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Author Topic: lovelyleila - Leyton  (Read 4575 times)


2 review(s) for lovelyleila (2 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


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https://www.adultwork.com/2908226

Location: Large corner house with mulitple bedrooms (other prossies working there), very modern, not a dump at all.
2 mins walk from Leyton midland road overground.

Comms: With the girl, usual system.

Girl: attractive face, long curly blonde hair, size 16 to 18 but not fat its all firm curves I think she goes to the gym, Very wide womanly hips, heavy F cup tits which she enjoys having sucked, big ass and thighs....not quite bubble but still very enjoyable. Shaven pussy which is pretty tight even with lube applied.
Very friendly talkative personally and literally loads you up with "feel good" compliments so try not so get sucked in by all that smoke she'll be blowing up your ass  :rose: :wacko:

Services: DFK, OWO, Positions, RO (on offer but not taken).


It all started with a wet wipe of my foreskin, no pull back and no inspection +1.
She puts herself between your legs and goes to town, I'd rate her head 7/10 its wet and varied, loads of licking and kissing the shaft, no eye contact or ball attention.

I'm not much of a kisser but its something I can tell she likes todo as she initiated it always (by asking me for it or the old fashion way of diving in), she violated me a bit by sticking her tongue quite far into my mouth  :crazy: lol I'm sure other folks will love that.

She put 100% into the main event and broke out in a little sweat by the end of it all, but if she had made any more noise I'd of said she would of over done it.


Paid £50 for 30mins


Positives:
No clock watching, Seemed genuinely into the punt.

Negatives: None spring to mind.


Positive & Negative depending on how you look at it: Throughout she was dishing out compliments and telling me how good I am, firm I feel blah blah etc etc and it sounds extremely genuine, so try not to get sucked in by it, that's how these prossies get expensive gifts, holidays and nice jewellery.  :sarcastic:








2 review(s) found for lovelyleila linked to in above post (2 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

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Finally a TOFTT on this girl  :thumbsup:

1. How would you rate her on the PAWG spectrum in comparisson to chloe k and angela

2. Would you say she is a must see for an ass man(Stratford is a bit of a trek  :D )

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Finally a TOFTT on this girl  :thumbsup:

1. How would you rate her on the PAWG spectrum in comparisson to chloe k and angela

2. Would you say she is a must see for an ass man(Stratford is a bit of a trek  :D )

1. She's not in the same league as those girls, Her ass is very phat but when you look at her from the profile angle is not a big outward curving bubble butt, the photo of it in the dress sums it up well imo.

2. She is not a must see for an ass man!

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I wont return unless she comes south of the thames!

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1. She's not in the same league as those girls, Her ass is very phat but when you look at her from the profile angle is not a big outward curving bubble butt, the photo of it in the dress sums it up well imo.

2. She is not a must see for an ass man!

Cheers would have made the trip otherwise

She does sound like a good punt at a decent price will see her if ever in the area or she comes south

how  tall is she?

cheers in advance  :thumbsup:

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Cheers would have made the trip otherwise

She does sound like a good punt at a decent price will see her if ever in the area or she comes south

Deffo a very good punt!


Cheers for review, pumps. Awkward location for moi, but I'd still love to take a chunk out of that ass.  :drinks:




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Cheers for review, pumps. Awkward location for moi, but I'd still love to take a chunk out of that ass.  :drinks:

Its a good solid service, It would be hard to go wrong with her from what I've experienced

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Used to go by the name Sonia,worked out of a knocking shop on Green Lanes Leyton,last place was Near UEL in Stratford.

Valvet Tongue,likes to chat and chat if you let her and will try to get some thing of a monetary  value out of you if she can.

Service is good,but there is some thing about her that put me on my guard years ago and i moved on.

Will do a facial on the lower part of her face no problem.

Was originally dark haired and slimmer.Guess too many fry ups.

« Last Edit: June 01, 2016, 10:32:23 PM by punk »

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Used to go by the name Sonia,worked out of a knocking shop on Green Lanes Leyton,last place was Near UEL in Stratford.

Valvet Tongue,likes to chat and chat if you let her and will try to get some thing of a monetary  value out of you if she can.

Service is good,but there is some thing about her that put me on my guard years ago and i moved on.

Will do a facial on the lower part of her face no problem.

Was originally dark haired and slimmer.Guess too many fry ups.


HAHAHA  - with re. to her attempting to shake you down with her velvet tongue.....Did she attempt something on you? what put you off gaurd.
That's where it felt like things were going to me, the way she ran her mouth with all those positive compliments, I do Feel sorry for those "old fools" that cant see past her JaZZ talk.... I can see them handing over many monies to her....

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HAHAHA  - with re. to her attempting to shake you down with her velvet tongue.....Did she attempt something on you? what put you off gaurd.
That's where it felt like things were going to me, the way she ran her mouth with all those positive compliments, I do Feel sorry for those "old fools" that cant see past her JaZZ talk.... I can see them handing over many monies to her....

Didn't fall for it,but felt i was being sized up.You know talking about gifts, you buy me some thing,i get you some thing etc,but only if you get me some thing.

That kind of shit.

1. She's not in the same league as those girls, Her ass is very phat but when you look at her from the profile angle is not a big outward curving bubble butt, the photo of it in the dress sums it up well imo.

2. She is not a must see for an ass man!

Hmmm!! I think I am going to have to put side another perspective.

More often than not a bubble butt is predicated upon the curvature off the spine. Even most bubble-butt women would appear 'flat' without this curvature.
This also explains why some ladies even with very little fat on the rear can appear to have a bubble butt.

Very few women have that curvature and this also helps to explain why there is so few bubble butts around.

Personally I think she fits easily into the category of the thread Bubble Butt, Phat Ass etc thread and so I would politely disagree with much of the points in 1 and 2.

Just my take


« Last Edit: June 01, 2016, 11:03:16 PM by peter purves »

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All I aim to deal with in this game are bubble butts, she's not got a refined impressive big round shaped arse.... therefore she can't be put on the "must see" list. (when comparing her to the likes of Angela and/or juicy chole kay.)

Of course I'm sure punther(and all others) will still put her on the "big ass" list and get around to her when he can without going out of his way.


Your spine curvature theory isn't really here or there (but yes its mostly noticeable on really petite girls), the womans either got the perfect combined package or she hasn't, sadly Leila hasn't. 


Offline Riprock

Finally a TOFTT on this girl  :thumbsup:

1. How would you rate her on the PAWG spectrum in comparisson to chloe k and angela

I'm a PAWG aficionado too.  Do you have links for these other girls?

All I aim to deal with in this game are bubble butts, she's not got a refined impressive big round shaped arse.... therefore she can't be put on the "must see" list. (when comparing her to the likes of Angela and/or juicy chole kay.)

Of course I'm sure punther(and all others) will still put her on the "big ass" list and get around to her when he can without going out of his way.


Your spine curvature theory isn't really here or there (but yes its mostly noticeable on really petite girls), the womans either got the perfect combined package or she hasn't, sadly Leila hasn't.

I was not challenging or undermining what you say. All what you have said in your report I have already detailed elsewhere. So we share a commonality.

We all have different taste and definitions. You stated yours, I stated mine and someone else will have and state a different perspective.
« Last Edit: June 01, 2016, 11:50:57 PM by peter purves »

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I was not challenging or undermining what you say. All what you have said in your report I have already detailed elsewhere. So we share a commonality.

We all have different taste and definitions. You stated yours, I stated mine and someone else will have and state a different perspective.

At the end of the day ass is ass and its what brings us all together lool  :drinks:

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« Last Edit: June 02, 2016, 12:17:23 AM by punther »


6 review(s) found for curvy chloe k linked to in above post (4 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative)
7 review(s) found for Angela big ass  linked to in above post (3 positive, 1 neutral, 3 negative)

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At the end of the day ass is ass and its what brings us all together lool  :drinks:


Say's the guy who banned bbw ass from his bubble butt thread  :sarcastic:


Agree with your sentiment though  :thumbsup:

At the end of the day ass is ass and its what brings us all together lool  :drinks:

Very ass-tute of you Punther!
« Last Edit: June 02, 2016, 12:38:26 AM by peter purves »

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Of course I'm sure punther(and all others) will still put her on the "big ass" list and get around to her when he can without going out of his way.



Think what pumps says here is right

There are different classes of ass(namely Bubble Butt and Big Ass) and in each class there are different grades depending on the quality of the girl(Grade A, B, C)
Grade A bubble butts are those that belong to Angela, Chloe, Nathalia Mattos and Smiley Miley (The are must see girls for any ass man imo)

Now Leila does have what some would consider a bubble butt but I would say based on the pics and feedback from those that have punted her she is a grade C bubble butt and as she has size to it in essence slips into the generic 'Big Ass' category hence why she is not a must see


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Say's the guy who banned bbw ass from his bubble butt thread  :sarcastic:


 hahaha  :lol: I can see the irony there  :D


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Think what pumps says here is right

There are different classes of ass(namely Bubble Butt and Big Ass) and in each class there are different grades depending on the quality of the girl(Grade A, B, C)
Grade A bubble butts are those that belong to Angela, Chloe, Nathalia Mattos and Smiley Miley (The are must see girls for any ass man imo)

Now Leila does have what some would consider a bubble butt but I would say based on the pics and feedback from those that have punted her she is a grade C bubble butt and as she has size to it in essence slips into the generic 'Big Ass' category hence why she is not a must see




They are the benchmark women! everything must be compared to those, stops too many variations of perspectives.... On a side note I really need to see Smiley Miley again is she still knocking about?

Is Nathalia Matto back side real? Maybe we also need to set a benchmark list of women with fake bums too. lol

Think what pumps says here is right

There are different classes of ass(namely Bubble Butt and Big Ass) and in each class there are different grades depending on the quality of the girl(Grade A, B, C)
Grade A bubble butts are those that belong to Angela, Chloe, Nathalia Mattos and Smiley Miley (The are must see girls for any ass man imo)

Now Leila does have what some would consider a bubble butt but I would say based on the pics and feedback from those that have punted her she is a grade C bubble butt and as she has size to it in essence slips into the generic 'Big Ass' category hence why she is not a must see



The problem with this analysis is that it is all 'subjective' dependent on the criteria or definition used. So it is a circular line of reasoning

For instance many of the ladies which have been assigned 'bubble butt' do not have big and/or round bottoms like a bubble (using the term to form an understanding and a reality)

One of the problems with this thread we are talking about a subject but we have not defined the terms, the factors that affect it etc? Even though this is a subjective matter, in my conversation I have tried to make it 'objective' by introducing terms like steatopygous, curvature of spine etc as a way of seeking clarity.

I think British Jaydah comes closest to the definition of the term and her height also accentuates her form more than what it is. Thus if she was 5ft 10 with the same figure she would not look as awesome IMHO

« Last Edit: June 02, 2016, 12:58:33 AM by peter purves »




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