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Author Topic: Eden & Jyoti – Tantric Massage London (Kensington/Gloucester Road)  (Read 9790 times)

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Offline stonebow1

stonebow, is she leaving for good or just for a holiday?

For good i believe. Therefore the new masseuse is a replacement not an addition sadly.

Jim, is this Celeste?

http://www.body-space.com/about.html

Her qualifications on that website match the ones on http://www.tantricmassagelondon.com/masseuses/ word for word. Also both say she's from New Zealand.

Side Note: Incoming new masseuse (Uma) :drinks: Scroll to the bottom

yes that's her.

OMG she is my regular straight masseuse I go to for back pain. I had no idea she did this. How do you think she would react if I booked a duo session with her and Jyoti ?
Banning reason: Multiple accounts (paulsmithlondon1985, Docsavage69)

Offline webpunter

OMG she is my regular straight masseuse I go to for back pain. I had no idea she did this. How do you think she would react if I booked a duo session with her and Jyoti ?
I'd give it a whirl.  "Fancy meeting you here !"  Least when you then go for your back treatment you could ask for a HE.  That'll make you feel much better.  And if you have an OH in play you will have the perfect excuse to boot
[I don't normally reply to 1st posts - time will tell if i'm right or wrong in this instance ..]

Offline Expl1cit

I gave Eva a call to book one of their 4 hand specials!  I found her quite abrupt on the phone - we are fully booked for their special today.  What about Thursday I asked? - fully booked.  What about next week? - I don't know, try next week.  I'm guessing if I call next week, they will be booked also.  So why not offer me to confirm a booking for next week when I called.  I can't be bothered to call back with that attitude.
Banning reason: White-knight

Haha Webpunter, I will let you know what happens. I have a vanilla massage with Celeste at her regular place this weekend. I will then try and get a booking at Eva's TML but reading Floatability's last post I am worried about dealing with Eva 😱 She sounds scary

By the way what does "OH" mean ? I've been racking my brains and I can't think and bet it's something simple like "obvious hard-on"

Maybe I have been missing hints that she offers more. When I booked her this time I asked if she worked anywhere else and that Earl's Court way would be more convenient but she said she didn't work anywhere else !!!

God I would love to have a regular massage turn into a sexy massage. It's my ultimate fantasy.
Banning reason: Multiple accounts (paulsmithlondon1985, Docsavage69)

Offline stonebow1

I gave Eva a call to book one of their 4 hand specials!  I found her quite abrupt on the phone - we are fully booked for their special today.  What about Thursday I asked? - fully booked.  What about next week? - I don't know, try next week.  I'm guessing if I call next week, they will be booked also.  So why not offer me to confirm a booking for next week when I called.  I can't be bothered to call back with that attitude.

Yes this sounds exactly like Eva. No need to take it personally, she's like this with everyone. Just ring next week and enjoy the ride of your life :)

Folks, I received this message from the lady who manages the massage place, Eva.

It seems that you somehow found out that Celeste has a separate straight massage practice, and you posted this information publicly on uk punting. Now, one of her regular 'straight ' clients has seen the post and is threatening to come and see her here for a tantric massage. Celeste would be extremely upset if she knew about this. For obvious reasons, she has kept her 2 practices entirely separate, and I fear that she would leave us if she finds out. Im sure you realise that 'reputation' is very important in the 'straight' world of massage.

I don't know about you folks, but I completely understand Eva's perspective. I would delete my post if I could about Celeste, but I do urge you not to ruin the experience for everyone else who would like to see Celeste. This is the only place she offers tantric massages in, as far as I can see. If she finds out that someone's discovered she offers both services, she'll quit and that's not something any of us.

The only reason I'm slightly annoyed about this is because this forum is supposed to make the punting experience greater for everyone. I was introduced to this place thanks to YLF's brilliant review, and now my review might end up being the cause of an amazing tantric masseuse to leave.

Offline stonebow1

Absolutely agree. It would be in the best interests of everyone involved if a mod removed the link to Celeste's other practice.

My gut tells me "PaulSmith" is lying anyway. First post and all that.

Offline dembo200

I gave Eva a call to book one of their 4 hand specials!  I found her quite abrupt on the phone - we are fully booked for their special today.  What about Thursday I asked? - fully booked.  What about next week? - I don't know, try next week.  I'm guessing if I call next week, they will be booked also.  So why not offer me to confirm a booking for next week when I called.  I can't be bothered to call back with that attitude.

yeah much the same.phoned in morning,said they had a slot in afternoon due to cancellation.so i said ok ill take that.then she goes you are 100% sure you will come.so i'm like well yes unless i have some emergency at work or get run over.so shes like so your not 100%.no i'd say 95%.in the need,found her very rude and agressive,and decided i couldnt really be bothered.

Offline StevenS

She is much friendlier in person

Offline James999

Jim, is this Celeste?

http://www.body-space.com/about.html

Her qualifications on that website match the ones on http://www.tantricmassagelondon.com/masseuses/ word for word. Also both say she's from New Zealand.

Side Note: Incoming new masseuse (Uma) :drinks: Scroll to the bottom

yes that's her.

Stonebow, You've reported this post saying the Pimp has complained, can you elaborate in how he complained, and why to you, and what he want's admin to do to appease him  :music:

Offline dembo200

oh to be a fly on the wall when eva sees herself referred to as "the pimp" :lol:

Offline Red_baron

So what would happen if you saw Celeste at her other venue and then turned up here?? :)

Offline PatTem

I'm very surprised to see so many good comments about this place because I went there and honestly I wasn't impressed. Alessiobou you asked about Celeste. Well few months ago I booked 1 hour session with her and she may have a lot of experience but I found her cold and not very friendly. How can you really enjoy a massage like that? I'm not planning on going back there.  :thumbsdown:
« Last Edit: June 01, 2016, 10:10:59 PM by PatTem »

Sounds spectacular.  Will have to try it.  Wish they were open on weekends...!

I'm very surprised to see so many good comments about this place because I went there and honestly I wasn't impressed. Alessiobou you asked about Celeste. Well few months ago I booked 1 hour session with her and she may have a lot of experience but I found her cold and not very friendly. How can you really enjoy a massage like that? I'm not planning on going back there.  :thumbsdown:

Have you any experience of any of the other girls there or was it just Celeste who you booked and found 'cold'?

I'm not concerned at all with Celeste since I won't be seeing her but I will be experiencing the tag team that is Uma and Jyoti and they, so far, sound phenomenal




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