Easily one of my worst punts.
Communications by phone were fine, I had to prompt her via txt to give me her address. Made it into Leeds city centre and on to the street near the Adelphi pub on time and get a phone call from Eve telling me to wait for 10mins because she's popped out to the shops to get some water. Alarm bells started went off in my head that this was going to be a mess around but I really wanted to dump a load into a nice woman today so my feelings got the better of me.
15 mins later she sends me a txt to tell me she's in the appartment. Up to the room and she opens the door hiding behind it, I greet her and she blankly stares at me without a smile. First impressions are she's ok looking but her profile pics have been photoshopped to high heaven. Judging by the pictures she's very glam but in real life she's very girl next door (with red spot on her chin), I don't think i'd turn my head if I saw her outside or in a bar.
In to the room and we get the paperwork out of the way, she briefly leaves and comes back and takes off her clothes and we both lie on the bed to start kissing. No tounges not even french kissing, she's literally pecking me like a 5 year old would close kiss her grandad. I try to get my arm around her back and she refuses, I ask why and she says she's fat and doesn't feel like it. Confusing. I move on to her back and kiss down it towards the arse, I'm assessing whether I should go down on her but notice a faint whiff of fish so decide against it.
I nibble on her tits and ask her to wank my dick, she does this with such a lack of enthusiasm I start thinking what's the point? I tell her to do it a little faster, she then mumbles something disparaging in Polish. On to the blowjob and this is decent, not the best I've ever had but it feels good.
I ask her to move from the front of me to the side where can get a feel of her arse and again she refuses and mumbles something disparaging in Polish. It's really killing the mood.
On with the condom and she gets on top I bang away and pop in less than a minute. I could of held out for longer but didn't want to be there any longer.
On with my clothes and we exchange small talk about where she's been and how long she's in Leeds, I'm seen out with a peck on each kiss.
As stated this was one of the worst punts I've ever had, the absolute lack of enthusiasm was unbelievable.
When I read negative reports like this I often wonder was the punter himself smelly and disgusting and is that why he didn't get the service he expected? Well I can guarantee that I'm neither and I'm still baffled at what the other reports have said about her compared to my dismal experience.
Anyway I'll count myself lucky that she only got £60 of my money and nothing more, she said that she'll be leaving Leeds by the end of the week - good riddance.