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External Link/Members OnlyPrevious feedbackUK Punting reviews External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyIntroductionThe profiles above all belong to the same Romanian girl. All profiles promise the world, but the reality is dull and gloomy.
Location ---
7.5/10 + Nice serviced apartment in Central Cambridge, CB1 .
+ Spacious enough bedroom with nice bed.
+ Room was fairly clean.
≡ It could be more tidy though it was tidy enough.
x Shared flat (with Lorena Hot Adultwork #2969127).
Side note --- I saw Lorena in person. I can confirm that the profile pictures indeed belong to her. However, unlike Rebecca's pics which are accurate, Lorena's are way too flattering and she is hardly recognisable from them. She also changed her hair colour to platinum blonde.
Comms ---
3.5/10 ≡ Booking started with 5 minutes delay. On the plus side the booking was arranged with just 20 minutes notice.
x Text communication is shit. You ask for confirmation of particular services and you are texted back 'normal servis'.
x Pretty sure phone calls are answered by a receptionist.
Physical ---
Looks: 8.5/10, Body: 8.5/10 + Youthful appearance. She advertises as 21 years old on one profile, 23 on two profiles and 24 on the other. She can certainly pass for 24 and had she not told me that her real age is 28-29 I wouldn't have guessed it myself.
+ Pictures on the profiles are hers. In some she wears hair extensions, in the other she doesn't. In person she did not.
+ Pretty face 8-8.5/10 (closer to 8.5). She looks like in this photo
External Link/Members Only+ Shapely and slim figure. The profile pictures of her body are accurate. Her body is size 8, well proportioned with small waist and larger hips. It would be the hourglass if she had larger boobs. Not that her boobs are small. They are cup C. So probably I can say 'almost hourglass'. She is around 5 feet 7 inches tall I believe.
+ Nice enough boobs. 34C I reckon. I believe before breastfeeding her breast used to be both bigger and perfectly shaped. Now it is not perfect, it is a bit saggy instead, but it is still quite nice and firm nonetheless. By the way she says she has a 6 year old kid.
+ No tattoos.
+ Smooth skin.
Experience ---
4/10+ Decent enough OW and handjob.
+ Clean and her pussy tasted nice.
+ From the moment I stepped into the flat until the moment I stepped out 31 minutes were elapsed.
+ She was relatively polite. Especially before getting the cash. A charade obviously.
+ She didn't keep checking her phone or having other distractions.
+ OK enough English. Conversational.
≡ Blowjob was a bit toothy.
≡ No fingering
x Hardened, abrupt and cynical attitude. A jaded prostitute who clearly does this job only for the money and makes no attempt to hide it.
x After a few mins she rushes you to cum. She clearly wants to get it over as soon as possible. Add to this her reactions as well as her bullshit supposed dirty talk line 'give me your milk, I want your milk now' constantly repeated and you get the picture.
x From the paid 30 minutes only about 18 minutes involved sexual action. She did waste some time at the start and also she rushed me to cum only to offer a shit massage afterwards and chat the remaining time away.
x Sex was perfunctory and mechanical. Very little participation/enthusiasm and that pretentious. Sex was almost entirely in missionary. She refused pretty much all of the other positions.
x Lazy and half-arsed. She even refused to lift her legs in missionary.
x No doggy position. She is clearly lazy to get on her knees or put some effort. She even refused to turn around. She instead proposed something akin to spoons.
x No cowgirl position.
x No FK. Not even light pecks on the lips.
x No OWO, as opposed to what her several profiles say.
x No COB.
x Her enjoys list is a total lie.
Final wordsA perfunctory punt with a jaded, lazy and cynical prostitute who dislikes her job and offers the most basic of services (missionary, covered blowjob and reverse oral) in a half-arsed way. I was attracted by the looks and ignored the warning signs, saying I will go through it regardless for a £60 pump and dumb. But she was not good even for pump-and-dumb. That was £60 down the drain. Well, probably £40 as you get something to be fair. Still 2/3 waste though.
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