Am I alone in immediately rejecting any SP who has cellulite?
You could well be

No seriously, it depends on how you are defining the terms 'cellulite' and also I am presuming here another term 'fat', the two are not mutually exclusive. A woman can have cellulite and have a small butt which would not make her a candidate for this thread because of the size
Would you like to expand on your thinking and line of reasoning?
Cheers!!