Profile also says she's 208 years old 
That was actually my original reason for posting here for larks... but as I read, gob-smacked, by the rest of her crap, I guess it must've fallen by the wayside.
On the plus side, it's actually quite uncommon for a profile containing howlers like hers not to also proudly feature claims like
"I've got a First in English and I'm meticulous about the small details"