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Author Topic: Just watched some midget porn... Any escorts about?  (Read 3432 times)


I had this lovely WG a few years back called 'Hi Hoe' - I was fucking nuts over her

Online Swansea1

It wouldn't work for me, I could never stoop so low.  :) There is a girl on AW in London called Anni Doll who claims to be the shortest on that site. She is also reviewed on here. I have never seen her though.

Offline Redevil86

Yes, I spoke to her when working in London, but other things got in the way, did't know London to go driving around after dark , and did't like the sound of the area and have you ever tried parking in London when you don't know the area at all .

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I'm always worried they would 'come up short'   :unknown:

Online Swansea1

I once heard a story of a guy only handing over half the money as he reckoned he had only had half a hooker. She said "I'm not happy", he still didn't hand over the cash so I guess that meant she was grumpy.

Offline HughJardon

My ex-girlfriend tried to make me jealous by sucking off a midget.To be honest, I thought it was a bit of a low blow.

 :thumbsup:

Offline Mil 34

Those crazy murdering bastards Fred and rose west killed a midget hooker at Cromwell street.
The police found her buried in the hanging basket.
I'll get my coat  :dance:

Offline bastogne

Back to topic , think I found just the girl :)

 https://www.adultwork.com/1472199

She is 4ft 8in and very cute, I have just left her now
Really nice girl


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Back to topic , think I found just the girl :)

 https://www.adultwork.com/1472199

She is 4ft 8in and very cute, I have just left her now
Really nice girl

I would SLAAAAAAAAAAAM!! the living fuck out of her - and SOME!!!   you lucky....... she looks tight and wet!!!!!!


16 review(s) found for Little_Pixiee linked to in above post (14 positive, 2 neutral, 0 negative)




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