Hopped off for my first HOD experience today based n "notpastit's" review https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=93790.msg1133590#msg1133590
If Jael / Sasha of Maxes review I did last week was negative then this surely has to be a double negative.
Called in the morning decided a Hungry girl from Hungary needed to feast on my steak. Elise was the chosen one. http://www.houseofdivine.com/miltonkeynesescortandlondonescort.php?girlid=2960
She looks nothing like these pictures. As a matter of fact I can't imagine she was ever pretty - the ship this job does to these girl! Lord have mercy! There was nothing hot about her.
Comms with maid was good very straight forward. Reminds me of the old school knock houses. I initially book 30mins then called back to change it to 45mins which I did regret.
I haven't been to one of these places in 10 years as I would like to say I pick my birds from the top shelf most of the time. Just need a higher shelf every now and then. This shelf was on the floor.
From all the reviews I have read her I really thought this place had better goods. I'm sure they may have just Elise is not one of them. She most be in mid of late 30's and 5'7 or so tall.
I arrived on time, Elise entered the room about 5 mins later. On first sight not pretty. I might as well be on the kerb at Kings cross. Lingerie surely primary. I should have walked but she was welcoming with a smile. I could tell she had gone past her sell by date.
She started with a DFK but not a good one either. I really hate it when girls start off with hmmm haaaa baby etc. Tells you it's all fake right away. Anyway she takes off her knickers immediately another bad sign. She a BJ like she wanted to yank it off my body, a bit too sloppy with spit.
Inspected her pussy, looked like it needed ironing, hence rejected it. Moved up to her tits, ok looking nipples but nothing to write home about. Standard stuff, 36 D maybe but won't stay up.
Fucked her in mosh for a few minutes but her face and tummy was a turn off. Quickly turned her over looked the clock I had 30 mins to go. Damn, I could stay here that long. It's not even fun. So banged her in doggy for about another 10mins. Lots of fingers in the ass. She told me I have to pay for it if I wanted to fuck it - I simply ignored her then give her a good jackhammer thrust - though she had the guts to be saying all that whilst being fucked? She surely felt it and yelled. Good job done. I pulled both her arms to her back stretching the tits sideways so she was kneeling with her neck up. Fucked her hard... Popped, she shiver and said thank god that's over. I cleaned used the shower - came back look at the clock I had been the for exactly 30 mins.
The only positive thing about this punt is that she offered to give me money back cos I didn't spent all my time. Respect for that. She said most girls were busy and she is not one of the busiest. if only WG's realise one day they will pass it - looking at older reviews now seems She has been around for a while. (I should have taken hint from "notpastis's profile name)
Will I recommend no. But if you like middle aged looking rough good for you.
Venue not so bad.
Polite girl, knows she not a popular
Hard mild damp body smell, not a pretty face, body needs the gym.
Will I return? not to the girl and probably not to the place in a long time anyway.
VFM? Maybe but I would have rather but my money on the horses at bookies down the road.
For not I am going to continue investing my time and money elsewhere I know my horse will also ride me home to win!