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Insist on phone calls only/no texts.

Is there ANY logic at all behind this ridiculous rule?

Offline oring123

have a think
if some one sounds 12yrs old . if someone sounds drunk . if some sounds like they are on drugs
if some one you banned got a new sim card
Would you see them 
Banning reason: Previously banned (306)

Offline PLeisure

From what I read on UKE, it's to limit the amount of timewasters they have to field.
Many of them feel they can get a sense of how genuine the punter is during a brief convo


What does UKE mean? UKE is short for www.UKEscorting.com

Insist on phone calls only/no texts.

Is there ANY logic at all behind this ridiculous rule?

I like to speak to a wg on the phone so I can assess her attitude and friendliness. My guess is that wgs do the same, plus if a punter is too nervous to speak on the phone, it probably increases the chance that he will bottle out of the punt too.

Offline oring123

If you speak to wg yourself it takes sergi out of the deal .
Banning reason: Previously banned (306)

I prefer calls to but if it makes my life easier will switch to text or aw.

Saves playing ping pong every thing sorted in one go !

Also for short notice if no answer just move on to next rather than waiting for texts or messages back.

Offline Hairybum

I can understand why they insist on a call... but I'd rather texts.

Also, a bit of double standards when they don't answer and then text you back to ask when you want to book.


I can understand why they insist on a call... but I'd rather texts.

Also, a bit of double standards when they don't answer and then text you back to ask when you want to book.

Life is full of double standards, if you pander to the ones that piss you off you will change nothing !

I can understand why they insist on a call... but I'd rather texts.

Also, a bit of double standards when they don't answer and then text you back to ask when you want to book.

The real double standards occur if they are not busy. Sometimes calling is not an option if I am tied to the office, so I have texted a number of wgs whose profiles state 'texts will be ignored', and have received replies if they are available.

Offline two20

I can understand why but I'd much rather make initial contact by text or email, I just don't like ringing straight off.

Offline OakTree

Texting or ringing? Can't say that pisses me off.

Sitting in my car having spent 45 minutes in traffic with that sinking feeling, this girl isn't going to answer, that pisses me off.

Maids trying to guide me into a flat on the phone. Despite me being a repeat customer.

Asking questions and making me feel uncomfortable. In my last punt the prossie (who I have seen 4 times) started asking me personal questions, disecting my life it seemed, all because she thought I wasn't smiling enough! FFS. She knew she had ballsed up at the end of the punt, not sure if she was trying to help me or make me feel bad. Very annoying.


When they tell you you've got a massive cock. We both know that's not true so why the fuck do they say it!

Offline Ben4454

Not a fan of the prossie who creates a major wall of text in her profile with hidden hoops lodged inside. Do not text me before 5pm. Message me with a introduction message stating who you are, information about yourself and what you propose our meeting will consist of. These types will never get my business. A overly pedantic attitude is not one which will secure a large amount of regulars. If punters wanted the princess type whos shit doesn't stink then punters would go pick up spoilt cunts on Plenty of Fish.

I think the last one is prossies who state on their profile not to time waste them and how they hate punters who are late but make you wait 15-20 minutes AFTER your original booking time has begun. After 20 minutes I will state I can no longer make the booking and leave out of principle. I am happy to go home without a punt and bide my time to let a more professional girl part me with my money and jizz.

That being said there are some decent girls on AW you just need to find them.
« Last Edit: May 29, 2016, 09:15:02 PM by Ben4454 »
Banning reason: Ignored admin warning after temporary banning and signed up to malicious troll anti-UKP site

On AW have likes with "at discretion" and fail to elaborate on these "likes" on their profile  :rolleyes:

Asking questions and making me feel uncomfortable.

I recently remember being questioned on many women I've shagged. Can you imagine what you'd get if a punter asked that.

Offline Ben4454

I recently remember being questioned on many women I've shagged. Can you imagine what you'd get if a punter asked that.

I usually tell them that they're my 10th today if they ask that.
Banning reason: Ignored admin warning after temporary banning and signed up to malicious troll anti-UKP site

Offline Andyply

Being given the sssshhh finger on lips gesture when I (quietly mouselike) enter the joint.  A) I'm polite, well-mannered, quiet and discrete. B) I'm hardly likely to be shouting or singing about what I'm doing. C) I can get that at home.

Offline Andyply

Flattering AW profile photos from +10 yrs ago - I'll start bringing Monopoly money too if that's ok?

I recently remember being questioned on many women I've shagged. Can you imagine what you'd get if a punter asked that.

Yes, get some funny looks when i give them an honest answer !   :D

I'm the opposite - hate when a prossie says to text her after not answering a call

Although that usually means they've got a bloke/Sergei texting for them

Offline Arley Hall

Displaying really poor photographs on their AW profiles - dark, out of focus, sideways, not showing their body clearly, etc etc.

British girls are often the worst offenders here - a lot of them need to raise their game if they want to compete with the foreign girls. I'm not talking about photoshopping - I hate that - but just posing somewhere where the light is good (near a window, outdoors maybe - though not in strong sunlight). The annoying thing is that with modern digital cameras anybody can take good photographs. All they need to do is shoot a couple of hundred and choose the best dozen. It doesn't have to be an SLR - a compact camera would be fine or even a phone would be OK at a pinch. Given that it's so crucial to their business and so easy to do I can't understand why more of them don't get it right.
Banning reason: Multiple accounts (Arley Hall, Gwylan)

I hate when a WG, who has CIM on her profile of likes and even has 'no extras' in the text, waits until your cock is purple, swollen and fit to burst at the end of a BJ to say 'You wanna come in my mouth baby, ees extra, OK?'  SERIOUSLY?!?  😡😡😡


Offline Rod trotter

Cim.....stated

Then they close their mouth at the point of splash down.

Cunts
Banning reason: Pathetic little shit threatening Admin that he would get himself banned unless his account is deleted


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