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Feedback on stuff I've missed would be appreciated.
Just a bit of background, I reside in the Swansea area ( I know, of all the places to be a punter ) and for various reasons travelling to greener pastures isn't really an option on a regular basis so I have to make do with what's available. I often frequent the Asian shop near the marina where there's a different girl each week, (Apologies for not reviewing that. I previously didn't bother because the girls change so frequently but I plan to begin reviewing it so I can at least judge its consistency ) but I also frequent touring girls such as this one.
Location: Swansea - It's the same place where Jenny usually resides. I've never seen Jenny owing to a number of bad reviews but every now and then another girl takes her place there.
Room Quality / Parking: I don't drive to punts due to an almost disasterous experience once, but parking is available everywhere. It's a very discreet residential area full of apartments. Not many people coming and going.
The Girl: I've seen her quite a few times now. She's a little shorter than me I'd say around 5"4. She's not chubby or fat but there is the odd roll around the tummy area. Other than that the pictures are accurate. Her face is by far her best feature, pretty face and great eyes. She's soft spoken and a little shy, her English is good enough to manage small talk.
Price +Services: £100 for 1 hour. Service is vanilla and this is where I add the caveat that anyone who considers FK or OWO to be crucial will be left disappointed, these are not on offer. She delivers a typical massage / OW / Full service. No clock watching, in fact we went a good 10 minutes overtime.
The Punt: Ushered into the room and following payment offered a shower and a drink which I accepted. After some fondling / undressing / touching went straight into the action with OW on the edge on the bed of which she made a pretty valiant effort. Moved onto the bed starting with her on top followed by cowgirl and then finished in doggy.
Moved onto a long massage. I've had massages as part of a punt frequently in these Asian shops which are a little underwhelming, but Sara it has to be said does massage properly, including some of the really athletic stuff you'd expect in a Thai massage which results in your back and various joints being forcibly clicked into places using her legs. If you prefer not to be physically assaulted during the punt though I'm sure you can opt for the lighter stuff.
Anyway onto R2, more fondling, more OW, more cowgirl. At one point it didn't look like the second pop was going to happen but got there eventually despite going overtime. Cleaned up, dressed and vacated.
So overall a good punt by my standards. Once again I'll add the caveat that my standards are very vanilla, but if you're looking for a good simple Massage / HE then it's been a pretty consistent I'd say. Oh it's also worth noting that I have seen her multiple times. My first visit she was a little more shy and reluctant but the service has improved substantially over subsequent visits.
She leaves Swansea on Saturday but will be back in 2 weeks.
Would I return? Yes
VFM? Yes
Score: Well on general UKP standards I'd give it a solid 7/10
Cheers guys, sorry if it went on a little too long. Feedback would be appreciated I plan to do more reviews from here on in
