This is the third in the “you get what you pay for” series and follows a crap cheap punt and a bang average expensive one.
Like an addict desperate for another fix despite knowing how it’ll feel afterwards I searched for a new duo and found sisters advertised here https://www.adultwork.com/3530684
the photo looks pretty good, even if the hidden faces are a bit dodgy the bodies are impressive, subscribed to the private gallery and they don’t look too bad, right and they advertise as young, 18, 32EE and 20 30D, real sisters, Polish, big tits, size 8, good list of services including all the stuff I like and tantric massage, ex strippers, flexible, even provide fresh bedshits no less, what can possibly go wrong?
Comms: I communicate effectively with who I guess is Pavel [presumably Polish Sergei] via AW email, agree: shower together, OWO, DFK, double blowjob, cim/facial at £20 extra each = Earls Court base price £180 + £40 extras = £220 for an hour.
I asked if anyone knew them in the London forum, received a direct message from an experienced, well respected member advising caution, at that point checked my records top see that I’d been to the place before to see two girls in the group before, one of whom, Cleo was horrific and the punt was lackluster at best, shite at worst.
What’s a fella to do? I remember the bedroom was good with a mirrored headboard, good en-suite bathroom, big shower. Thoughts of me and two Polish sisters soaping each other up followed by the mirror reflecting a no holds barred fuckfest featuring messy facials made me book the punt online as requested and vow to walk if they looked horrendous or I detected a hint of bad attitude upon arrival, sorted.
First thing this morning I checked my enquiry thread about the girls here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=97351.0
and started to think, don’t be daft, cancel and just then they sent me a text to confirm the meeting, I texted back to confirm services and they confirmed shower together, French kissing, owo, protected sex, cim/facial and multi-cum, I look at the photos of Eve’s body and not for the first time cock rules head and I confirm.
I text from outside, am ushered in to the bedroom at the back of the basement brothel, it contains a poor quality double bed, mirrored wall tiles and an en-suite shower room.
I met Eve aka Teen Barbie Doll https://www.adultwork.com/2393451
who met me with the demeanor of a stroppy teenager interrupted from playing whatever the latest game is, in a cheap cotton dress. She looks ordinary, to be kind, in a girl next door way, if the girl next door happens to be a Polish hooker with dodgy teeth but huge puppies. The tits are not as massive or firm as the photos, the chassis is not as slim. I’m thinking walk, the little fella is besotted with her tits.
She asks what I want, I repeat the list agreed in advance, she says prior communication is with the receptionist, I sigh inwardly as she agrees to my list and asks if I would like a shower, I go to freshen up.
The air conditioning temperature gauge reads 27:5 and I’m thinking that’s the IQ level I used to make me stay.
I return, ten minutes into my allowed time to meet Abi “18”, the “sister”. Well, she’s Hungarian for starters so the dad must’ve been a travelling salesman to have kids in different countries and she’s a redhead, maybe this one Red Hair Little Doll https://www.adultwork.com/3521843
now I checked the photo again, it's definitely not the other girl in the profile, so a bait and switch on top of everything else.
She has got red hair, badly dyed red hair, she ain’t 18, more like early/mid thirties, she ain’t that little and she certainly is not a doll.
Abi has an athlete’s body, not in a good way, she has a huge arse, thick thighs and short legs, like an old fashioned EE shotputter, a face like a slapped arse but the most magnificent fake bolt ons, beautifully crafted and shaped and a huge wings tattoo on her back.
I stripped them, they removed my towel and sanitized my cock, the atmosphere was as dry as a nun’s cunt in a sandstorm. I tried to lighten the mood with a little banter, I failed.
I got them to perform their famous advertised double blowjob positioned in front of the mirror, they went about their business perfunctorily, one sucking head and the first inch or so while the other ran a lazy tongue over a bollock.
Eve has a strange blowjob technique which involves shaking her head like she’s in strong disagreement about something while using her hand to brush your bellend over her lips. It’s about as sexy as her version of French kissing. This is a brand new closed mouth version with a look of revulsion, like your partner has overloaded on garlic and onions.
Despite occasional lapses into smiles, giggles and at one point laughter, Eve gives a great impression of desperately wanting to be somewhere else. She is a size 8 but her tits are pendulous and her body is unremarkable.
Abi is more “in the room” but ugly enough to make you wish she wasn’t, a good size 10 but not fat, just big boned.
I managed an impressive cim/facial on Eve, well, more of a cum on her lips and face while she closed her eyes praying for the spurting to stop, I’d been saving up.
We clean up and Abi offers an oily tit wank so we get the oil involved, I position them so I can see Eve sucking me again which Abi licks the other bollock with the enthusiasm of a kid eating his greens.
I get hard, thanks to the mirror reflecting the action, it looked so much better than the reality and suggest sex, Eve rubbers me up in an industrial strength blue Durex which is tight as fuck and with the aid of a bit of lube, mounts me in cowgirl, we fuck, we change to missionary then doggy, I’m feeling nowt and she looks like she’s thinking about dinner tonight as I pound away.
We clean up and change condoms to Abi’s preference, a German make, bizarrely called London and I fuck her in doggy, then missionary, as a big “athletic” girl she is now sweating like Louis Van Gaal when he saw Ed Woodward at his office door yesterday and the place is starting to smell a bit rancid, not from me, from lady sweat, pussy, a hint of arse and fag breath.
I dismount, remove the condom, it's a relief and their is a mark round the base of my knob from the tight jonny and despite positioning myself perfectly by the mirror with two naked girls with big tits on their knees sucking and licking, can’t even stroke one out. I give up and head for the shower.
As I emerged from the shower Eve was dressed, putting a fresh towel on top of the bedshits.
I left, ten minutes early, believe me it was enough and my choice, they each kissed me on the cheek and I took the walk of shame up to the street to the car where I sat as the air conditioning kicked in, sobbing inwardly for a while before driving off and vowing not to make the same mistake again.