Visited Emily and had the worse punt in my short career. 1 hour @ £100. I don't like to take too many risks so 17 positive feedback on AW seemed promising, though the last one says "No comment"!
Positives: Nice apartment in Wycombe. Emily looks good, though not the best tits, but lovely arse. Nice shower before & after.
And the rest: Right from the off, it felt like delaying tactics were being deployed and complete lack of urgency to get on with it. All the towels were neatly spread out on top of the bed but Emily pulled back the duvet and spent ages arranging the towels on the sheet instead.
Then spent what seemed like an age trying to position her phone a particular way because the socket was damaged but needed charging. Putting it next to the pillow (with the clock on the screen) seemed to be what was necessary! Clock watching wasn't an issue though because I was gone long before the hour was up!
Started with me giving her a bit of attention inc RO as she lay back with her eyes closed. Luckily she whimpered and moaned occasionally otherwise she could have been asleep. She woke up sharpish when I put my hand near her gash "I don't like fingers."
After a while I had to ask
her to give me some attention. She hadn't touched me, anywhere
, up to this point. Started off with a 2 fingered wank which eventually got me reasonably hard and straight away she wanted me to fuck her. "What about a blowjob first?" I asked. On goes the condom for about 2 mins of hopeless oral and my erection was losing interest.
"OK, let's fuck" I said "Climb on top" But no, she wanted to do doggy. Brushed her bumhole with my finger, but that wasn't allowed (I haven't seen it, but there is a pic titled 'fingering my pussy & bum' in her PG). Eventually tried a few positions but my heart wasn't in it, and hers definitely wasn't. "What position makes you cum?" she asked.
I just wanted to get out and couldn't be bothered with any more aimless pumping, so asked to give me a handjob. Another 2 finger wank that I could do better at home with the salad tongs! (I've never actually done that, just in case any of you come to one of my bbq s!) "Let me know when you are about to cum so I can take my hand away" she says. WHAT THE FUCK
She goes on to say she doesn't allow cum anywhere on her body, including her hand, without an extra fee!!! I eventually wanked myself
off while she danced about waving her pussy and arse in my face.
90% of her enjoys need to be UN-ticked! I didn't even bother asking about rimming which was one reason for choosing her.
From end of 1st shower to start of 2nd shower it was no more than 35 minutes. During this time, she read & replied to at least two texts, spoke to a potential punter on the phone & updated her Adultwork profile!!
I know I should have been more assertive, but I would not have enjoyed it better if there was a bad atmosphere so decided to finish as quickly as possible and get out.
She wasn't unfriendly, but the entire punt she was just going through the motions. The hug at the end was the only time SHE instigated anything the entire meeting.
Score 2/10 - 1/10 for her looks, 1/10 for the apartment/shower (I think this was her first day there, she said she is also in Oxford).