Girl: Chinese from Hong-Kong, mid-40s, average looking, bad English, very talkative.
Service received: "body-to-body tantric", which in practice meant a poor mechanical massage followed by 2 mins of rubbing her breasts against me, then HR
Flat: near Britannia hotel; smelly with dirty carpet, but otherwise OK; no massage table; towels on bed were not fresh when I arrived and re-used for the next client
Price paid: £90 for 1 hour
Bad massage by a girl who clearly doesn't know what she's doing and doesn't seem to care; she spent most of the session complaining about her boss or offering extras (+£60 for full service), which I declined. A shower was offered at the beginning but not at the end as the next client had arrived early.
My excellent regular had to cancel our session so this was a last-minute plan B. I should have saved £90 and go to the gym instead.
Will not return, even with a 50% discount.