Tenerife

[thickerdicker]

   I heard there's this massive knocking off shop just past the airport there in the South of the island? Lots of Latinas from Latin America rather than Spanish, i would guess would be the wg's in that shop!  Its like the massive  "Bunny Ranch" in nevada ?  Is it legal then in the Canaries?

[rpg]

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This is on my bucket list

[Stiltskin]

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This is on my bucket list

You might want to turn your speakers off before clicking that link 

[rpg]

It's not the LSO agreed, but I've heard a lot worse whilst being put on hold (your call is important to us)   

[Manc Man]

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This is on my bucket list

There's absolutely no way I'd do this. I guarantee you it'd be a colossal waste of money on something that'd turn out to be very average indeed. $800/night!!? Pffft. Look at the rooms FFS. You could easily arrange your own holiday for a fraction of the price. Girls look pretty average to me. Shit website too, and that dumb promotional stock video is laughable.

[Essex3]

For that amount of money I could have almost 16 wgs at a decent standard for half hours lol.

[PuntingPete]

I'm confused  - not the first time I know, but the OP is asking about Tenerife, but this place is in Dominicon Republic 

[lennon10]

There's a free paper in Tenerife which has a page of adverts from girls all situated in the same area of Los Cristianos. Some of them look ok if the photos are genuine. Sorry about the late reply, I only joined today!

[fredpunter]

There's a free paper in Tenerife which has a page of adverts from girls all situated in the same area of Los Cristianos. Some of them look ok if the photos are genuine. Sorry about the late reply, I only joined today!

anyone know the name of this paper and if it has a website?
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[fredpunter]

Or any up to date info on tenerife generally?

[fredpunter]

Or any up to date info on tenerife generally?

Or any other canary island? I havent booked yet, but need a few days in the sun, would like to think I can find some amusement while there. Big expensive night clubs are not my scene.

[vt]

Or any up to date info on tenerife generally?

In 2011 I took a look at a brothel called Club Selene in in Las Americas that had been recommended before on the ISG forum. I found the 3 girls presented to me overpriced (€180) and poor quality, so I walked.

I've since done a bit more research on Tenerife, got in contact with some local punters who seemed to suggest that everything in the resorts in the South was overpriced for tourists and poor quality...

There are a couple of other red light establishments in the area that I noticed last year along Avenida Arquitecto Gomez Cuesta near the Catalonia Oro Negro hotel, but I didn't investigate.

There are often African streetwalkers along the TF-481 where it runs next to the motorway twd Los Cristianos at the back of the Golf Las Americas.

There is a sorry-looking place called Bar La Rosa at Las Chafiras just off the motorway back to the airport.

The local guys didn't rate any of these, so please don't take them as recommendations, I'm guessing the same problem, overpriced and poor quality. These guys didn't seem to rate the EEs (Russians) that work on the island, whether it's the service, the communication problems or sheer prejudice I don't know.

They recommended the indie girls that work in the north of the island, you can check them out on here, Spanish is going to be helpful, but I'm sure a lot of them speak enough English to set up a meeting...

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No prices, but I think the going rate is about €100ph, maybe a bit more for a popular girl. The girls with the green tick are verified photos.

A few of these are Latinas & EEs, but they seem to have as their favourite local girl Sheyla who works in the capital, Santa Cruz...she does have a stunning body...

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But then Spanish guys seem to go mad for blondes, because they're exotic there.

There also appear to be a few more establishments in various towns in the North advertised on there.


All things considered, I can't help thinking you're best waiting 'til you get home for your kicks, but if you do get to meet Sheyla let me know! 

[fredpunter]

Many thanks for taking the trouble to reply. My opportunity to visit has now passed, I let it go partly because I couldn't find much too exciting to do when I got there (apart from golf) and your comments seem to suggest the same. I looked at the link you gave and I have no Spanish at all so it would be a struggle. Cheers again.

[Kinkyman]

I try to get to Tenerife once a year for a relaxing holiday but must say it's far from an ideal destination for punting purposes. I noticed recently that a couple of massage parlours have opened offering (seemingly) reasonable rates such as 40 mins = 40 euros etc. I am assuming other services would be offered. The least I would want would be topless HR and I wondered what would be a reasonable price to pay for this service. Obviously, the attractiveness of the girl would have a bearing but I'd like to have a reasonable ball-park figure in mind before I start negotiating. Any thoughts? Cheers.

[Jimmyredcab]

I fly out to Tenerife on Friday 4th July, weather seems perfect at the moment in the high twenties, not intending to punt but don't totally rule it out, not interested in brothels but will check out the street scene.   

Staying 5 minutes away from "Veronica's" complex.

[vt]

I fly out to Tenerife on Friday 4th July, weather seems perfect at the moment in the high twenties, not intending to punt but don't totally rule it out, not interested in brothels but will check out the street scene.   

Staying 5 minutes away from "Veronica's" complex.

Have a good one!

The Veronicas strip is the main centre of the raucous nightlife in Las Americas. The RealGirlsGone Bad series was filmed at O'Neills bar there...

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You never know Jim, you might get lucky with a sozzled tourist!! 

The street ladies were about a mile uphill from there on the road out the back of the resort as described above, but I didn't stop to enquire as to their offering, all looked Black African, probably the GFs of the looky-looky hawker boys down on the Seafront. I seem to remember there being African ladies on the road directly away from Veronicas in previous visits, but maybe the Police have moved them even further back out of the resort now.

The establishments are about half a mile back from the front on the street I mentioned a few blocks either side of the Catalonia Oro Negro hotel. On Google Streetview one is called Globo Rojo and the other is Cristal and had a lady touting outside.

Take care!

[kowalski]

I'm staying just close to Catalonia Oro Negro hotel and dodgy black type prozzies hang around in car park opposite. Barge pole jobs.Also few eros style clubs nearby. I would wholeheartedly recommend to totally stay away from any ofit.

[Jimmyredcab]

Just returned from Tenerife, not much to report but there are bars with hookers, the touts try to talk you into going with them but I declined their kind offer, I tried without success to get some useful information but the only figure they would quote was the price of my drink which would be 5 Euros, when I asked how much the girls drinks were he said that you negotiate, never heard of that before.
I also asked if it was possible to take the girl back to the hotel and he said it was but once again he was vague about prices and said you have to negotiate but the problem is that you pay "Sergei" upfront so the girl has little incentive to provide a decent service.
Two of the clubs are Cleopatras which is beneath the Veronicas complex and another one is called Las Vegas, the latter gives out flyers claiming to be an escort agency with 50 girls, yeah right.
Very little street action, I only got approached once by a rough looking African type who offered me a blowjob, needless to say I didn't take her up on the offer.

[punk]

Just returned from Tenerife, not much to report but there are bars with hookers, the touts try to talk you into going with them but I declined their kind offer, I tried without success to get some useful information but the only figure they would quote was the price of my drink which would be 5 Euros, when I asked how much the girls drinks were he said that you negotiate, never heard of that before.
I also asked if it was possible to take the girl back to the hotel and he said it was but once again he was vague about prices and said you have to negotiate but the problem is that you pay "Sergei" upfront so the girl has little incentive to provide a decent service.
Two of the clubs are Cleopatras which is beneath the Veronicas complex and another one is called Las Vegas, the latter gives out flyers claiming to be an escort agency with 50 girls, yeah right.
Very little street action, I only got approached once by a rough looking African type who offered me a blowjob, needless to say I didn't take her up on the offer.

sounds like a crap scene  and you had a lucky escape thinking with your head. Berlin's much better for street traffic.

[Jimmyredcab]

sounds like a crap scene  and you had a lucky escape thinking with your head. Berlin's much better for street traffic.

Indeed, but I didn't go there to punt anyway.   

Nice enough place, cheap booze starting at 1 Euro for a pint during the daytime.   

[Jabba the Slut]

Just back from an excellent New year  break in Tenerife. I was very disappointed in the punting. Was only in one (lap dancing -brothel) named (boobies) not far from the main veronica strip. Two girls on both I would rate only 5-10 .One English One Romanian. Ripped off 8 euros for one lousy bottle of water and I was pestered into buying both girls a drink, in which I declined. Didn't like the atmosphere in the rather small and dingy place. Was assured more girls would be arriving but I decided it was time to leave .Gave up on a punt the rest of holiday and got absolutely hammered for the rest of the week. If any of my fellow punters are thinking of going to this place then I would say Avoid. Pps forgot to add I was quoted 120 euros for 1 hour with one of the girls...!!!!!. Will be popping through to Edinburgh later this week where its far better and safer surroundings and better choice of girls.