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External Link/Members OnlyMade an appointment to see her this afternoon, everything was arranged by text and went fairly smoothly. Or so I thought.
I arrived outside the hotel at the agreed time but was told I had to wait 5 minutes because she wasn't ready. "No worries" I thought, "I'll just go to the coffee shop downstairs and wait"
10 minutes pass so I text her to see if she was ready to which she replied "1 min" - I had just given her 10...

Whatever, 5 more won't hurt. So 5 minutes passes but this time I ask her
what her room and floor number are and she replies with the best line ever:
"The clean room its here trust me"
Yes darling, I imagine the room would be clean seeing as how they have staff dedicated to making sure it is...

For some reason she wouldn't give me the room number and as such, wasted about an hour and a half of my time.
I can't tell you what she looked like or if her services were any good. All I can really say is that, in this instance at least, she's a time-waster.The silver lining - I will save £160+ and maybe go for someone like Chessie Kay (
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