The full verdict will be in soon... in the meantime, whilst indulging in some fairly prolonged reverse oral, I was able to analyse the mystery minge at close quarters. My conclusion is....
.... DRUM ROLL.......
....PROLONGED DRUM ROLL.....
.....that it seems initially a little odd, for sure. But not especially in a bad way. I finally worked out that it's because all the various bits are exactly the same colour. Inside and out, all the same. Which is pretty unusual, right? The only comparison I can think of - and I admit this is in itself a pretty strange comparison, which means I probably have issues of my own - is like when you see a room where the door, door frame, skirting boards, radiator, fireplace etc are ALL painted the same colour as the walls. It's initially surprising - usually walls are one colour, woodwork is white (for example). It's not BAD - but it kind of takes you by surprise. Does that make any sense at all? But otherwise, it was fresh and tasty and I seemed to navigate my way around skillfully
Anyway, full review coming soon gents. In the meantime, now that I have attempted (and likely failed dismally) to provide further description of the mystery minge, Mr Kent - how did I do?