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Yeboahsleftfoot

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Having discovered this lot in April and enquired on here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=92731.msg1128205#msg1128205 I saw and reviewed Jyoti & Eden on May 5th. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=95518.0 it was awesome, the review was well received and appears to have struck a chord with hardcore full service punters and massage aficionados @alessiobou visited and was equally impressed  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=96366.0 @stonebow1 is also a fan and the bugger beat me to seeing Uma yesterday https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=98766.0

The new recruit Uma’s arrival caused a ripple of excitement on the London boards and I felt it would be rude not to meet her for a replay of the one hour £150 4-handed Tantric special on her first day working with Jyoti http://www.tantricmassagelondon.com/masseuses

Comms were easy, I called Eva, the boss, a couple of days ago to make the booking, had a long chat, she told me they had seen an upsurge in business since the reviews. It was busy before but the reviews from fellow punters on an impartial forum had certainly made a positive difference. My enquiry as to commission percentage fell on deaf ears [I was kidding of course] but she is a nice lady and grateful so she tried hard to fit my appointment request into a packed diary.

We found a slot and I reckon I was the first to see the brand new Jyoti and Uma combo, purely for the sake of research you understand.

I seldom revisit an escort and this is a Tantric massage experience which although terrific first time round, carried risk of a letdown but Uma looks beautiful and Jyoti is gorgeous and it’s been a stressful couple of weeks with a few crappy punts.

My punting optimism bubble had taken more pricks than an Essex girl on a Magaluf weekender, this felt like a safe bet and I figured the opportunity to spend naked oiled up time with two girls as good looking as these was a chance not to be missed.

This visit was beyond awesome, better than the last which was unbelievably good because I knew where I was going and the set up, I was comfortable with Eva having spoken to her at length and most important of all I went in with a mindset that this is a Tantric massage with release, not an opportunity to get a dodgy rub and tug from a couple of oiled up birds.

I arrived at the venue, a large ground floor flat in a big house to be greeted by Jyoti who I’d seen before and Uma who can only be described as stunning, slim, early/mid twenties size 8 brunette, all natural, perky tits and arse, oh what an arse.

Eva was in the office so we had a chat while the girls prepared the room, she is the kind of lady who takes pride in the business and doesn’t suffer fools gladly, can be scary if approached in the wrong way and certainly abrupt on occasion.

I went through to the large treatment room, showered and lay on my front on the massage table and relaxed as the girls got naked and with a combination of hands, bodies, soft breathing and oil, alternated on each side of me, stroking, caressing and massaging from head to toe, teasing around my arse, balls and cock.

After a few minutes each then took turns at my head, guiding my hands to their bodies, allowing me to give my own version of massage including arses and tits which are allowed and encouraged whilst the other climbed on my back and delivered a deep and erotic body massage featuring regular reacharounds and reachunders.

I was squirming by this stage and my cock was understandably in a state of diamond cutter erection, Jyoti whispered time to turn over.

I lay on my back with my cock glistening and pointing at my chin, looking at the girls, naked and oiled, Jyoti’s magnificent large breasts and lightly tanned skin, Uma [photo below], paler, slimmer with perky tits and that arse, both seriously gorgeous, beautifully made up, hair piled high, smiling and talking softly.

Bearing in mind the first half was like a full body edging session and I now had full visual and manual access to these girls, one on either side of the treatment bed it’s a mystery how I didn’t spaff there and then.

Jyoti told me to breath deeply and relax, I did and what followed was twenty minutes of cock and body worship, loads of touching the girls, them turning as my hand caressed their bodies until I told them I’d reached the point of no return.

I ejaculated explosively, more than half a dozen strong spurts, feeling the release from head to toe and then I started shaking as the girls mopped up the jizz calmly and stroked my body. I shook from top to bottom for ten minutes as they gently massaged me to a standstill. I have never had such an intense full body orgasm, they explained it was the release of tension and happens when you give yourself up to the experience.

After I stopped shaking Jyoti gave me a foot massage while Uma worked my head, it was the calm after the storm.

Time was more than up so I showered, dressed, said tara to Eva and the girls let me out with a kiss on the cheeks.

Will I be back, absofuckinglutely, this is a whole different ballgame from shooting your muck over the faces of a couple of up for it Polish birds and miles away from pumping one out into a disinterested Romanian but when you want proper full body release it’s the only game in town.

If you decide to book chaps, go in and relax, the girls will take your body on a journey of absolute release, believe me, I’m a grizzled old punter and haven’t felt anything that strong that felt so good for a long time.




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« Last Edit: June 02, 2016, 03:50:12 pm by Yeboahsleftfoot »

Hahaha, great write up YLF! Glad to hear you enjoyed yourself just as much the second time around.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Hahaha, great write up YLF! Glad to hear you enjoyed yourself just as much the second time around.

This was better stonebow because they are both so good looking, when I turned over and saw them both smiling, naked and oiled up it was magnificent.

Offline Jim7519

This was better stonebow because they are both so good looking, when I turned over and saw them both smiling, naked and oiled up it was magnificent.

You are the best.!!! Such an epicurean ..i love it.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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You are the best.!!! Such an epicurean ..i love it.

Thanks Jim, Wikipedia's description "In modern popular usage, an epicurean is a connoisseur of the arts of life and the refinements of sensual pleasures; epicureanism implies a love or knowledgeable enjoyment especially of good food and drink"

Sensually they were sensational and sure as hell looked good enough to eat!

This may seem like a stupid question  :( , but with such a massage, is FK on offer at all/even as an added on extra with charges?

Cause the girls seem gorgeous+the experience seems fantastic too, FK would make it epic for me personally.  :drinks:

Yeboahsleftfoot

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This may seem like a stupid question  :( , but with such a massage, is FK on offer at all/even as an added on extra with charges?

Cause the girls seem gorgeous+the experience seems fantastic too, FK would make it epic for me personally.  :drinks:

No, it's a Tantric massage, believe me the connection you get with the girls if you give yourself up to them and the feelings they produce in you resulting in release will make you shake all over, literally. They enjoyed the session, either that or the Buddha is an Oscar for best female performance. It's 100% more satisfying than going through the motions with a disinterested hooker and as good as, albeit in a different way, a great full service session with a girl who is gorgeous and up for it.

Estoril

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Thanks sounds awesome.  Really thinking about seeing Jyoti.

Just wondering if you have experienced just a 2 hander here and how it compares?  Ive always preferred 2 handed massages

Offline Gluckman

Just got back from seeing them, omg I think I am in love with Uma, quite easily the most beautiful woman I have ever had the pleasure of groping!!

Review to follow.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Thanks sounds awesome.  Really thinking about seeing Jyoti.

Just wondering if you have experienced just a 2 hander here and how it compares?  Ive always preferred 2 handed massages

I am sure Jyoti's two hander will be awesome....

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Just got back from seeing them, omg I think I am in love with Uma, quite easily the most beautiful woman I have ever had the pleasure of groping!!

Review to follow.

Special, right?

Offline treetops

Sounds fantastic!

Just for the sake of clarity: Am I correct in understanding that one is allowed to touch, but not everywhere?

Offline StevenS

I saw joyti on her own for the bog standard £100 session. I say bog standard but it was incredible. So good I've been back 3 times.

If you persevere with the breathing techniques she can teach, the orgasm is unlike any other. For example usually I'm hyper sensitive as I cum and frankly an few strokes through the orgasm and I'm getting close to breaking. But with her technique and the breathing she can strike way way longer than I ever have experienced and as ylf says, you really can experience this mythical full body orgasm which is amazing.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Sounds fantastic!

Just for the sake of clarity: Am I correct in understanding that one is allowed to touch, but not everywhere?

Yes treetops, boobs & bums are on the menu, you just relax and give yourself up, they guide you, it's one of the most erotic and sensual experiences you will have, far removed from groping and poking....

Yeboahsleftfoot

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I saw joyti on her own for the bog standard £100 session. I say bog standard but it was incredible. So good I've been back 3 times.

If you persevere with the breathing techniques she can teach, the orgasm is unlike any other. For example usually I'm hyper sensitive as I cum and frankly an few strokes through the orgasm and I'm getting close to breaking. But with her technique and the breathing she can strike way way longer than I ever have experienced and as ylf says, you really can experience this mythical full body orgasm which is amazing.

Steven, you are spot on, I went in as a cynical old punter but after two visits and today's experience I will become a regular, it's very different to a punt but extremely fulfilling when you are in the mood.

Offline StevenS

I'm hooked. I will certainly try the 4 hand. With the 100 punt you still get to playing with tits and arse but no b2b.

If only they kissed........

Yeboahsleftfoot

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I'm hooked. I will certainly try the 4 hand. With the 100 punt you still get to playing with tits and arse but no b2b.

If only they kissed........

The B2B with one girl at your head and the other on your back is delicious, this from a fella whose favourite punting finish is a messy facial.

I'm booked in for next week, can't wait!!

Have to say, I found Eva to be helpful and polite, efficient maybe but certainly not the rude, snaggle toothed, judgmental harpy on the phone I'd imagined

Yeboahsleftfoot

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I'm booked in for next week, can't wait!!

Have to say, I found Eva to be helpful and polite, efficient maybe but certainly not the rude, snaggle toothed, judgmental harpy on the phone I'd imagined

I reckon that with Eva you get back what you give, if you are polite and respectful she will be charm personified, the hint of a time waster or undesirable she will take your head off. Hope you enjoy Bill, looking forward to the review.

Offline punther

Mate you could write for England

Another enjoyable read - Glad this one was a positive  :thumbsup:

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Mate you could write for England

Another enjoyable read - Glad this one was a positive  :thumbsup:

Thanks pal, been accused of being a fan boy for this place on another thread but it was fantastic both times and yesterday was sensational, hopefully people can see I write what I experience, good, bad or ugly.

This is hilarious - I was there yesterday as well and just logged in to write my own review - and find you've done it verbatim for me :lol:

Just to add - the orgasm was the most intense I've had here, Uma was literally one of the most gorgeous girls I have met in my life (and Jyoti super sexy as well) and this was beyond the usual high standards of this place. Won't be waiting as long until my next visit (had been a longish gap)

Thanks again for saving me the effort YLF:-)

Yeboahsleftfoot

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This is hilarious - I was there yesterday as well and just logged in to write my own review - and find you've done it verbatim for me :lol:

Just to add - the orgasm was the most intense I've had here, Uma was literally one of the most gorgeous girls I have met in my life (and Jyoti super sexy as well) and this was beyond the usual high standards of this place. Won't be waiting as long until my next visit (had been a longish gap)

Thanks again for saving me the effort YLF:-)

Get it written, there is at least one cunt on here who takes great pleasure in trying to tarnish the reputation of the place, we call it as we see it/feel it right - it's special.

Sounds more like a neutral to me, no sex, no kissing, just an over priced tug and fumble.  :thumbsdown:
 Only joking! Mind you, if OWO was on offer then that would be the icing on their face.  :)

I'm booked in for next week, can't wait!!

On the subject of bookings, anyone here who has booked with them, on the days the special of 2 of them for £150; how far ahead should you book, especially if there popular with the punters, and you want a booking at a reasonable time, like 2 pm
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Yeboahsleftfoot

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On the subject of bookings, anyone here who has booked with them, on the days the special of 2 of them for £150; how far ahead should you book, especially if there popular with the punters, and you want a booking at a reasonable time, like 2 pm

Book a couple of days in advance, should be fine.

Estoril

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I am sure Jyoti's two hander will be awesome....

Saw her on Friday - yes it was!

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Saw her on Friday - yes it was!

Where is the review Portu-geezer?

On the subject of bookings, anyone here who has booked with them, on the days the special of 2 of them for £150; how far ahead should you book, especially if there popular with the punters, and you want a booking at a reasonable time, like 2 pm

I booked about 5 days in advance and got the time I wanted

Yeboahsleftfoot

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I booked about 5 days in advance and got the time I wanted

We are still waiting on that review Billy boy!

Estoril

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We are still waiting on that review Billy boy!

Well, seeing as how I haven't been yet.....  :hi:

But don't worry, I'll post a review soon after

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Well, seeing as how I haven't been yet.....  :hi:

But don't worry, I'll post a review soon after

Ha, fair enough, hope you enjoy....


Yeboahsleftfoot

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Saw Jyoti and Uma again today, for the third time, delighted to say that standards have been maintained and knowing the location, Eva and the girls made the whole experience totally relaxed.

Not much to add to the review but after a deliciously long edging with me and the girls oiled up and glistening and them working little Yeboah with all four hands resulted in a money shot that arced up and hit me on the chin, the release was so intense I just watched it like in slow motion.

Seriously fellas, if you fancy something different, get down there, let yourself go and enjoy the girls as they work their magic.


Offline KentAde

Saw Jyoti and Uma again today, for the third time, delighted to say that standards have been maintained and knowing the location, Eva and the girls made the whole experience totally relaxed.

Not much to add to the review but after a deliciously long edging with me and the girls oiled up and glistening and them working little Yeboah with all four hands resulted in a money shot that arced up and hit me on the chin, the release was so intense I just watched it like in slow motion.

Seriously fellas, if you fancy something different, get down there, let yourself go and enjoy the girls as they work their magic.

You b@stard...I couldn't get a slot today!  :thumbsdown: :hi:

Yeboahsleftfoot

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You b@stard...I couldn't get a slot today!  :thumbsdown: :hi:

Book a week in advance, Uma is going home soon, you owe it to yourself.