I'm sorry if this review is a little over long. That's partly because there was so much going on, and partly for selfish reasons - the more I write down now, the more I'll be able to remember when I'm REALLY old.
If you don't like long reviews, or if you're a slow reader, just skip to ** below, and you'll be fine.
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyI booked a two hour session with Bethany Diamond and Amelia Andrews as a 60th birthday treat.
They hadn’t previously worked together, so this happened almost by chance, after they both responded to a post that I had put on UKE canvassing for ideas. Over three days we corresponded by pm and between us we put together a package (even including a timetable) that was impossible to resist.
The venue was a luxury flat in Newcastle, north of the river. Cost was £400.
On arrival, I was greeted by two beautiful smiling ladies dressed as Playboy bunnies. Bethany is slender, willowy and busty, and Amelia is shorter and curvier. Bethany has stunning new red hair.
I was momentarily lost for words.
After my long drive, and knowing we would be burning calories, I had asked to start with coffee and cake, which was duly delivered along with sparklers, balloons and three way kissing which left lippy and chocolate cake on our noses, and much hilarity.
Then into the bedroom, where our clothing melted away and the girls competed to show who could do the deepest deep throat. Amelia won that one.
Into the bathroom, where a new bottle of Dr. Noro’s nuru gel was already warming in the bath. The three of us piled in for some rub a dub dub action, Do you remember those adverts for Matey bubble bath? This was the X rated version.
Amelia mixed up a big jug of Nuru gel and hot water.
Still wet and warm, we decamped to the nuru bed which was already set up in the bedroom, and Amelia applied lashings of gel mixture. The nuru bed is like the lovechild of a snooker table and an inflatable paddling pool, and we snuggled up till we were all covered in lube from neck to toe. Bethany and I hadn’t tried nuru before, and Amelia hadn’t done a threesome, although she has trained in the techniques. So the session was experimental, but fantastic fun.
Amelia showed us how to do the nuru slide, which involved the person underneath holding onto the bedhead bars for dear life, and the person on top locking ankles with them and then sliding up and down their body. Things weren’t so easy for the third body, as they had nothing to hold onto, and the bed was getting more and more slippery. I half fell off, and at one point Amelia tumbled right over the edge and skidded across the polished wooden floor on her backside, whilst we all roared with laughter. We still achieved every combination of twosomes and even managed a few triple decker sandwiches. But it was the most delicious combination of sexyness, pleasurable sensations and comedy.
Think Tumble Tots meets XHamster!
By that point, we were an hour in, and we took a short break to shower and re-set the room.
The rest of it remains a bit of a blur, but I will give such details as I can recall, but so what if they aren’t necessarily in the right order?
After my hands were tied to the bedhead, the girls caressed, kissed, sucked and teased me till I wriggled. To give me a rest, they then took turns on each other with a strapon, then Amelia set to work on Bethany with her Hitachi wand. Now that was really a sight to behold. Before long, Bethany was glowing bright pink, arching her back, and whimpering till she had to be scraped off the ceiling.
Before I knew it, I was on my back with Amelia bouncing on my cock. Not that I could see that, as by that time Bethany’s dripping wet pussy was jammed over my mouth, so I did my best to help and wiggled my tongue frantically to the tune of Seventy Six Trombones.
Then it was time for a condom change, and Bethany snogged Amelia whilst I set to tickle Bethany’s fancy, in doggy. A quick swap around, with Bethany bouncing on me in cowgirl and treating me to one of the best views in England, whilst Amelia applied her magic wand to my balls.
Then it was time for the finish up, with me on my back snogging Bethany whilst Amelia did sterling work on my nether regions. I arched my back and watched stars appear, as Amelia harvested 9 days worth of ejaculate and passed it to Bethany. As she bent over me to deliver yet another open mouthed kiss, in my befuddled state I forgot that we were going to do a triple snowball, and managed to spit it out and give myself a bit of a facial as well.
We then retired to the living room to have another cuppa and chat, and to wolf down more cake. Amelia sat naked, looking relaxed, sexy and slightly debauched. Bethany, wearing a towel and her new red hair (did I mention that before?) looked demure and beautiful. I just sat babbling, wearing nothing save for the crazed and disbelieving expression of a man who has simultaneously got off a triple homicide and become a lottery millionaire.
So that was it. Did I enjoy myself? I think so!
It worked so well, I think, partly because the three of us turned out to be formidable communicators, and we were able to put together an agenda that the girls carried out to perfection.
Was it good value for money, at an eye watering four hundred quid? Well, yes, absolutely, taking into account the refreshments, all the kit that was used, the cost of the nuru gel, the surroundings, and all the time that was taken in the meticulous planning and preparation, not to mention all the towels to be laundered afterwards.
**I don’t normally give numerical ratings in reviews. But if I did, then this would be a good eleven out of ten.
Thanks girls. Did I say you were wonderful?
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