Just watched some midget porn... Any escorts about?

[BigShyBloke]

Just curious... lol

[foreverhung]

I had this lovely WG a few years back called 'Hi Hoe' - I was fucking nuts over her

[Cymro72]

It wouldn't work for me, I could never stoop so low.  There is a girl on AW in London called Anni Doll who claims to be the shortest on that site. She is also reviewed on here. I have never seen her though.

[np500]

Yes, I spoke to her when working in London, but other things got in the way, did't know London to go driving around after dark , and did't like the sound of the area and have you ever tried parking in London when you don't know the area at all .

[pork sword]

I'm always worried they would 'come up short'   

[Cymro72]

I once heard a story of a guy only handing over half the money as he reckoned he had only had half a hooker. She said "I'm not happy", he still didn't hand over the cash so I guess that meant she was grumpy.

[HughJardon]

My ex-girlfriend tried to make me jealous by sucking off a midget.To be honest, I thought it was a bit of a low blow.

 

[Mil 34]

Those crazy murdering bastards Fred and rose west killed a midget hooker at Cromwell street.
The police found her buried in the hanging basket.
I'll get my coat 

[bastogne]

Back to topic , think I found just the girl

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She is 4ft 8in and very cute, I have just left her now
Really nice girl

[foreverhung]

Back to topic , think I found just the girl

 External Link/Members Only

She is 4ft 8in and very cute, I have just left her now
Really nice girl

I would SLAAAAAAAAAAAM!! the living fuck out of her - and SOME!!!   you lucky....... she looks tight and wet!!!!!!