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Author Topic: BRUNETTE-SEXY - Laura - Gants Hill  (Read 5161 times)


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Well......I went to see Laura today.  directed to her flat at Gants Hill and walked up the the 6th floor using stairs (lifts are available).  Door opens just before knocking on it, I was expecting to see this Black security guard, but it was a female with Large tits in a bikini.  I walked into the tiny corridor which was pretty dark.  She said Laura is busy and its me or this other girl who she then spoke to in Spanish.  She was a white girl with massive tits also in a bikini.  To be fair she looked pretty decent but I didn't entertain it as I had come to see Laura.  I walked before she even got to me in the corridor. 
I have never been to a Latin whore house before.  from the corridor there is 3 doors all going to bedrooms as far as I can tell.  1 door was closed and must have been Laura.  No sign of this black security guard unless he has large tits lol.  Might give Laura another try as she is local. Pissed off I drove 20mins there and 20mins back home for nothing  :angry:

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Your abit obsessed with this security guard thing.  They can be sometimes be time dependant....I. e. Security is only front of house when it's dark/really late.

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Well......I went to see Laura today.  directed to her flat at Gants Hill and walked up the the 6th floor using stairs (lifts are available).  Door opens just before knocking on it, I was expecting to see this Black security guard, but it was a female with Large tits in a bikini.  I walked into the tiny corridor which was pretty dark.  She said Laura is busy and its me or this other girl who she then spoke to in Spanish.  She was a white girl with massive tits also in a bikini.  To be fair she looked pretty decent but I didn't entertain it as I had come to see Laura.  I walked before she even got to me in the corridor. 
I have never been to a Latin whore house before.  from the corridor there is 3 doors all going to bedrooms as far as I can tell.  1 door was closed and must have been Laura.  No sign of this black security guard unless he has large tits lol.  Might give Laura another try as she is local. Pissed off I drove 20mins there and 20mins back home for nothing  :angry:

security guy comes at night during the day it is only the girls alone. from what i experienced with Laura was top service for 1 hour and cheap price with great ass and great attitude. when you do bang her ass leave a review, I think she will come to croydon or tooting soon  :wacko:
Banning reason: Multiple accounts (Thekeeper, hardcorebanger)

I am over the security guard thing lol.  I am very disappointed that I was told she is available then it turns out she is busy when I get there.  I will try again though because I feel like I am missing out.

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I am over the security guard thing lol.  I am very disappointed that I was told she is available then it turns out she is busy when I get there.  I will try again though because I feel like I am missing out.

Pisses  me  off big time, but usually when you ask specifically  for the girl again when your on the street they normally give you the truth, still a piss take either way.

I did ask for Laura when I called for directions.  Anyway Laura has now disappeared from my hot list.  She is probably re locating. Just my luck.  Maybe I will try the other white girl that was in the flat.  She looked pretty tidy, huge jugs and hips.  Maybe she even has a bum implant also.  Not really good at spotting these things but they look fantastic

anyone knows where is she now? hopefully back to London


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Pisses  me  off big time, but usually when you ask specifically  for the girl again when your on the street they normally give you the truth, still a piss take either way.


No doubt about it.  Just tell us his verso of events...

I went to see another girl which works in that place today....rushed, depth control, couldn't take a hammering and lots of  no comprende  but i still fucked the shit out of her weak cunt  untill full time for wasting my time.

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anyone knows where is she now? hopefully back to London

I assume she's on the rag for a week

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No doubt about it.  Just tell us his verso of events...

I went to see another girl which works in that place today....rushed, depth control, couldn't take a hammering and lots of  no comprende  but i still fucked the shit out of her weak cunt  untill full time for wasting my time.

Pumps, is this meant to be a reply to my comment on the review on kiara where I said a mate had punted her today? If so then the streams have been crossed or something as you've quoted yourself on a different thread.

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Pumps, is this meant to be a reply to my comment on the review on kiara where I said a mate had punted her today? If so then the streams have been crossed or something as you've quoted yourself on a different thread.

I don't know wtf happened there

Offline Bigman699

I cant see her profil why ?
Banning reason: Prossie posing as punter + Multiple accounts (Big boy45) + Previously banned (Fire Man)

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I cant see her profil why ?

These girls move around to new locations weekly, profiles belong to the whore house.

Monday is the days the girls swap to a new location


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Now back in tooting, fiddled with her again today - possibly my 3rd visit to her?? (honestly I haven't got a clue) and here are some key points as to why I think it'll be the last visit:

1. Not clean - not natural body odours per say, but key areas whiffed of "sex/another punter" tit's, ass etc etc and a strong smell of intense antibacterial wipes  :thumbsdown: I know this is a latina way of operating but some things  have their limits as far as I'm concerned.

2. semi cock inspection (which she's not done on previous visits....maybe its a tooting thing?) - not end of the world everyone looks at their food before they eat it, but it's a factor.

3. OWO was delivered enthusiastically and sounds wet - but was actually quite dry and not so great in terms of feels.

4. overall looking abit tired and possibly a touch jaded. (reminded me of Rouse....who started of great then finally got to the stage where she was just ticking boxes)


happy punting folks  :drinks:

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Now back in tooting, fiddled with her again today - possibly my 3rd visit to her?? (honestly I haven't got a clue) and here are some key points as to why I think it'll be the last visit:

1. Not clean - not natural body odours per say, but key areas whiffed of "sex/another punter" tit's, ass etc etc and a strong smell of intense antibacterial wipes  :thumbsdown: I know this is a latina way of operating but some things  have their limits as far as I'm concerned.

2. semi cock inspection (which she's not done on previous visits....maybe its a tooting thing?) - not end of the world everyone looks at their food before they eat it, but it's a factor.

3. OWO was delivered enthusiastically and sounds wet - but was actually quite dry and not so great in terms of feels.

4. overall looking abit tired and possibly a touch jaded. (reminded me of Rouse....who started of great then finally got to the stage where she was just ticking boxes)


happy punting folks  :drinks:

I will pay her a visit this week, I refused to see her before because hardcorebanger used to blow so much smoke about her that it seemed to good to be true at the time.

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haha HB I wonder who he is now on the forums  :P :hi:

I hate to admit it, but she was nearly as good as HB said IMO, but from what I recieved today... I'd say there's been a huge decline, And I don't find her attractive enough anymore to see her again to see if it was a 1 off.

Would be good to see how you rate it, having never seen her before.

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Now back in tooting, fiddled with her again today - possibly my 3rd visit to her?? (honestly I haven't got a clue) and here are some key points as to why I think it'll be the last visit:

1. Not clean - not natural body odours per say, but key areas whiffed of "sex/another punter" tit's, ass etc etc and a strong smell of intense antibacterial wipes  :thumbsdown: I know this is a latina way of operating but some things  have their limits as far as I'm concerned.

2. semi cock inspection (which she's not done on previous visits....maybe its a tooting thing?) - not end of the world everyone looks at their food before they eat it, but it's a factor.

3. OWO was delivered enthusiastically and sounds wet - but was actually quite dry and not so great in terms of feels.

4. overall looking abit tired and possibly a touch jaded. (reminded me of Rouse....who started of great then finally got to the stage where she was just ticking boxes)


happy punting folks  :drinks:


Not a good sign, when they clean up with wet wipes and that them ready, for next punter.

No wonder some W/G get jaded, when all they do is one after another, just like a production line.





Its takes a toll, IMO and that can lead to the W/G slipping. The experienced (and returning) punters will notice the change in service and attitude. 

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Not a good sign, when they clean up with wet wipes and that them ready, for next punter.

No wonder some W/G get jaded, when all they do is one after another, just like a production line.





Its takes a toll, IMO and that can lead to the W/G slipping. The experienced (and returning) punters will notice the change in service and attitude.

I'm not even so sure its a case one punter after the other like a conveyor belt, I think they're just too fucking lazy to wash their bodies.
I also think they don't give much of a shit because a lot of their punters come in smelling, so why bother wash they think. total crap.


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I'm not even so sure its a case one punter after the other like a conveyor belt, I think they're just too fucking lazy to wash their bodies.
I also think they don't give much of a shit because a lot of their punters come in smelling, so why bother wash they think. total crap.

I get your point, that it may not be, back to backs!

For me its more about, the fact they don't seem to care (like you stated), and the wet wipe is just a part of the conveyor system.


I always go, fresh and clean to a punt. I liked to (think and), see the W/G, I punt in the same way. But I know that not always the case!
« Last Edit: January 17, 2017, 05:34:54 PM by The_Don »

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I get your point, that it may not be, back to backs!

For me its more about, the fact they don't seem to care (like you stated), and the wet wipe is just a part of the conveyor system.


I always, go fresh and clean to a punt. I liked to (think and), see the W/G, I punt in the same way. But I know that not always the case!

Okay I see the point you were making.

Yeah like wise on the cleanliness, I'd be too embarrassed if I was smelling, Except with those nasty soho walkup slags I don't care how I turn up for one of those bj's or fucks...  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: but I seldom go to soho
« Last Edit: January 17, 2017, 05:37:07 PM by pumps »

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Okay I see the point you were making.

Yeah like wise on the cleanliness, I'd be too embarrassed if I was smelling, Except with those nasty soho walkup slags I don't care how I turn up for one of those bj's or fucks...  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: but I seldom go to soho

As for walk ups in soho, not my thing, thus I don't use them.

Funny thing is, I've been to the area many times, due to me punting. But mostly because of, my post punt munching habit. I some time stop in china town and eat. After a punt in central London, if I'm using the tube.

The closest I've punted to soho, was Piccadilly Circus

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As for walk ups in soho, not my thing, thus I don't use them.

Funny thing is, I've been to the area many times, due to me punting. But mostly because of, my post punt munching habit. I some time stop in china town and eat. After a punt in central London, if I'm using the tube.

The closest I've punted to soho, was Piccadilly Circus

I was about to say... where are you parking? lol. difficult area to get in the free spaces

So this security guard is for the whole building and happens to be outside the door of the room, or..?

Any Security Guard near to the area of play would more than put me off the punt altogether




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