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Offline Louise 100% British

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Please define "Average Punt."
 
I see these words a lot on here, what would actually make you guys come out of a girls house, thinking that was just average??

Apologies if it seems like i'm stalking you....i'm going in a minute :)

An average punt is obviously subjective but these are things i would use to define an "average" punt

1) crap orgasm because she has hurried or stressed you out
2) no connection on a physical level, you didn't have any  "rhythm" together
3)  she's not interested in playing the part or making eye contact
4) you don't have any good flashbacks in the shower the next morning.
5) she just doesn't make your toes curl

Most would call the above bad punts, but bad can become the average for some


HMD 

Offline AnthG

Main ones for me

1. I do not find her physically attractive
2. She is just going through the motions. I need funniness on her part. As opposed to miserable.
 
3. Lack of eye contact, which is a biggie for me, is usually a strong indicator of 2. But not always.

So Really 1 and 2. And 3 is just a further symptom of 2.

So in terms of what a girl can do. Obviously there is nothing that can be done about 1. But 2 very much so.

One of my favourite punts was with Misti who I did not find her that physically attractive. And it was a bait and switch. but the girl was so fun and energetic it has become of my favourite punts on reflection.

Offline NIK

Sometimes it's difficult to define, Louise.
My problem is, and I guess it's the same for many guys who have been punting for as long as I have, is that punts which we probably thought great at the time were only considered so because we didn't know how good it could be back then.
Certainly I know that punts I have listed 'good' against in the early days I probably wouldn't have thought 'good' subsequently.

It was actually meeting another Louise, or more precisely 'Carla-Louise' in 1999 that changed my whole view of punting. She was a phenomenon and as good as it can possibly get. I was lucky to see her so many times. Subsequently Nicoletta, who I have seen even more times and mention a great deal on here, was her equal.
Both and many, many more are detailed in my book  ;)

@anth why don't u walk if u don't find them physically attractive ?

Offline Matium

Lack of eye contact ie, she does everything you want but there's no spark, warmth, eye contact. You get mechanical sex which makes you cum so you walk away but you don't make a mental note of her being a "must see" or a "return".



Offline AnthG

@anth why don't u walk if u don't find them physically attractive ?
As I book via agencies and its a sure fire way to get myself banned from using them. Plus also if a girl has a nice personality. I kind of forget how she looks and have a good time. And sort of start to find her attractive more so for the personality if you know what I mean.

To be quite honest more often than not I have been disappointed on the door being opened. Its very rare when the door opens am I saying "thank you god". Its more. "ah Is this her" and then a sinking feeling.

A good example (and I am saying this as its in the private section) is this girl

http://www.diamondsofnewcastle.com/Newcastle_Escort/332/Newcastle_Escort_Rio.html

She was really very nice. And certainly put a *lot* of effort into the booking, more so than most. But she was not very attractive at all IMHO. She said during the booking she does not want to have any pictures up of her on the site (I cannot now at this time remember what the reason was she gave, but at the time in the room I knew it was as she knew she was not that attractive).

Also if you read many of the reviews most don't mention her looks at all in them. If reviews do not mention looks. She will not be attractive I would say.
« Last Edit: December 09, 2012, 08:27:48 PM by AnthG »

Offline pilgrim

For me an average punt is one in between a negative and a positive one who I would return too. Stating the obvious.  I would add that I felt I got my moneys worth and didnt feel cheated, pissed off or the need to go straight to another punt. She did what it said on her profile but to the bare minimum.  But I would definitely strike her off as "Been there, done that" and not going back. I would still recommend her to others but would state that she would not be a regular for me.

It could be classed as an average for a variety of reasons. Some girls know as you get ready to leave that shes not going to be seeing you through the door again. Others can sense this but are champing at the bit to get a positive comment out of you and continuously asking you if you will be coming back, parlour girls stating what days they regularly work or giving you their phone number so that you can see them outside of the parlour.  Obviously I have not made it clear enough in my actions and comments that theres no chance I will darken your door again.

Louise, do you not have some sort of judgement on a customer where you think the time spent was "average" or Negative by a punter being off puting for whatever reasons or you enjoying the booking and thinking that you would like to see him again?

Average or poor
False moaning/fake orgasms
Not self motivated
Poor English
No shower
Shit hole
Lack of passion in the motions ie lack lustre bj etc
Rushed HJ to try and get you to cum and out the door
Delib clamping down to get you to prem ejac
Answering phone or watching clock
Stinks of smoke or worse
Wants a fag

Good
Passionate
Interactive and self motivated - ie 50:50
Great genuine kisser with fresh breath

I have had perhaps 3 GREAT punts and 2 Brilliant!

My fave is now in Glasgow :(

To be quite honest more often than not I have been disappointed on the door being opened. Its very rare when the door opens am I saying "thank you god". Its more. "ah Is this her" and then a sinking feeling.

why waste xxx amount of money then if u get a sinking feeling, just tell the agency u werent happy
« Last Edit: December 09, 2012, 09:46:05 PM by rangersburd »

Offline AnthG

why waste xxx amount of money then if u get a sinking feeling, just tell the agency u werent happy
Because those good ones make it all worth it.

And like I say if I walked I would get banned from using the agency. I doubt they'd accept. "I did not find her attractive" as a reason for messing them and her about.

And to show it occurs. Here is one guy getting barred for leaving a bad review for Gabi

http://www.auto-censored.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=110387

« Last Edit: December 09, 2012, 09:49:21 PM by AnthG »

Because those good ones make it all worth it.

And like I say if I walked I would get banned from using the agency.

You AnthG are the dream customer to bad providers! Would you not complain to Ford for damaging your car as you have to service it there next time!?

Change only occurs when people protest with an element of decorum

Because those good ones make it all worth it.

And like I say if I walked I would get banned from using the agency. I doubt they'd accept. "I did not find her attractive" as a reason for messing them and her about.

anth u are the paying customer, its your choice

Offline Louise 100% British

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Main ones for me

1. I do not find her physically attractive
2. She is just going through the motions. I need funniness on her part. As opposed to miserable.
 
3. Lack of eye contact, which is a biggie for me, is usually a strong indicator of 2. But not always.

So Really 1 and 2. And 3 is just a further symptom of 2.

So in terms of what a girl can do. Obviously there is nothing that can be done about 1. But 2 very much so.

One of my favourite punts was with Misti who I did not find her that physically attractive. And it was a bait and switch. but the girl was so fun and energetic it has become of my favourite punts on reflection.
can I ask why you would even bother booking someone on the Internet without pictures? There was obviously a reason there were no pictures. there a lots of very pretty ladies with plenty of real photos etc. you definitely should walk if you feel like that! Otherwise it's a bad punt for both individuals?

Offline Louise 100% British

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Sometimes it's difficult to define, Louise.
My problem is, and I guess it's the same for many guys who have been punting for as long as I have, is that punts which we probably thought great at the time were only considered so because we didn't know how good it could be back then.
Certainly I know that punts I have listed 'good' against in the early days I probably wouldn't have thought 'good' subsequently.

It was actually meeting another Louise, or more precisely 'Carla-Louise' in 1999 that changed my whole view of punting. She was a phenomenon and as good as it can possibly get. I was lucky to see her so many times. Subsequently Nicoletta, who I have seen even more times and mention a great deal on here, was her equal.
Both and many, many more are detailed in my book  ;)
What is as good as you can possibly get? Is this becuse you really click with the woman? Say you dont click with a wg which does happen sometimes that's life, but she is still a good service provider, gives it with enthusiasm etc, would you then still say it was average? Or just she was good but not for me?sorry for the questions, it is nice to hear from the other side that's all.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Please define "Average Punt."
 
I see these words a lot on here, what would actually make you guys come out of a girls house, thinking that was just average??

It's hard to explain to a non-punter.

Sometimes whan I leave a punt I want to cut my wrists.
Sometimes when I leave a punt I am floating on air.

The other times the punt is just "average".      ;)

Offline Jimmyredcab

can I ask why you would even bother booking someone on the Internet without pictures? There was obviously a reason there were no pictures.

Wherever possible I will choose a lady with face pictures however I will sometimes break my rule if lots of other boxes are ticked such as location, price, age group and dress size.

Offline AnthG

can I ask why you would even bother booking someone on the Internet without pictures? There was obviously a reason there were no pictures. there a lots of very pretty ladies with plenty of real photos etc. you definitely should walk if you feel like that! Otherwise it's a bad punt for both individuals?
Agencies in Newcastle never show faces. So it is a lottery as to what you'll get.

On Adultwork at Newcastle its a choice of BritishSteel, FuckableGirly. One or two others and a hundred or so Private Gallery Scams. Nothing else.

I have pretty much totally given up on AW and just book with agencies. Its simpler and easier. The downfall is as I say no face pics.

Offline Louise 100% British

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For me an average punt is one in between a negative and a positive one who I would return too. Stating the obvious.  I would add that I felt I got my moneys worth and didnt feel cheated, pissed off or the need to go straight to another punt. She did what it said on her profile but to the bare minimum.  But I would definitely strike her off as "Been there, done that" and not going back. I would still recommend her to others but would state that she would not be a regular for me.

It could be classed as an average for a variety of reasons. Some girls know as you get ready to leave that shes not going to be seeing you through the door again. Others can sense this but are champing at the bit to get a positive comment out of you and continuously asking you if you will be coming back, parlour girls stating what days they regularly work or giving you their phone number so that you can see them outside of the parlour.  Obviously I have not made it clear enough in my actions and comments that theres no chance I will darken your door again.

Louise, do you not have some sort of judgement on a customer where you think the time spent was "average" or Negative by a punter being off puting for whatever reasons or you enjoying the booking and thinking that you would like to see him again?
I have to say that I do put a lot of effort in my bookings, this is what keeps people coming back and keeps my phone ringing. I do not have a specific routine, I always ask the man when I see him, what he likes etc, as everyone is different. The majority of men I see, I have seen again. Haven't had a walk out before, touch wood. I would be mortified. Sometimes I have not clicked with a man, you know what I mean by this, a personality clash or something, but I will always try my best to give the experience they expect. Being in reading though I do get people that are just here on business, so I know that it's unlikely I will see them again, which is fine I still try hard. But the fact is I'm not everyone's cup of tea, and hit happens sometimes there is no click! But I do try to describe myself as accurately as possible on my profile. I wouldn't like to think that I don't give enough enthusiasm etc, I do like my job (99% of the time) I have been fortunate, met a lot of nice men and still am fortunate, and am happy doing his until I stop.

What is as good as you can possibly get? Is this becuse you really click with the woman? Say you dont click with a wg which does happen sometimes that's life, but she is still a good service provider, gives it with enthusiasm etc, would you then still say it was average? Or just she was good but not for me?sorry for the questions, it is nice to hear from the other side that's all.

Good but a non returner is how I would in my mind rate her - good is good I try not to put my attraction criteria into it but obv to be great I think chemistry has to be there

Offline Louise 100% British

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Wherever possible I will choose a lady with face pictures however I will sometimes break my rule if lots of other boxes are ticked such as location, price, age group and dress size.
But then the woman might have no teeth or something  :scare:

Offline AnthG

But then the woman might have no teeth or something  :scare:
Thats why you only book people ~20-25 though.

Offline Louise 100% British

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Good but a non returner is how I would in my mind rate her - good is good I try not to put my attraction criteria into it but obv to be great I think chemistry has to be there
Thats definitely fair enough!i think the things you listed above were obvious things not to do anyway IMO.

Offline Louise 100% British

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Thats why you only book people ~20-25 though.
Eh? I have seen woman with fucked up teeth at 20! :( or they could just be a minger!

Thats why you only book people ~20-25 though.

Lol omg being quite a bit older I can assure you I have all my teeth ;)

Over 25 is now the new old eh?  I am happy to punt from 21ish to 40yo


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