Hope the link works through iPhone.
Anyway, took a chance about 4 weeks ago as Aberdeen in it's usual dire state and needed something short notice. Attracted by the unique selling point of anal and "all inclusive, no extras"
Fell for it big time!
Comms were good. I always clarify services over text beforehand, and good job I did on this occasion. Arrived, flat just off Union street. Hard to say if girl in pictures, I'd say they were airbrushed or done on a very good day! But she was as I expected to be honest. Not bad but not great. Paid up and took quick shower.
Got undressed and lay on bed. Went to kiss her and she turned away, tried again, same result. She then goes to try and put a condom on me. Told her that her profile states French kissing. Suddenly she doesn't understand me but tells me it's extra. Had to get up and get my phone and show her 'our' text exchange. She looks pissed off so I tell her to get my money and I'll go. She relents and says its ok. It gets weird because she then gets really good, passionate kissing and makes a lot of effort.
After a while she asks if I want to fuck her. I tell her anal as agreed. Suddenly she doesn't understand me again and off I go to get my phone again. Showed her and she looks pissed off again. She then shows me her phone, of a conversation in what I assume is Romanian, and shows me the time on the phone and says time is up. It's now apparent I hadn't been talking to her via text. I then proceed to point out I still have ten minutes left. She looks pissed off but relents. By now, I'm barely hard and had to redo the shitty job of putting on the Jonny.
Me now being extremely pissed off and barely hard, I go into her arse dry, having to thumb my softie in. Pound away for a couple of minutes just about getting hard. Shoot my load. On with the clothes and out the door.
After dodging Romanians for so long, this experience made me realise why! Absolute joke, but no one to blame but myself. Anyway, avoid at all costs, profile full of crap and laughable!