That is certainly not my experience. The 'upcoming tours' advertised from the AW search page for my area rarely include anyone describable as 'slim fit young' (although one or two do self-describe as 'porn stars'). You seem a tad prejudiced to me against anyone who is slim, fit or young. Clearly you are none.

Quote from: Deliciousmsdee
For a wg at times it can get boring having the same routine, day in and day out but a lot of girls also do it because they "dont want to shit on their own front door".
That at least is a better argument. But no more or less valid than the point JRC has made.

But I doubt you are on here to make valid points. A happy accident no doubt. You must have known you would be up against it joining UKP to promote the 'merits' of fat older women, so one has to ask, what are your motives? Don't get me wrong, I am happy for you that you are making a living. But to think you are the bees-knees or to denigrate women who have more to offer is underhand, disingenuous and - on UKP - downright foolhardy.
« Last Edit: December 25, 2012, 04:07:28 PM by Marmalade »



Offline Uglybugball

My experience is also that mature ladies (especially those who have taken care of themselves and retained a good figure) are not in any way short of work. There is a strong demand for a well turned out mature woman who knows what she's doing. The younger girls might give you more eye candy but a lot of them don't have a clue.

Must admit I'm partial to meeting an escort size 14-16.  Voluptuous and/or curvy in the description can catch my eye. Often get a real passion session going. (minimum size 10 is a starting point).

Offline Marmalade

Must admit I'm partial to meeting an escort size 14-16.  Voluptuous and/or curvy in the description can catch my eye. Often get a real passion session going. (minimum size 10 is a starting point).
It's an acceptable fetish, but recognise you are in a minority

Offline mutualrespect

It's an acceptable fetish, but recognise you are in a minority

I must admit I would much prefer  a larger girl than a size zero. I find. Very skinny girls where you can see every bone very unattractive. They look fine in clothes but not in bed.

Offline Uglybugball

It's an acceptable fetish, but recognise you are in a minority

Always a good plan B though.

Offline Deliciousmsdee

That is certainly not my experience. The 'upcoming tours' advertised from the AW search page for my area rarely include anyone describable as 'slim fit young' (although one or two do self-describe as 'porn stars'). You seem a tad prejudiced to me against anyone who is slim, fit or young. Clearly you are none.
That at least is a better argument. But no more or less valid than the point JRC has made.

But I doubt you are on here to make valid points. A happy accident no doubt. You must have known you would be up against it joining UKP to promote the 'merits' of fat older women, so one has to ask, what are your motives? Don't get me wrong, I am happy for you that you are making a living. But to think you are the bees-knees or to denigrate women who have more to offer is underhand, disingenuous and - on UKP - downright foolhardy.

Firstly I am not going to get into an infantile argument with a man who deems himself superior to me.  But will state this not once did I ever state that I have an issue with slim younger escorts.  And yes from the very beginning I stated that I was a mature bbw escort and no I am not on here to "promote the merits".  And not once did I state i was the bees-knees but yet again you go to prove what total pricks you can be without reading a "womans" posts before making your own assumptions with regards to what it was I was saying.

I keep my opinion to myself with regards to the site contributors and found it valuable to read what you think of WG's in general.    Think of me what you like, you are entitled to your opinion but next time you try and be the big I am in front of all of your forum buddies can I suggest you choose someone who it might affect a bit more  ;) Merry Christmas from this big fat Ho Ho Ho!

Offline Marmalade

Och aye, nowt like UKP!  :lol:

I'm quite comfy dear. I don't have anything to prove.


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