Here's my review of Tiffany at GFE Massage Sheffield.
This is how the worst punt I have ever had started...
I saw Tiffany on the website and instantly loved the pics (more on this later on), she seemed my type = big tits. So I called up GFE and spoke to the man behind reception (owner?), made a booking for 5:45pm.
So I got ready, shower etc and made my way to GFE, it was raining very heavily so as I parked up at 5:35, I thought I'd wait a min or two and see if the rain slowed down - it didn't so as the clock turned to 5:43 I made my way inside.
Once inside, it was quiet, no other punters around. I told the man behind reception that I'd booked over the phone and he gave Tiffany a shout "Tiffany your booking's here", he told me to take a seat, which I did.
A few minutes later and Tiffany showed up. I was disappointed as the photos are not accurate, they're either not of her or they were clearly taken several years ago - her stomach is not flat like the girl in the photos, it's either not her or she's gained a few pounds around that area and her tits are definitly not as firm as they look in the photos, she appeared a lot more "saggy" than the firm and fit type. Anyway, I always knew booking without seeing someone is risky but I was willing to take the risk as I was in the mood for action. Over the years though, I've learned that GFE are not the most accurate and love to exaggerate (photoshop) when it comes to showing a true representation of the girl in the photos.
Regardless of this, I did not worry too much and thought I'd make the most of it - afterall, during my punting life, I have had some amazing experiences with girls which I would not necessarily say are my type yet they've been amazing in the bedroom.
So back to the punt, I followed Tiffany upto the room as we got inside, she told me to make myself comfortable and that she'll be back, I said no problem and she left. Now I don't know about you guys but I love doing it to music, for some reason they had the radio set to some political discussion channel and that was the first thing I wanted to change but I didn't want to touch anything so I waited for Tiffany to return, which she did after about a minute, I asked her if she could change the station and she said she didn't know how to. She told me to try, which I did but the remote control seemed unresponsive, she then said it doesn't matter, you ignore the radio and listen to me (easier said than done I thought, especially when it's a political discussion - I am not into politics at all).
I asked her if she does OWO to which she replied yes, so I paid £65 for the "GFE", I then asked her if she also does CIM and/or facials and she said she does but it's £20 more so I said I'd leave that for next time then.
I now lay on the bed and she joined me to start off with OWO, straight away she said: "don't touch my hair!" - okay, I said as I lay there, hands by my side. The OWO was hardly oral at all, one or two licks, followed by shuffling back and forth on the bed over and over. Clearly she's not into her work or pleasing the customers.
I then said "shall we get a condom on?", without saying much, she got a condom out and put it on me. I asked if we can start off with missionary, she got into position and I got inside her. "Don't touch my leg!" she told me, at this point I looked at her like "what??". She said "I've injured my leg so don't touch it". I assumed this to be bullshit but I though I'd give her the benefit of the doubt incase she actually had injured it, so I said "okay, no problem". So I started to fuck her in missionary, after about 3 mins she says "hurry up, your time is almost up!". I looked at the clock, the time was 5:57, it had been 10 mins since we got into the room. I told her this and she said "no, we started at around 5:35", I replied and said, "no, my booking was at 5:45, I actually made a booking to see you". She was not listening to me and insisted that time was almost up. I had completely lost any desire to be with her at all and got dressed and went downstairs to see the man behind reception.
I told the man at the reception that she just told me upstairs in the room that my time is almost up. I pointed to the clock in reception exactly as I said that, the time on the clock was 5:59 PM. He replied and said "I logged her going upstairs with you at 5:47PM" to which I replied, "exactly, and you know that I booked at 5:45PM so how can my time almost be up before it's even 6PM?". He said he's sorry and he'll go have a word with her, he went to the back and then came back and said that he's sorry again and that he'll pay me the room fee (£20) back but is unable to pay back the money that she charges (£45). I told him that I've been here before and seen the other ladies, he said he knows and he's sorry. So I was basically charged £45 for 10 mins of "no hair touching", "no leg touching", "no kissing" service from Tiffany and I didn't finish. Complete rip off.
Think I'll be sticking to Sandy's Superstars for a while - I wish they would open a branch in Sheffield!