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Author Topic: EndearingEmily of Chelmsford  (Read 6415 times)


6 review(s) for EndearingEmilyGFE (5 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline comaminion

What was kettle gate?

Don't give monkeys about the scenario or sp as I would never book her , after reading through seven pages I would be highly surprised if that was not the sp as fmj

Banning reason: White-knighting

Offline smiths

What was kettle gate?

Don't give monkeys about the scenario or sp as I would never book her , after reading through seven pages I would be highly surprised if that was not the sp as fmj

It WAS her posing as FMJ and has been banned as a consequence. Kettlegate was basically a punt arranged by a punter on here called Enzio who booked Kylie and another WG both members on here to an apartment he had rented and during the punt he posted pics of both WGs with £20 notes in their arse cheeks, all was going well until Kylie starting drinking and then all hell broke lose. This resulted in the police being called and Kylie taken away. The money for the punt was put behind a kettle hence the name. Kylie caused damage to the apartment but she REALLY wanted the cash and had to sort it out with Enzio. So she got so drunk causing damage that the police were called. There is a thread about it on here but some posts including Enzios pics were deleted if I recall correctly. :thumbsdown:

Offline SaneOnes

She acted like a cunt during a FFM 3sum meet, got pissed up and carried on being a cunt to the point the police had to get involved. Then some of her money was later found behind a kettle which she accused the other parties to have had stolen from her when it wasn't. Blah fucking blah. Someone please lock this shit down already.

Within hours of getting banned as fattiemadjohnny Emily is back on UKE after 1.5 months of no posts she is winging about her punter friends.

Now pre-mod.

Sounds a compete fantasist



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Offline Dani

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Possibly the girliest posting of all and that's quite an achievement, especially after Dani gave you good woman to woman advice on how to at least sound a bit male in your protestations. The "block me already" part was my favourite bit.

I did try to tell her to stop posting as everyone knew who it was.  I didn't want to see her publicly embarrass herself again.  Watching someone in self destruct mode is never pretty so I had hoped when she said advice taken she would actually stop posting
The post on UKE was meant so everyone would ask why? That way she would then have a reason to bring it all up on there.  It's not nice to see someone destroying their own reputation and not even realising that's what they are doing as they believe they can lie their way out of it.  Hence I said a few times to stop bloody posting as its making it worse


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Offline SaneOnes

You need to come to Norwich, Dani. Well, Cambridge will be close enough. I have this longing for you.

Offline socks

Within hours of getting banned as fattiemadjohnny Emily is back on UKE after 1.5 months of no posts she is winging about her punter friends.

Now pre-mod.

Sounds a compete fantasist
It's FMJ!!! Doesn't look too gutted at being banned  :lol:

https://www.ukescorting.com/media/love-yourself.5448/
« Last Edit: June 04, 2016, 08:04:13 PM by socks »


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Offline comaminion

It WAS her posing as FMJ and has been banned as a consequence. Kettlegate was basically a punt arranged by a punter on here called Enzio who booked Kylie and another WG both members on here to an apartment he had rented and during the punt he posted pics of both WGs with £20 notes in their arse cheeks, all was going well until Kylie starting drinking and then all hell broke lose. This resulted in the police being called and Kylie taken away. The money for the punt was put behind a kettle hence the name. Kylie caused damage to the apartment but she REALLY wanted the cash and had to sort it out with Enzio. So she got so drunk causing damage that the police were called. There is a thread about it on here but some posts including Enzios pics were deleted if I recall correctly. :thumbsdown:

Cheers  :D I think one flare up like that is enough to damage your out call sp rep indefinitely

Yeah had no doubt it was her posting as fmj reading through the posts here

Banning reason: White-knighting

Offline sxman

For the life of me I don't understand why she did it, she was getting some good reviews here and some where speaking positive about her and then she presses that self destruct button and makes a complete twat herself AGAIN !!!

Anyway it was entertaining for us.  :lol:

Offline SaneOnes

Old habits die hard. Guilty conscience. Unfinished "business". Plain twat.

Too many to choose from.

Offline cunnyhunt

Where do I claim my £5 for naming FMJ as TK 2 months ago on writing style  :D

Offline socks

Where do I claim my £5 for naming FMJ as TK 2 months ago on writing style  :D
Fair enough you were first but my claim quickly escalated into the furore that nailed the bugger. So 50:50? ;)

Offline cunnyhunt

Fair enough you were first but my claim quickly escalated into the furore that nailed the bugger. So 50:50? ;)

£2.50...what could I buy with that?

EE/TK for 1 minute 15 seconds......fuck it keep the £5

 :lol:

£2.50...what could I buy with that?

EE/TK for 1 minute 15 seconds......fuck it keep the £5

 :lol:

couple of pieces of kfc ?

in all seriousness it does give us another insight into mental state of TK

Offline socks

£2.50...what could I buy with that?

EE/TK for 1 minute 15 seconds......fuck it keep the £5

 :lol:
It's the principle of efforts being recognised and rewarded  :lol:.

Fair point though as to its actual usefulness. How about we donate it to charity, perhaps one that supports overweight, schizophrenic, delusional and vicious prostitutes? Not that i can think of any who would benefit from such a service...

Offline James999

Guess that means you haven't found any man to take that pic for you that you said you would. Not that it would have fooled me.

I've been around for many years, it's pointless arguing that on multiple days that everytime two accounts came online at same time that it was coincidence.

You haven't logged into your UKE account as you rightly suspect it'll get yet another IP match.

But there's no need for any tech wizardry, your writing / arguing style is what initially got my attention, it's exact same as TeenKylie.

If you take a step back and actually look at the situation you realise how sad she clearly is, to create an account and pretend to be a punter to talk about / promote herself, just shows how desparate she must be  :wacko:


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This thread was very entertaining! Made my Sunday morning!  :D

Offline cunnyhunt

in all seriousness it does give us another insight into mental state of TK

Yes it does.
When I started to read FMJ's review I immediately thought it was a female writing but I have been quick to judge in the past and thought I would give the benefit of the doubt. The confirmation to me was when FMJ/EE/TK criticised HP for bareback, some punters may not like it but they do not go to the lengths that TK did to challenge him, the reporting of posts and whining was classic TK.

EE/TK thought she was smart this time but as before Admin is one step ahead. :thumbsup:

Offline Belgarion

Interesting read and it is quite unfortunate that Emily decided to make a fake account, post a review of herself and then make the comments she has made on this thread.

I did read the kettlegate thread and noticed she had some positive reviews after that and had hoped she had turned a corner and was looking to book her in the very near future.

After this thread, I believe it is safe to say any such thoughts are gone and I will never book to see her.

Not been on here for long time,I myself got accused of being Emily ,yeah they are just escorts you pay,i must admit I liked her a bit more than I should,so she can't be all bad, I've stop wasting my money,Ive joined a site called fab swingers ,only go on now and then but in 4 months I've been on there I've met 4 and the good thing is it's free and they are only on there because they want it too, not your money,i would recommend anyone here giving that site a try :drinks:

Offline sxman

Not been on here for long time,I myself got accused of being Emily ,yeah they are just escorts you pay,i must admit I liked her a bit more than I should,so she can't be all bad, I've stop wasting my money,Ive joined a site called fab swingers ,only go on now and then but in 4 months I've been on there I've met 4 and the good thing is it's free and they are only on there because they want it too, not your money,i would recommend anyone here giving that site a try :drinks:

Fabswingers is a complete waste of time unless you have a 6 pack and a 9" dick and look like Brad Pitt, or if your on there with your other half, Im a average looking guy and the only interest I got was from unattractive overweight woman in there 50s, rather pay money than waste my time with that shit.

But thanks for bumping the thread up to tell us.

I'm not bumping this thread, but I found this skank to be the most rude, conniving, fuck up I have ever met punting (without actually having the pleasure of meeting). She is absolutely massive, I saw her at my local Tesco, obviously I now what she looks like, she does not know what I look like!, She has trolled me several times, imagine I had met her and she did know who I was? while out shopping with the wife an kids, I would have not doubt she would start WW3, I personally believe she has mental health issues!

But have had some great punts recently in around Chelmsford area recently, and if any of you that really like this disgusting skank want there names PM I'll try educate you lol

Moderators sorry if a bit strong but this Teen kylie / Endearing Emily is really going to get a punter into serious bother soon!

I wouldn't believe a good review on her EVER!

Offline socks

I'm not bumping this thread, but I found this skank to be the most rude, conniving, fuck up I have ever met punting (without actually having the pleasure of meeting). She is absolutely massive, I saw her at my local Tesco, obviously I now what she looks like, she does not know what I look like!, She has trolled me several times, imagine I had met her and she did know who I was? while out shopping with the wife an kids, I would have not doubt she would start WW3, I personally believe she has mental health issues!

But have had some great punts recently in around Chelmsford area recently, and if any of you that really like this disgusting skank want there names PM I'll try educate you lol

Moderators sorry if a bit strong but this Teen kylie / Endearing Emily is really going to get a punter into serious bother soon!

I wouldn't believe a good review on her EVER!
Details, ie what's the story behind this mistrust and warning to other punters?

Offline The_Don



But have had some great punts recently in around Chelmsford area recently



If you have the time, please share via some reviews as it may help genuine punters  :hi:


Details, ie what's the story behind this mistrust and warning to other punters?

Indeed
« Last Edit: August 10, 2016, 09:19:09 AM by The_Don »

Socks,

After I had to cancel an appointment, with plenty of notice, she turned nasty!

She kept phoning me leaving real obscure messages, sending texts saying she was going to out me etc, etc. just threat after threat really.

Trolling me on forums it don't sound much but she was a real nasty piece of work, like I said mental health issues!


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