EndearingEmily of Chelmsford

[socks]

A number of your broadband IPs on multiple occasions match hers on UKE, explain that.

EDIT: And you both use the exact same mobile network provider, what coincidence.

Fucking hell Kylie/Emily, I guess that's the last of your fmj posts then? However it would be good to have an all out confessional before the big man cuts you out. It could be very therapeutic for you. And don't forget to end it with "and I would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids"

[FootieMadJonny]

A number of your broadband IPs on multiple occasions match hers on UKE, explain that.

EDIT: And you both use the exact same mobile network provider, what coincidence.

Ive used her broadband to view Ukp when I've been round there for bookings! We both have a look together as I'm the only one with an account here

And I have been with 02 for ten years, it's the best 

[FootieMadJonny]

Fucking hell Kylie/Emily, I guess that's the last of your fmj posts then? However it would be good to have an all out confessional before the big man cuts you out. It could be very therapeutic for you. And don't forget to end it with "and I would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids"

What do you not understand about the fact that I have connected to her WiFi on multiple occasions. I am a regular of hers!

So I'm going to be banned for connecting to her Internet?

[vw]

Ive used her broadband to view Ukp when I've been round there for bookings! We both have a look together as I'm the only one with an account here

And I have been with 02 for ten years, it's the best 

did she write any of your comments for you ?   

[FootieMadJonny]

did she write any of your comments for you ?   

Of course not! As far as I know she's banned and I don't want it to risk me getting banned

[smiths]

Ive used her broadband to view Ukp when I've been round there for bookings! We both have a look together as I'm the only one with an account here

How did I know you were going to say this, so by your own admission your colluding with a WG banned off here using her broadband, as I said well dodgy and I don't believe a word you post, you bullshitter.

[smiths]

What do you not understand about the fact that I have connected to her WiFi on multiple occasions. I am a regular of hers!

So I'm going to be banned for connecting to her Internet?

You SAY you a punter of hers but now admitted using her net to access UKP, your 1 review is on her so to say your dodgy is a gross under-statement, Walter Mitty has more credibility than you.

[FootieMadJonny]

How did I know you were going to say this, so by your own admission your colluding with a WG banned off here using her broadband, as I said well dodgy and I don't believe a word you post, you bullshitter.

It's not dodgy for gods sake! She's a brilliant service provider and that why I visit her. She lets me connect to her broadband when I'm there. Why is that dodgy? I'm a genuine punter 

[FootieMadJonny]

You SAY you a punter of hers but now admitted using her net to access UKP, your 1 review is on her so to say your dodgy is a gross under-statement, Walter Mitty has more credibility than you.

What is wrong with me doing this? I don't get it?

Please stop telling me I'm a fraud when I'm not

[smiths]

Of course not! As far as I know she's banned and I don't want it to risk me getting banned

You must think we are as thick as pig shit, "as far as I know she is banned", as though you wouldn't of discussed this with her and know as fact she was banned when you reckon you were accessing UKP when punting with her. Your one brain cell has now deserted you.

[FootieMadJonny]

You must think we are as thick as pig shit, "as far as I know she is banned", as though you wouldn't of discussed this with her and know as fact she was banned when you reckon you were accessing UKP when punting with her. Your one brain cell has now deserted you.

Why are you saying this? I don't think you're thick at all. I am trying to explain myself at you're just attacking me

[smiths]

What is wrong with me doing this? I don't get it?

Please stop telling me I'm a fraud when I'm not

Ok Kylie, your "story" here relies on admin and others interested believing what you say is true, you say you used her net access, but its her access so why on earth would I believe you aren't her.

[FootieMadJonny]

Ok Kylie, your "story" here relies on admin and others interested believing what you say is true, you say you used her net access, but its her access so why on earth would I believe you aren't her.

I don't understand why I can't connect to a working girls broadband? I also like watching porn etc on my punts and don't like using all my data. How can I prove I'm a genuine punter please?

Everyone that makes a review on her is attacked and accused of being her. I've become good friends with her and I'm not ashamed to say that.

[smiths]

Why are you saying this? I don't think you're thick at all. I am trying to explain myself at you're just attacking me

Because your bullshitting and its so very obvious, you have been sussed out by admin and others, the game is up.

[FootieMadJonny]

Because you

I said as far as I was aware she is still banned! We don't constantly talk about UKP

[FootieMadJonny]

Because your bullshitting and its so very obvious, you have been sussed out by admin and others, the game is up.

Oh for gods sake why are you not understanding what I'm saying?? You're just trying to wind me up now. I'm not her and I'm a regular punter and have seen many girls in the London and Essex region. You are welcome to think something that's not true, but I am trying to explain myself and getting no where 

[FootieMadJonny]

Please admin I have messages you. Can you tell me how I can rectify these bullshit claims 

[stevedave]

How can I prove I'm a genuine punter please?

See some other girls and review them.

And stop browsing UKP with WG's - it doesn't take a genius to see that's pretty dodgy looking 

[vw]

See some other girls and review them.

And stop browsing UKP with WG's - it doesn't take a genius to see that's pretty dodgy looking 

Good  advice !   

One topic posters cause lots of suspicion on here remember spkmstr48

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=79536.msg990632#msg990632

[FootieMadJonny]

See some other girls and review them.

And stop browsing UKP with WG's - it doesn't take a genius to see that's pretty dodgy looking 

[sxman]

See some other girls and review them.

Does not matter now, if he is a genuine punter he has lost the trust of members now.

Going on UKP and colluding with a banned WG is well dodgy.

All I can say is that bump did not go to plan. 

[FootieMadJonny]

Does not matter now, if he is a genuine punter he has lost the trust of members now.

Going on UKP and colluding with a banned WG is well dodgy.

All I can say is that bump did not go to plan. 

For the last time, I wasn't "bumping" and Emily has proven to be a valuable working girl now after her past mistakes. I don't really know what I've done so wrong

[socks]

For the last time, I wasn't "bumping" and Emily has proven to be a valuable working girl now after her past mistakes. I don't really know what I've done so wrong

A bit like on kettlegate IIRC?

[James999]

Emily has actually told me to stop making such an idiot of myself on here

Great advice from a fat bird who crawled around naked with £20 notes stuffed up her arse 

[FootieMadJonny]

Great advice from a fat bird who crawled around naked with £20 notes stuffed up her arse 

Yes, over four years ago. God when will this stop?- sorry nearly five years

[James999]

I have talked to her about it in detail and she's always been really sorry about what happened.

Bollocks, after she got taken away by the Police the next day she was ranting on here blaming everyone from the other pro$$ie to the poor client, the only thing she's ever been sorry about is when Kentucky reduced the Bucket of Chicken pieces from 14 to 12, she now has to order a couple of extra pieces to go with the bucket now for her lunch 

[FootieMadJonny]

A bit like on kettlegate IIRC?

Whats IIRC??

[James999]

Yes, over four years ago. God when will this stop?- sorry nearly five years

It won't stop, why should it, you may want to brush it under the carpet but others don't her behaviour was very poor and her attitude stinks, she was a compulsive liar 

I have not seen her profile for ages, and seriously she's like a fucking balloon the way she's inflated, her food bill must be fucking massive, I bet the local KFC profits are high 

[itk]

If your bullshit stories are to be believed, I find it strange you pay a WG to then sit there and peruse UKP while on her internet connection. Then again I suppose that's better than getting naked with her.

[FootieMadJonny]

Bollocks, after she got taken away by the Police the next day she was ranting on here blaming everyone from the other pro$$ie to the poor client, the only thing she's ever been sorry about is when Kentucky reduced the Bucket of Chicken pieces from 14 to 12, she now has to order a couple of extra pieces to go with the bucket now for her lunch 

I don't understand why you're still talking about actions nearly five years ago by a stupid 19 year old girl at the time? Every time we have had the conversation she deeply regrets the outcome and has never done anything like it since. What's chicken got to with it

You're just being nasty making digs at her weight. This is ridiculous

[FootieMadJonny]

If your bullshit stories are to be believed, I find it strange you pay a WG to then sit there and peruse UKP while on her internet connection. Then again I suppose that's better than getting naked with her.

Oh no we have great sex! We have just become good friends

[FootieMadJonny]

It won't stop, why should it, you may want to brush it under the carpet but others don't her behaviour was very poor and her attitude stinks, she was a compulsive liar 

I have not seen her profile for ages, and seriously she's like a fucking balloon the way she's inflated, her food bill must be fucking massive, I bet the local KFC profits are high 

Do you have an obsession with chicken James?

[James999]

Do you have an obsession with chicken James?

I'd eat a bit of KFC, but nothing like the quantity she would consume, she used to post on here from her local KFC while munching her way through a couple of bargain buckets 

[James999]

I don't understand why you're still talking about actions nearly five years ago by a stupid 19 year old girl at the time? Every time we have had the conversation she deeply regrets the outcome and has never done anything like it since. What's chicken got to with it

You're just being nasty making digs at her weight. This is ridiculous

It's you who bumped her and "marketed" her on here, ( I didn't even recall her being called Endeering Emily now)  so as such you who brought up the subject, she showed no remorse and in fact blamed everyone else for her behaviour, a typical Chav attitude, very VICKY POLLARD. And as for Chicken (KFC) She was obsessed with the stuff and used to post on here via her local KFC

I'm not having digs about her weight, I'm genuinely amazed at how shes got herself into such a state at a relatively young age, she posted pics on here once of herself as a slim size 8, nowadays she's off the scale, even AW don't have a size category for her and have to use 18+

[AnthG]

Oh no we have great sex! We have just become good friends

I don't understand why I can't connect to a working girls broadband?say that.

As it is showing you are getting far too attached. Its not a good thing to get too attached to a working girl. Especially as they are not getting attached to you at the same time. You are just a friendly ATM to them and that is all.

It always ends badly getting attached to a WG.

[cunnyhunt]

Oh no we have great sex! We have just become good friends

Ask her for a friends freebie. You'll see how friendly she is with you.

[socks]

Whats IIRC??

If i recall correctly, which I do

[maxxblue]

It's not dodgy for gods sake! She's a brilliant service provider and that why I visit her. She lets me connect to her broadband when I'm there. Why is that dodgy? I'm a genuine punter 

That is such a coincidence, as every time I see a WG, after I have shagged her, instead of getting showered and dressed like most other punters, I ask her for her username and password so that I can connect to her wifi, and then we peruse the UKP site together. 

[FootieMadJonny]

It's you who bumped her and "marketed" her on here, ( I didn't even recall her being called Endeering Emily now)  so as such you who brought up the subject, she showed no remorse and in fact blamed everyone else for her behaviour, a typical Chav attitude, very VICKY POLLARD. And as for Chicken (KFC) She was obsessed with the stuff and used to post on here via her local KFC

I'm not having digs about her weight, I'm genuinely amazed at how shes got herself into such a state at a relatively young age, she posted pics on here once of herself as a slim size 8, nowadays she's off the scale, even AW don't have a size category for her and have to use 18+

James, I am not the only person to rave about her and her services. What about the other reviews on here just like this one?

I'm sure you're right and she showed no remorse at the time. Once again, that was almost five years ago! Don't you think a silly young girl can change? There has been no evidence she has acted the same since in bookings and has consistent glowing reviews. I viewed her old profile on adultwork a couple of years ago before I booked her and she had something like 250 glowing reviews even then! As I've already said, she has told me time and time again how embarrassed and sorry she is and is content on providing a consistently good service since.

You don't like big girls and that's fair enough, I do and Emily has a stunning face too. Emily always comes across very intelligent and articulate in her attitude, obviously something that comes with growing up. Attractiveness is subjective James. Why the need to constantly make comments about it though? If she lost the weight and went down to an 8 again I would no longer find her as attractive as I do now.

Emily has asked me to stop commenting as this is embarrassing her as every single time she gets a good review other members slate it and bring up the past. So I'm not going to keep commenting

[FootieMadJonny]

That is such a coincidence, as every time I see a WG, after I have shagged her, instead of getting showered and dressed like most other punters, I ask her for her username and password so that I can connect to her wifi, and then we peruse the UKP site together. 

No this was after several meetings with her that I asked if I could and she wanted to see my profile

[OldAdmin]

No this was after several meetings with her that I asked if I could and she wanted to see my profile

Both of you use the same iPhone version and came online at same time on multiple occasions in March 2016. Coincidence?

[FootieMadJonny]

Both of you use the same iPhone version and came online at same time on multiple occasions in March 2016. Coincidence?

No I always update the new version that comes out because it clears bugs. I have no idea what Emily uses

If I'm banned because I connected to her wifi then so be it, but I didn't even think it would cause any of this

[FootieMadJonny]

Both of you use the same iPhone version and came online at same time on multiple occasions in March 2016. Coincidence?

Also don't nearly everyone who uses iPhones update their versions when they come out?

I do apologise if I caused any unnecessary drama 

[Mr Farkyhars]

For the last time, I wasn't "bumping" and Emily has proven to be a valuable working girl now after her past mistakes

I like fat birds too, but I'm damned if I can see why a punter would talk like that about a WG he was shagging.

[FootieMadJonny]

I like fat birds too, but I'm damned if I can see why a punter would talk like that about a WG he was shagging.

I view the forum regularly and I know her history that's why. Goodnight folks!

[Roth]

EndearingEmily?  More like PieEatingEmily. 

[stevedave]

I view the forum regularly and I know her history that's why. Goodnight folks!

She's gonna be pissed at you, you've said at least three times that she's told you to stop commenting, but you can't resist!

[James999]

Don't you think a silly young girl can change?

Well she's certainly changed, she's more than doubled in size 

[James999]

Emily always comes across very intelligent and articulate in her attitude,

She used to say exactly that same line, yet the facts showed she was a chav who had remedial language at best 

[James999]

she wanted to see my profile

She can see your profile (for what it's worth) by just viewing UKP, the smell of bullshit is overpowering