EndearingEmily of Chelmsford

[cockneybstrd]

Once I post the photo with the sign do I get an apology and my review reinstated?

you know what if your a geezer and not her then your behaviour is very odd indeed.

[FootieMadJonny]

Thank you Mrs Dani, I will take that advice. It would be better if the whole thread was deleted and or all the posts I've ever made removed so it doesn't hinder her review. I do feel very responsible.

[FootieMadJonny]

Anth I will raise this with her as I'm sure she will want to respond to these accusations

[The_Don]

A lot of stuff got deleted, including the pictures of her with £20 notes stuffed up her arse 

Sounds likes, she doing a Liam Ridgewell:

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[AnthG]

Anth I will raise this with her as I'm sure she will want to respond to these accusations

For fuck sake what for. It was 4 years ago now. It was done to death at the time. Then resurrected. Done to death again. Then resurrected, then done to death again.

These arguments - as Dani said, have been done to death and then resurrected more times than Jason Voorhees has.

You raised the subject that the guy on AW that got her account closed was the same guy on here. It wasn't. I said to you as some friendly advice that the guy you are quoting acted 100% in the same manner as you are doing now. And either way, she messed him over, or he messed her over. It ended badly. So don't do it as there is no point. She has UKE to post on. Its UKE its the forum that is WG oriented it is in effect her place to post on this issue.

[James999]

Thank you Mrs Dani, I will take that advice. It would be better if the whole thread was deleted and or all the posts I've ever made removed

Well that's not going to happen however much she might like it to, trying to manipulate Admin and suppress the truth about her isn't going to work 

[FootieMadJonny]

For fuck sake what for. It was 4 years ago now. It was done to death at the time. Then resurrected. Done to death again. Then resurrected, then done to death again.

These arguments - as Dani said, have been done to death and then resurrected more times than Jason Voorhees has.

You raised the subject that the guy on AW that got her account closed was the same guy on here. It wasn't. I said to you as some friendly advice that the guy you are quoting acted 100% in the same manner as you are doing now. And either way, she messed him over, or he messed her over. It ended badly. So don't do it as there is no point. She has UKE to post on. Its UKE its the forum that is WG oriented it is in effect her place to post on this issue.

That is what I am saying! I will tell her to post there.


And I was referring to the guy that got obsessed with her as the one who made those things up about his wife going back years, not the one that made her profile come down.

[FootieMadJonny]

Well that's not going to happen however much she might like it to, trying to manipulate Admin and suppress the truth about her isn't going to work 

Why should she have to suffer because of my stupid mistake on this thread?

[James999]

Why should she have to suffer because of my stupid mistake on this thread?

Suffer? What by the truth coming out? She can't avoid her actions and has to take responsibility for them, and if she tried to use you as her mouthpiece on here it's backfired, if you were trying to please her, it's backfired, that's not our problem, and as she's not a member here so not Admins problem 

[FootieMadJonny]

Suffer? What by the truth coming out? She can't avoid her actions and has to take responsibility for them, and if she tried to use you as her mouthpiece on here it's backfired, if you were trying to please her, it's backfired, that's not our problem, and as she's not a member here so not Admins problem 

So what your saying is that no matter how many positive reviews she gets, that she'll never be able to redeem herself and be able to move on from past mistakes?

[Dani]

Thank you Mrs Dani, I will take that advice. It would be better if the whole thread was deleted and or all the posts I've ever made removed so it doesn't hinder her review. I do feel very responsible.

Unfortunately Admin doesn't delete threads so it is now at the forefront of everyone's mind and it will be read thousands of times. Threads like this always are
Sometimes it really is better not to post.  I find putting the laptop down and having a cup of tea before posting helps as posting when annoyed only ever shows the worst of you. After a break you often find you have calmed down and have no need to post sulky/angry/persistent posts. 
It was the one thing I kept telling Emily the last time she was here.  Don't dig a hole for yourself especially when there are so many people holding shovels to help bury you. Put the shovel down and walk away. 
As you get older you learn not to argue when you can never win.  this is a punters forum for punters and prossies are only tolerated if they understand the ethos of this site and adhere to the rules.  White knights who go OTT like you have end up banned. This is not a place to try to convince anyone of how great a prossie is. You make a review and people make up their own minds. Trying to make others see things your way doesn't work nor does bitching to Admin because you don't like what people write in reply to you. It ensures everyone including myself is convinced you are Emily and now I doubt anyone would even believe a photo unless it's uploaded right now as even I could get a guy to pose if I had a few hours.
Best to let the thread die

[FootieMadJonny]

Dani I am not Emily, but again I thank you for the advice

[James999]

Dani I am not Emily,

She said that before on here when she had an account pretending to be a punter 

[stevedave]

Why am I not being banned if everyone is so convinced I'm Emily? Just go ahead and ban me if that's your decision please, I have had enough of this 

I'm guessing it will only be a matter of time Kyl...Johnny. Admin is probably enjoying your constant backing up of your best mate as much as the rest of us, and at the end of the day if you give someone enough rope they'll eventually hang themselves.

I wasn't around on UKP at the time of Kettlegate, but had a good read through it all last night. Best read I've had in ages 

[James999]

Are you home yet?

That's a good idea and I will do that when I return home

If you want to prove it, why don't you post a picture of yourself holding a large piece of paper that says "FootyMadJonny" and the date.  Obviously you can crop your head off, or blur it.

[James999]

Emily is thick, I studied at degree level

She also claimed to have studied at degree level 

[FootieMadJonny]

I away in Scotland until Monday so it will be difficult with family around. Just go ahead and block me already, I'm done with these bullshit accusations and the fact my genuine review has been deleted.

Admin won't even respond to my messages so I'm done with this. Plus Emily doesn't even want to see me at the moment now because she very upset. I'm not in a good mood at all

[AnthG]

and the fact my genuine review has been deleted.

You have posted one review, become the girls spokesperson, and become so cozy that you share each others internet connection as a result. This is the worst type and example of EAS you can get.

Vary your punting and see other girls. And if you say you do, then post up a review for them then too.

Admin won't even respond to my messages so I'm done with this. Plus Emily doesn't even want to see me at the moment now because she very upset. I'm not in a good mood at all

And because you are in Scotland....

[socks]

I away in Scotland until Monday so it will be difficult with family around. Just go ahead and block me already, I'm done with these bullshit accusations and the fact my genuine review has been deleted.

Admin won't even respond to my messages so I'm done with this. Plus Emily doesn't even want to see me at the moment now because she very upset. I'm not in a good mood at all

Possibly the girliest posting of all and that's quite an achievement, especially after Dani gave you good woman to woman advice on how to at least sound a bit male in your protestations. The "block me already" part was my favourite bit.

[FootieMadJonny]

Possibly the girliest posting of all and that's quite an achievement, especially after Dani gave you good woman to woman advice on how to at least sound a bit male in your protestations. The "block me already" part was my favourite bit.

You're completely delusional seriously.

And I am not attached like that, we have just become good friends as I've already said. Nothing more, nothing less.

[FootieMadJonny]

You have posted one review, become the girls spokesperson, and become so cozy that you share each others internet connection as a result. This is the worst type and example of EAS you can get.

Vary your punting and see other girls. And if you say you do, then post up a review for them then too.

And because you are in Scotland....

My family originates from Scotland. She doesn't even want to see me when I'm back after all this bullshit 

[CatBBW]

Ahhhhhh. I did wonder which "friend" it was who trawled through my 1,700+ posts just to find - and report back to her - my one less than complimentary post about her from 3 years ago. Subsequently she sent me an (understandably) angry message, to which I apologised for hurting her feelings, but I was baffled as to who would bother to spend days going through all my posts (or was it generally all the UKP posts about her?) in order to report back with their findings.

All makes sense now.

[OldAdmin]

I away in Scotland until Monday so it will be difficult with family around.

Guess that means you haven't found any man to take that pic for you that you said you would. Not that it would have fooled me.

I've been around for many years, it's pointless arguing that on multiple days that everytime two accounts came online at same time that it was coincidence.

You haven't logged into your UKE account as you rightly suspect it'll get yet another IP match.

But there's no need for any tech wizardry, your writing / arguing style is what initially got my attention, it's exact same as TeenKylie.

[smiths]

You're completely delusional seriously.

And I am not attached like that, we have just become good friends as I've already said. Nothing more, nothing less.

And your a very sad WG so desperate for attention that you have posed as a punter, done a review on yourself and been so thick as to have brought this attention on your false punter nick. If you had a brain cell you would be dangerous, stupid bitch.

Thanks to admin.

[dboy74]

Plus Emily doesn't even want to see me at the moment now because she very upset. I'm not in a good mood at all

You do not want to see yourself. How bizarre! 

[Cuntminion]

What was kettle gate?

Don't give monkeys about the scenario or sp as I would never book her , after reading through seven pages I would be highly surprised if that was not the sp as fmj

[smiths]

What was kettle gate?

Don't give monkeys about the scenario or sp as I would never book her , after reading through seven pages I would be highly surprised if that was not the sp as fmj

It WAS her posing as FMJ and has been banned as a consequence. Kettlegate was basically a punt arranged by a punter on here called Enzio who booked Kylie and another WG both members on here to an apartment he had rented and during the punt he posted pics of both WGs with £20 notes in their arse cheeks, all was going well until Kylie starting drinking and then all hell broke lose. This resulted in the police being called and Kylie taken away. The money for the punt was put behind a kettle hence the name. Kylie caused damage to the apartment but she REALLY wanted the cash and had to sort it out with Enzio. So she got so drunk causing damage that the police were called. There is a thread about it on here but some posts including Enzios pics were deleted if I recall correctly.

[SaneOnes]

She acted like a cunt during a FFM 3sum meet, got pissed up and carried on being a cunt to the point the police had to get involved. Then some of her money was later found behind a kettle which she accused the other parties to have had stolen from her when it wasn't. Blah fucking blah. Someone please lock this shit down already.

[vw]

Within hours of getting banned as fattiemadjohnny Emily is back on UKE after 1.5 months of no posts she is winging about her punter friends.

Now pre-mod.

Sounds a compete fantasist

[Dani]

Possibly the girliest posting of all and that's quite an achievement, especially after Dani gave you good woman to woman advice on how to at least sound a bit male in your protestations. The "block me already" part was my favourite bit.

I did try to tell her to stop posting as everyone knew who it was.  I didn't want to see her publicly embarrass herself again.  Watching someone in self destruct mode is never pretty so I had hoped when she said advice taken she would actually stop posting
The post on UKE was meant so everyone would ask why? That way she would then have a reason to bring it all up on there.  It's not nice to see someone destroying their own reputation and not even realising that's what they are doing as they believe they can lie their way out of it.  Hence I said a few times to stop bloody posting as its making it worse

[SaneOnes]

You need to come to Norwich, Dani. Well, Cambridge will be close enough. I have this longing for you.

[socks]

Within hours of getting banned as fattiemadjohnny Emily is back on UKE after 1.5 months of no posts she is winging about her punter friends.

Now pre-mod.

Sounds a compete fantasist

It's FMJ!!! Doesn't look too gutted at being banned 

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[Cuntminion]

It WAS her posing as FMJ and has been banned as a consequence. Kettlegate was basically a punt arranged by a punter on here called Enzio who booked Kylie and another WG both members on here to an apartment he had rented and during the punt he posted pics of both WGs with £20 notes in their arse cheeks, all was going well until Kylie starting drinking and then all hell broke lose. This resulted in the police being called and Kylie taken away. The money for the punt was put behind a kettle hence the name. Kylie caused damage to the apartment but she REALLY wanted the cash and had to sort it out with Enzio. So she got so drunk causing damage that the police were called. There is a thread about it on here but some posts including Enzios pics were deleted if I recall correctly.

Cheers  I think one flare up like that is enough to damage your out call sp rep indefinitely

Yeah had no doubt it was her posting as fmj reading through the posts here

[sxman]

For the life of me I don't understand why she did it, she was getting some good reviews here and some where speaking positive about her and then she presses that self destruct button and makes a complete twat herself AGAIN !!!

Anyway it was entertaining for us. 

[SaneOnes]

Old habits die hard. Guilty conscience. Unfinished "business". Plain twat.

Too many to choose from.

[cunnyhunt]

Where do I claim my £5 for naming FMJ as TK 2 months ago on writing style 

[socks]

Where do I claim my £5 for naming FMJ as TK 2 months ago on writing style 

Fair enough you were first but my claim quickly escalated into the furore that nailed the bugger. So 50:50?

[cunnyhunt]

Fair enough you were first but my claim quickly escalated into the furore that nailed the bugger. So 50:50?

£2.50...what could I buy with that?

EE/TK for 1 minute 15 seconds......fuck it keep the £5

 

[cockneybstrd]

£2.50...what could I buy with that?

EE/TK for 1 minute 15 seconds......fuck it keep the £5

 

couple of pieces of kfc ?

in all seriousness it does give us another insight into mental state of TK

[socks]

£2.50...what could I buy with that?

EE/TK for 1 minute 15 seconds......fuck it keep the £5

 

It's the principle of efforts being recognised and rewarded  .

Fair point though as to its actual usefulness. How about we donate it to charity, perhaps one that supports overweight, schizophrenic, delusional and vicious prostitutes? Not that i can think of any who would benefit from such a service...

[James999]

Guess that means you haven't found any man to take that pic for you that you said you would. Not that it would have fooled me.

I've been around for many years, it's pointless arguing that on multiple days that everytime two accounts came online at same time that it was coincidence.

You haven't logged into your UKE account as you rightly suspect it'll get yet another IP match.

But there's no need for any tech wizardry, your writing / arguing style is what initially got my attention, it's exact same as TeenKylie.

If you take a step back and actually look at the situation you realise how sad she clearly is, to create an account and pretend to be a punter to talk about / promote herself, just shows how desparate she must be 

[Bigus Dickus]

This thread was very entertaining! Made my Sunday morning! 

[cunnyhunt]

in all seriousness it does give us another insight into mental state of TK

Yes it does.
When I started to read FMJ's review I immediately thought it was a female writing but I have been quick to judge in the past and thought I would give the benefit of the doubt. The confirmation to me was when FMJ/EE/TK criticised HP for bareback, some punters may not like it but they do not go to the lengths that TK did to challenge him, the reporting of posts and whining was classic TK.

EE/TK thought she was smart this time but as before Admin is one step ahead.

[Belgarion]

Interesting read and it is quite unfortunate that Emily decided to make a fake account, post a review of herself and then make the comments she has made on this thread.

I did read the kettlegate thread and noticed she had some positive reviews after that and had hoped she had turned a corner and was looking to book her in the very near future.

After this thread, I believe it is safe to say any such thoughts are gone and I will never book to see her.

[stuie123123]

Not been on here for long time,I myself got accused of being Emily ,yeah they are just escorts you pay,i must admit I liked her a bit more than I should,so she can't be all bad, I've stop wasting my money,Ive joined a site called fab swingers ,only go on now and then but in 4 months I've been on there I've met 4 and the good thing is it's free and they are only on there because they want it too, not your money,i would recommend anyone here giving that site a try

[sxman]

Not been on here for long time,I myself got accused of being Emily ,yeah they are just escorts you pay,i must admit I liked her a bit more than I should,so she can't be all bad, I've stop wasting my money,Ive joined a site called fab swingers ,only go on now and then but in 4 months I've been on there I've met 4 and the good thing is it's free and they are only on there because they want it too, not your money,i would recommend anyone here giving that site a try

Fabswingers is a complete waste of time unless you have a 6 pack and a 9" dick and look like Brad Pitt, or if your on there with your other half, Im a average looking guy and the only interest I got was from unattractive overweight woman in there 50s, rather pay money than waste my time with that shit.

But thanks for bumping the thread up to tell us.

[muddy funxter]

I'm not bumping this thread, but I found this skank to be the most rude, conniving, fuck up I have ever met punting (without actually having the pleasure of meeting). She is absolutely massive, I saw her at my local Tesco, obviously I now what she looks like, she does not know what I look like!, She has trolled me several times, imagine I had met her and she did know who I was? while out shopping with the wife an kids, I would have not doubt she would start WW3, I personally believe she has mental health issues!

But have had some great punts recently in around Chelmsford area recently, and if any of you that really like this disgusting skank want there names PM I'll try educate you lol

Moderators sorry if a bit strong but this Teen kylie / Endearing Emily is really going to get a punter into serious bother soon!

I wouldn't believe a good review on her EVER!

[socks]

I'm not bumping this thread, but I found this skank to be the most rude, conniving, fuck up I have ever met punting (without actually having the pleasure of meeting). She is absolutely massive, I saw her at my local Tesco, obviously I now what she looks like, she does not know what I look like!, She has trolled me several times, imagine I had met her and she did know who I was? while out shopping with the wife an kids, I would have not doubt she would start WW3, I personally believe she has mental health issues!

But have had some great punts recently in around Chelmsford area recently, and if any of you that really like this disgusting skank want there names PM I'll try educate you lol

Moderators sorry if a bit strong but this Teen kylie / Endearing Emily is really going to get a punter into serious bother soon!

I wouldn't believe a good review on her EVER!

Details, ie what's the story behind this mistrust and warning to other punters?

[The_Don]

But have had some great punts recently in around Chelmsford area recently

If you have the time, please share via some reviews as it may help genuine punters 

Details, ie what's the story behind this mistrust and warning to other punters?

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[muddy funxter]

Socks,

After I had to cancel an appointment, with plenty of notice, she turned nasty!

She kept phoning me leaving real obscure messages, sending texts saying she was going to out me etc, etc. just threat after threat really.

Trolling me on forums it don't sound much but she was a real nasty piece of work, like I said mental health issues!