EndearingEmily of Chelmsford

[Simplysimon]

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First off I make no apologies for being fluffy in this review , I wanted and recieved a GFE meet.

I'm not one to normally visit the more fuller figured lady but there's something about the look of Emily that certainly attracts me .
Have been wanting to visit Emily for a long time now but work and our diarys not matching meant that I was unable until today. Yes I know all about Emily's previous faux pas but recent feedback has all been positive so I decided to visit her.

Initial comms were excellent and we arranged a convenient time for us both for this evening , postcode and instructions were sent and at the allotted time I left for the hour journey to her incall location .

Arrived at agreed location , and was given final directions to her home which is in a quiet residential area of Chelmsford, was told that she was running 15 mins late as she had only recently arrived home as had been travelling back from her non SP related other interest.

Recieved call saying she was ready about 10mins after booking time and walked the short distance to her home , no waiting around for the door to be opened , Emily was dressed in a simple black dress and to this older gentleman she looked stunning , was greeted with a kiss and offered a drink.
After paperwork being proffered and a shower taken we adjourned to her bedroom , with a very large bed which was nice and high something I prefer.
Emily advertises herself as giving a genuine GFE , well she certainly delivers , she kisses with enthusiasm which considering she is 23 and I am into my 50's was a wonderful surprise.
She is a large lady with massive breasts , gives very good owo and despite her larger size she is very flexible .
My hour was certainly one of the best punts I've had for a long while .

Summary

Comms 10/10
Facially 8/10
Body if you like larger ladies 8/10 if you don't then you won't book her anyway
Service 8/10 everything advertised was delivered with enthusiasm (would have been 9 except for the wait at the beginning)

Overall if you like a PSE then Emily is not for you , if you want an enthusiastic GFE with a young attractive fuller figured 23 year old then 100% give Emily a visit

[FootieMadJonny]

She really is fucking amazing!

[Jimmyredcab]

She really is fucking amazing!

Maybe if she lost about 6 stone.   

[socks]

Maybe if she lost about 6 stone.   

Mind you isn't a fair amount of that in the historical baggage she carries around, IIRC

[uutarn]

Maybe if she lost about 6 stone.   

Meh. I'd still tap it if she was more on the PSE side.

[FootieMadJonny]

Maybe if she lost about 6 stone.   

Funny that I wouldn't be interested if she lost that much 

[FootieMadJonny]

SimplySimon will you be returning?

[sxman]

SimplySimon will you be returning?

I'm starting to get suspicious about you Footie, you seem to tout this girl at every opportunity.

[FootieMadJonny]

I'm starting to get suspicious about you Footie, you seem to tout this girl at every opportunity.

I am not touting sxman. SimplySimon didn't include if he'd be returning or not 

[smiths]

I'm starting to get suspicious about you Footie, you seem to tout this girl at every opportunity.

Dear me, a punter would have to be seriously deluded to tout this fat pig, a WG so bad that the police had to be called during the infamous Kettlegate episode, if she paid me it would be a fuck off.

[FootieMadJonny]

Dear me, a punter would have to be seriously deluded to tout this fat pig, a WG so bad that the police had to be called during the infamous Kettlegate episode, if she paid me it would be a fuck off.

I don't understand why this keeps being mentioned?? It was over four years ago and she's had consistently glowing feedback since?

[smiths]

I don't understand why this keeps being mentioned?? It was over four years ago and she's had consistently glowing feedback since?

Well engage your brain then and you might work it out.

[FootieMadJonny]

Well engage your brain then and you might work it out.

Of course it was bad yes, but she seems to have learnt from it and provides a great service!

You can't penalise someone for the rest of their life for a mistake they made years ago 

[smiths]

Of course it was bad yes, but she seems to have learnt from it and provides a great service!

You can't penalise someone for the rest of their life for a mistake they made years ago 

I can think and do what I like just like you can.

[FootieMadJonny]

I can think and do what I like just like you can.

Well yes of course you can, but it's just mean isn't it when someone has made an effort to change. That's all I'm saying 

[smiths]

Well yes of course you can, but it's just mean isn't it when someone has made an effort to change. That's all I'm saying 

Cant say I care about whether you think its mean or not.

[FootieMadJonny]

Well that's why we're all here to discuss what eachother thinks 

I stand corrected, it is actually almost five years since that incident. 

[smiths]

Well that's why we're all here to discuss what eachother thinks 

I stand corrected, it is actually almost five years since that incident.

 I have posted what I think, and it wont be changing.

[FootieMadJonny]

I have posted what I think, and it wont be changing.

I never asked you to, just responded to what you said 

[Neal69]

Getting fed up with this twat.......AGAIN


FMG

You have fucked EE and enjoyed it.

So Have I.

If I had known her background I would have not have gone near her. Reviews/opinions on here have saved me ££££.

As it happened it was actually EE, or TK as she was then known, who told me that this site existed.

I had a great time with her and have visited several times since my review and will continue to do so in the future.

Others cannot or will not let the past stay in the past.

Let others have their opinions and stop being such a fluffy cunt.

Go see her enjoy your meets  as I do.

She is not your Girlfriend so stop white knighting her. You are not doing her any favours.

IMHO she is a top SP and for the hour or more that you are with her she is as engaging, funny and interesting as any other WG I have seen ( and a damn good fuck to boot).

But just quit ...before you get banned permanently.

Your constant bickering with established members is boring.

N

[FootieMadJonny]

I haven't been able to reply until now, so apologies.

I'm sorry I wind you up so much Neal. The thing is that I just don't understand why it's still brought up on every new positive review about her five years later. That just doesn't make sense! Every other review about her service etc has been excellent, but some still don't want to admit that fact. The fact you wouldn't of gone near her if you knew about it is worrying, because others could miss out on a great time with her because they can't leave the past in the past.

I am perhaps a little "fluffy" but I just say what I believe to be the truth 

[Hertsgent]

Yawn ..... I don't really have an axe to grind, other that I'm bored fucking shitless FMG of your constant reiteration of your views on EE and also anything around BB - we know your views on these two topics, I think they are the only two topics you comment on, and you are completely resistant to any alternative point of view 

Read Neal69s post - he's trying to do you a big favour.....

[oohermrs]

Can't make up my mind whether I want to continue reading this thread or start self-harming...

All we need now is a reply from FMJ and that'll make up my mind.   

[dubs]

Maybe it is brought up because she posted pictures from that night on UKE as if it was a funny thing that happened. If she showed some remorse about the serious problems she caused rather than treating it as a joke, then maybe we would forgive and forget

[FootieMadJonny]

Maybe it is brought up because she posted pictures from that night on UKE as if it was a funny thing that happened. If she showed some remorse about the serious problems she caused rather than treating it as a joke, then maybe we would forgive and forget

I have talked to her about it in detail and she's always been really sorry about what happened. As far as I know she had several members wanting to see those pictures, including me! It had nothing to do with taking the piss out of what happened later on I doubt very much. When we've talked it's always been how ashamed she was and that she would never let anything like that happen again, which it doesn't seem to of repeated itself.

[socks]

Maybe it is brought up because she posted pictures from that night on UKE as if it was a funny thing that happened. If she showed some remorse about the serious problems she caused rather than treating it as a joke, then maybe we would forgive and forget

It gets worse! Link?

[faggins]

Can't make up my mind whether I want to continue reading this thread or start self-harming...

Was thinking the same, but decided to get pissed instead

Must say that even though I'm a regular(ish) (but infrequent) visitor to that neck of the woods this whole thread has really put me off the idea of visiting this girl.

[uutarn]

Been resisting replying to this for a while.
Haven't met EE but have troused through the archives to get an idea of what went on.

All i can say is everyone makes mistakes, especially when they're young. I know i made fuck loads in my early twenties and i'm sure a lot of others here did too. How else are you meant to learn in life? Pay attention to your parents? No teenager does that.

I'm not excusing what she done, or making light of it. Just that no one's perfect and if someone is genuinely repentant, they deserve a second chance.

[SaneOnes]

Has anyone else noticed that FootieMadJonny got referred as FMG twice by two different members back to back? It's FMJ. Just thought I'd point that out. Anyhoo, as you were, fellas.

[Neal69]

My bad.

I started it.

N

[FootieMadJonny]

Been resisting replying to this for a while.
Haven't met EE but have troused through the archives to get an idea of what went on.

All i can say is everyone makes mistakes, especially when they're young. I know i made fuck loads in my early twenties and i'm sure a lot of others here did too. How else are you meant to learn in life? Pay attention to your parents? No teenager does that.

I'm not excusing what she done, or making light of it. Just that no one's perfect and if someone is genuinely repentant, they deserve a second chance.

I didn't see this comment. Totally agree mate 

[socks]

FMJ, you are TK/EE. Do I win £5?

[vw]

FMJ, you are TK/EE. Do I win £5?

Either fattymadjohnnie is EE or an obsessive !   

[sxman]

Either fattymadjohnnie is EE or an obsessive !   

I was thinking exactly the same before this thread got bumped again by him or her.

Pretty much every thread he/she comments on he/she manages to divert the conversation to EE.

[vw]

I was thinking exactly the same before this thread got bumped again by him or her.

Pretty much every thread he/she comments on he/she manages to divert the conversation to EE.

Preferred it when he was at war with HP, at least there was comedy value and a bit of  variety.

[socks]

Bored this morning, saw the bump, had a speed read of fmj's posts. Writes like a girl, is a girl.

[FootieMadJonny]

I'm not a girl or EE! I'm just a regular punter of hers. I was replying to the comment I hadn't seen, why am I being ostracised like this???

[socks]

I'm not a girl or EE! I'm just a regular punter of hers. I was replying to the comment I hadn't seen, why am I being ostracised like this???

I bet if that was handwritten there'd be little lovehearts over each of the little i's

[cunnyhunt]

FMJ, you are TK/EE. Do I win £5?

I won the £5 some months ago.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=88078.msg1079516#msg1079516

FMJ/TK/EE needs to stop touting and bumping the fat threads.

[smiths]

I won the £5 some months ago.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=88078.msg1079516#msg1079516

FMJ/TK/EE needs to stop touting and bumping the fat threads.

Good spot, that poster is well dodgy in my view.

[FootieMadJonny]

Good spot, that poster is well dodgy in my view.

It's absolute bollocks! It seems a trend here to accuse every punter who thinks Emily is great to say it's actually her in disguise touting! 

[OldAdmin]

It's absolute bollocks! It seems a trend here to accuse every punter who thinks Emily is great to say it's actually her in disguise touting! 

Why are you posing as a punter?

[cunnyhunt]

It's absolute bollocks! It seems a trend here to accuse every punter who thinks Emily is great to say it's actually her in disguise touting! 

I gave you the benefit of doubt and ignored your female writing style but you keep returning to the EE/TK threads and bumping them.

I am sure you are female. 

[FootieMadJonny]

Why are you posing as a punter?

I'm not! I am 100% male!!

Emily has actually told me to stop making such an idiot of myself on here 

[cunnyhunt]

I'm not! I am 100% male!!

Emily has actually told me to stop making such an idiot of myself on here 

Was this before or after she told you to bump her threads?

[FootieMadJonny]

Was this before or after she told you to bump her threads?

I was replying to comments, can't you see?

[cunnyhunt]

I was replying to comments, can't you see?

I made a valid comment in response to your reply to Admin.

[socks]

I won the £5 some months ago.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=88078.msg1079516#msg1079516

FMJ/TK/EE needs to stop touting and bumping the fat threads.

Bugger!

[smiths]

It's absolute bollocks! It seems a trend here to accuse every punter who thinks Emily is great to say it's actually her in disguise touting! 

Really, well the man who matters on here doesn't seem convinced.

[OldAdmin]

I'm not! I am 100% male!!

A number of your broadband IPs on multiple occasions match hers on UKE, explain that.

EDIT: And you both use the exact same mobile network provider, what coincidence.