Author Topic: Heidi, BSS Edinburgh  (Read 2792 times)

Offline DickDiver

After lamenting the state of the indy market in Edinburgh recently, I thought I should nip into a sauna.

Had a phone around and settled on BSS as Heidi was on shift - a bucket list sauna girl that I have never managed to see - but wanted to see who else was in.  On the day the waiting room was completely underwhelming. No eye contact, no chat, just dire.

Picked Heidi despite her face tripping her (but everyone's face looked miserable) and proceeded to the room.

Heidi is well documented - looks slightly younger than she is - nice tight body with responsive tits and reasonably pretty.

If her service was any more lacklustre she would have been in a coma.  The blowie was pretty good and, to be fair, if I had a face on like she had I doubt I would have stuck a cock in my mouth.  But that is where the credit ends. She was obviously miserable and it was a miserable punt.  It may have been an off day but I suspect in reality she is way past the optimum point to retire.

A pity seeing a former superstar fading and clearly not enjoying it.

Pros
Decent looking, verging on MILF
Nice body
Good OWO

Cons
Everything else.

Would I return? No.
Would I recommend? No.

bepi

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This must be the first and only negative review that Hiedi has ever had , I used to see her regularly and always been really good , I've  been out of the country for a few years so not seen her recently , but as you said she maybe had an off day or maybe it was at the end of her shift.

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Never seen her sitting in the lounge because she has so many regulars.
Not been with her for years.
Like to see her again sometime.

Offline DickDiver

I know Heidi is very popular with regulars.  Maybe she is a bit more "fun" with a regular. It was very far from the end of shift!

The day I was in there felt like an atmosphere in the place. Maybe the two are related.


Offline bigmike32

Yeah that happens in saunas im afraid if the girl isnt in the mood then it affects her service. I had a good punt with heidi a wee while ago.

Offline foreverchanges

I know Heidi is very popular with regulars.  Maybe she is a bit more "fun" with a regular. It was very far from the end of shift!

The day I was in there felt like an atmosphere in the place. Maybe the two are related.


She probably had just been informed that she's got a booking with me tomorrow for my first sauna visit in two and a half years.
No wonder she was looking miserable. ;)

Full review to follow if the train makes it to Waverley from Newcastle/if she doesn't phone in sick etc etc :scare:

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She probably had just been informed that she's got a booking with me tomorrow for my first sauna visit in two and a half years.
No wonder she was looking miserable. ;)

Full review to follow if the train makes it to Waverley from Newcastle/if she doesn't phone in sick etc etc :scare:
nice one FeC i wondered when you might visit the the saunas again.Your reviews and input in the north east is always welcome and balanced so I for one will await you review. I take it its not flying scotsman as you have missed it!

Offline foreverchanges

nice one FeC i wondered when you might visit the the saunas again.Your reviews and input in the north east is always welcome and balanced so I for one will await you review. I take it its not flying scotsman as you have missed it!

Always good to hear from a fellow ELKS member.
Pity Beti isn't working tomorrow as I could have done with her welcoming smile in the  BSS waiting room. :manhater:

Online Third Man

Always good to hear from a fellow ELKS member.
Pity Beti isn't working tomorrow as I could have done with her welcoming smile in the  BSS waiting room. :manhater:
yes ELKS not to be repeated unfortunately, my lily eva duo was a blur! Only recently visited the saunas in edin wish i had been there in the days you mention at LSS seemed damned good.  Enjoy tomorrow

Offline Graeme387

Decided to sanity check the negative report for Heidi and ventured forth to BSS yesterday.
All was indeed normal and well with Heidi and she was really as good as all my previous experiences.

You must've caught her on a bad day, she is still up there amongst the best in Edinburgh methinks. :D

Offline DickDiver

Decided to sanity check the negative report for Heidi and ventured forth to BSS yesterday.
All was indeed normal and well with Heidi and she was really as good as all my previous experiences.

You must've caught her on a bad day, she is still up there amongst the best in Edinburgh methinks. :D

Glad to hear that you had a good punt Graeme (although I notice you are a bit of a fanboy).

However, inconsistency based on bad days is of no interest to me as a paying punter. If she turns up for a shift she should put her 10 out of 10 performance on.

Offline Graeme387

Fair comment on the fanboy, guilty as charged!
Merely a fan because she makes every visit very good.
Does everything I need and want.
Thats the reason I had to go check that nothing had changed.
You are correct though, your experience did not float your boat so you are entitled to voice your opinion.